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Sexual obsession

You see that multi-ton anvil falling right at *you*.

You know you need hope when...

Gift

Unique (Pleasant version).

Subservience. (Aka: Submissive)

*Ducks out of the way, laughing at the sight*
*Doesn't do a thing while it keeps on going*

Lube substitute.

I must admit, while I don't agrue the relatively high prices of gas in the USA, I certainly envy it over what they have on the other side of the world ($9 or so...).
Anyone from there to confirm-ish for me?

Dominance

*Grabs a flamethrower and torches the book of annoying numbers*
Heheheh...flame is fun...
*Throws the flamethrower to...*

Oddities.

Personally, I agree with you wholeheartedly, Scott. There is also an aspect that has caused constant harassment to various students, and I have found out that it has gotten somewhat worse over the last few years: Homework. While there is an obvious mandate to make sure that in a public school they h...

I look into the void and see A heart that's beating. Is it the key? For I have know, as of late the hearts we need tend turn towards hate. And yet I see, looking through this veil something that need to tell its tale. Whipped, beaten, and abused with word, the perceptions we need have gradually blur...

Nap attack

Never actually heard it refrenced (personally) but that person.
My favorite case-specific password

Lethologica (n) - the inability to remember a word or put your finger on the right word

Antidisestablishmentarianism (n) - opposition to the withdrawal of state support or recognition from an established church, esp. the Anglican Church in 19th-century England.

(Something a rather zelatous person I know mentioned to me)

*Catches glasses, tries them on, shakes his head*
Never needed them, myself.
*Throws them in the same direction*

The ugly, truly desprate guy on the street won't take your job.

You know you trust too much when...

Years upon years ago, there was a man who was named Benjamin. While he grew up, he had grown a beard, and wanted to shaved it. However, the ancient mystics in his town said that if he did, he would turn to ashes and be swept away. Humbled by this thought, he decided not to shave it. Years passed, an...

They try to attack you on a full moon.

You know that you're embarassed when...

The rent due reaches eight digits.

You know you've trusted humans too much when...

Here's something for you: I got to thinking, and I realized that human-wise, my my upcoming 21st birthday is going to be on on April 2nd (HB to me. Anyway...) What gets my interest is the fact that, apparently, my BD is going to be on a full moon. What a thing: Supposedly the human version of coming...

Hmm...
That's why you coat them with itching powder? They'd stop complaining so much...
Unfortunately, legel laws prevent it, so it isn't an actual suggestion.
...
In any event...

To Kiba: Of course I'm going to have thruthiness. That's why I find the ever-anonymous internet to be such a beautiful thing: It can never be traced back to me IRL.
And if you don't like the static, you can always shave off your fur.
...
Only kidding...