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Same response as to ETs/BEMs...knowing'd be enough for me, no need to show it off.


Now, I might USE such proof to track down a werewolf for a little scratch & nibble...but that's a different thing altogether

Midnight wrote:

Terastas wrote:Hmm. . . Honestly, I don't think werewolves would have any hobbies that a normal human being couldn't do.

Scent-tracking?

Scratch & Sniff collections

I'm shocked, people.




To think that not a one of you has suggested the most obvious of Extreme Werewolf Sports....PSSH!!!



*drum rolll*


CAR CHASING!!!!

I highly doubt a right-minded werewolf would let you get close enough to punch him in the guts. That would likely end very quickly, and not very well for the perpetrator. A meat drunk werewuff doesn't really have much choice. That's the thing about being meat drunk...you're so stuffed to the gills ...

Why all the "THOU SHALT NOT HAVE MEAT" responses? Clearly, the best way to piss off a werewolf is to punch him in the guts while he's meat drunk.


It's also the best way to become his next meal.

The mother would be best off giving birth in her Wulf form, just from watching a dog give birth to puppies you can see that there is a lot less difficulty involved than even an "easy" human birth. Would the baby be able to Shift? I suspect that uncontrolled shifting might happen (like gro...

A Were wearing nothing is only natural. If the Puritans are offended, duct tape copies of Cat Fancy to their faces (Purr-itans, woo). Seriously...a loincloth, plus a bikini top (or four or five, depending on your interpretation of the Gestalt...) for the femmes to prevent being sprayed with a cold f...

It's all in your point of view—even Hitler believed he was doing Good. I figure, if nobody's engaging in the wholesale slaughter of innocents, let 'em be. If they are...why don't we re-enact D-Day the way we do the Revolution or the Civil War? We'd have lots of guys well-practiced at storming beache...

Relocate: I'm getting the hell out of here. They'll never find me. It's their job to find you. Running doesn't wash with me. Turn 'em: How do you like those fangs and fur? This isn't a dream, pal... but lets see if you wake up. Neither does making them stronger. Give them enhanced senses and enduran...

Rule One (well, One Rule Of at least) relationships: Don't pick a partner with the idea that you can try to change them: It won't work for a hoomin, and I doubt it would for a werewolf. If he's so lacking in control that his wolf is a raving, insane, bloodthirsty thing driven to attack people at ran...

Do really you think they'd stick to one side of their natures, or would some "go feral" and run around as a wolf 99% of the time with the She of their choice, making a little pack of true wolves as they go along?

This is happening because, while Big Oil bought Bush's snazzy cars, mansions, and private jetliners, it's the cattle ranchers whose money bought his cowboy boots and shiny Zippo.

/end totally biased and unresearched rant

Fyriewolf wrote:Venison? What is that? If a werewolve changes during sex than thats not new.

Venison = deer meat.


*tilts head* How you not know this, wolfyfeets?

The main problem with them is they all try to achieve a moral society, one where everyone has equal means, by taking from those whose extra effort has gotten them ahead in life, and giving it to those who'd rather just sit around on their bums waiting for someone to give them things. While certain b...

One honest-to-dog werewolf to come to my home and bite me. Or I can come to you. Or we can meet in neutral territory. If you have a pack, can I join? If not, wanna start one?

s-w-m-23





PS this is a joke, but if by some chance you really are a werewolf...take it seriously!! :p

Well, I'm not a screenwriter (I do dabble in creative fiction though), but it seems to me that taking the transformation stuff out of the script if it's slowing things down and muddying the motiviation for your characters makes sense. Save the text as notes/inspiration for when you're getting the CG...

Venison > Chezburger.


The thread's title gives me an interesting thought: Venison during sex! Is this the werewolf version of strawberries and whipped cream?

:lol: I rather have a cheeseburger than imagining a Cat macros That's a reference to a really funny site that features cats in various silly poses I made a joke out of. I believe it's called "I can has Cheesburger?" and it is very funny. What would be funnier would be making the cats into...

Huh? what kind of book is that and where did you get it? :? Oh, I have gobs of interesting werewolf series' on my bookshelf now. I find them on barnes and noble or amazon.com. ;) Authors to look for: Carrie Vaughn, Patricia Briggs, Rebecca York, Kelley Armstrong, Christine Warren, Laurell K. Hamilt...

Women "fall" for men really fast, so when they want to "stay over" and "cook breakfast" after say, one or two dates, that makes men nervous. It's too fast for us. Speak for y'self. I'll take the effortless bacon and eggs any day of the week...it's a good sign she's a k...

RedEye wrote: So, next time you come across a Werewolf bashing its head against a wall, you'll know why.

This image wins the day for me.

Terastas wrote:That is very cool and all, but. . . Crap, what happened to the days when you could sit back, relax and play video games?

They died with Ms. Pacman's divorce filing. We now sit forward and live video games, and we like it very much ;) :p

Then the tail just goes down a pant leg. That's assuming its more like a feline's tail as opposed to the stiff canine variety. Maybe you could wear short shorts and the tail would go out one of the leg holes, but I don't think it would bend down completely with long pants. Maybe a werecat could get...

You're far more likely to have a problem with seams in your shirt ripping apart as muscle mass shifts proportion for the gestalt (and then only if it's a rather tight-fitting one) than to have your pants rip out because a tail sprouts. Pants are made from -tough- stuff. And I don't even mean just je...

I'm remembering a segment from Kitty and the Midnight Hour by Carrie Vaughn, wherein a caller mentions that she met her husband while out running one night, and Kitty (werewolf talk radio host ftw) says/thinks something about someone having a fur fetish. DIRTY THOUGHTS!!! (*offers WerewolfKeeper3 a ...