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Karate Chop...or if you want to add insult to injury, do for the ever popular bitch-slap! :lol: I can just see it... a werewolf (probably female) has a hunter disarmed and cornered in an alleyway... Hunter: "D-d-don't k-kill me..." Werewolf: (toothy menacing grin) (paw raises up, claws sh...

Apokryltaros wrote:Werewolf.
Werewolf?
No. There wolf: There, castle.

Actually, the quote is...

(distant howl)
Inga: Werewolf
Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There wolf. There castle.

Terastas wrote: The only thing I'm pretty sure would become larger is the tongue.

Shadow Wulf wrote:Carpe Diem

TRANSLATION: Sieze the Day!

Carp in Denim!

TRANSLATION: There's a Fish in my Pants!

Well, someone had a question left unanswered, so I felt obligated to answer it. As for my unofficial 'Expert' tag, well, I have always had an interest in biology and medecine, and, since it's established in our little fan-made werewolf canon that lycanthropy can be transmitted by vectors other than ...

The 'plumbing' for both male and female would work pretty-much like a human's, really, except for the male having to, er, unsheath himself to urinate. But that's basically the same as a human guy pulling back the foreskin, so no big deal there. As for sexual positioning, well, obviously 'doggy-style...

He should still be able to hear, albeit not as clearly as before...

...And he'll just think, somehow, he was attacked by Mike Tyson.

Not a fan of regrowing anything much bigger than say a finger or two at most... I mean, whats the point? Hunter: (Shoots big-ass gun at werewolf... arm explodes) Werewolf: Oh God! My ARM He just shot off my freaking ARM! (assorted pained screaming) *SCHLORP-POP!* Werewolf: Oh, wait, nevermind. It's ...

Silverclaw wrote:I like ChaosWolf's thoughts the most as well.

I shall deem ChaosWolf, 'Werewolf Genitalia Expert'

I have no idea how to respond to that...

Personally, the way werewolves are in my own perceptions, the genitals of the male are mixed, with the canine sheath and knot, but the placement of it between the legs human-style instead of riding up the belly like a dog (look at any anthro-wolf nude to understand this) As for the female, it too i...

Now I have the mental image of Jamie wandering around staring at dog asses all day...

Personally, the way werewolves are in my own perceptions, the genitals of the male are mixed, with the canine sheath and knot, but the placement of it between the legs human-style instead of riding up the belly like a dog (look at any anthro-wolf nude to understand this) As for the female, it too is...

http://www.everythingwolf.com/

Check the T-Shirts section, by the way... they have a Goldenwolfen shirt in the mix, too!

Figarou wrote:

Excelsia wrote:

Figarou wrote: As for a pic, these boobies look ok in this one.

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/9427/file01519mi.jpg

I do have nice ones, don't I?

Yup!! *presses button*

Perfect...

We definitely need the wolfies made into some sort of icon-pack, I agree.


...this is easily my most favorite thread on the board.

EDIT!

WOOHOO! 50 pages!!

I doubt a werecow would have a long enough lifespan to be of any concern...

(looks at "Morphic Wolf" item) Anyone got about $500,00 I could borrow?

In the 'universe' my 'ideal werewolf' exists in, the breakdown is rather simple. there is no bleeding, for similar reasons as point #1 in the above item, but with aspects of #2... hormonal/emotional surges, a semi-annual increase in libido, etc. Basically, they don't have a period every month, but t...

Thanks, pal.

(suddenly pictures a gestalt she-wolf wearing a shirt reading "Sexy b****" in sparkly letters... and not sure whether to agree or start chuckling.)

Terastas... these are all awesome terms.

I'm planning on writing a couple short-stories about werewolves, as soon as I get some solid inspiration to break my writer's-block... mind if I borrow that slang-list for reference purposes?

Searif Bogard wrote:bah, transformers sucks gundam is the way to go

You made Optimus cry.

"Our ducks now fly overseas"


Hm... Fig must be using cannons now.

My picture.



'Nuff said.

Normally, I'm not one who enjoys horror/zombie flicks...

...but this sounds worthwhile.

Especially considering how well the premise lends itself towards a "Sean of the Dead"/"Evil Dead" semi-campy "cult film" fandom potential.

WolvenOne wrote:Virus, pathagen, venom, werewolf juice, whatever. The name isn't that important in my book.

Werewolf Juice?



Wonder if that comes in cans or bottles? Does it come in decaf and sugar-free varieties, too?