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*Cuts down "WORKSHED" with "CHAINSAW", thinks the effect is "GROOVY!"*
*W4L falls down to ground*
"JOIN USSSSS!!!"

Yet another reason to go home and play with your Wii...
-Z

"GROOVY!"
"Maybe we should make sure he`s done for good in the ""WORKSHED"".
*Looks for another CHAINSAW*

"It tastes like burning!!"
*hand on body comes alive, , seperates itself from body, attacks W4L, like Evil dead 2*

I think they would be roughly the same height as they would be as a human, but standing on their tip-toes. A few extra inches. Since people walk flat-footed and wolves walk on their toes, a werewolf, in bipedal wolf form, would be as tall as his human self standing on his toes, not counting anything...

*catches knives, with body*
*still-shouldering head flops over and starts gnawing at W4L`s achille`s tendon*
"Gnomgnomgnomgnom!!!"

*picks up head, lights it on fire and throws it at W4L, setting him back on fire*
*body sprints away to find new head, runs stump-first into tree*

Im thinking something along the lines of a werebear. They would need den space, relative acess to food, water etc. Wolves and bears compete with each other in nature, so I wouldnt expect anything different in were-life.

-Z

They already DID a he-Man movie.
It starred....(wait fot it....)

Dolph Lungduren!!

~Moe`s voice~
"Oh, a wiseguy, eh?"
*nosetwist*
"getooutta here!"
*kick*

Holy Crap!!!
That one meaty pooch!

I think that they would be a bit mor muscular, just so everything works right with the altered shapes. It wouldnt happen overnight though, you would have to work the muscles to grow them. So, a new wolf might have a skinny neck and shoulder junction, while a older, more experienced were would have a...

Slime

*Zombie pulls a "3 Stooges" and double-pokes W4L in the eyes, complete with sound effect*

....Kill me now....

I cant see any of these blasphemies ending well for anyone involved....

Transformers was a 2-hour commercial for the new Chevy Camaro that wont even be out untill 2009.

Im gonna be sick...

-Zombie

Mine was the 3rd of July....



-Zombie

I had a raccon a few years ago. When there small, sure they are all cute and cuddley, but as they grow, they want to be more independant. It went from being and indoor raccoon to a indoor/outdoor raccoon. They are clean, but thay can and will climb ANYTHING (even stuff that YOU think is un-climbable...

*mental image of a werewolf wearing a bad toupee...*

"Oh, OK. I wont stab you."
*sets W4L on fire*
"Ill BURN you instead!!

False. I only have FFX and X-2

TPBM set off GOOD fireworks last night.

*Big hungry shark knocks on Wolf4Lifes door*
~knock knock knock~
"Candygram!"
"I have a package for Wolf4Life that needs to be signed for!"
"Pizza!"

I dont have a problem if someone comes to our country LEGALLY. A few of my friends from work are from Russia, Italy, Spain, Puerto Rico, Mexico, India and even Iran (!). Its ILLEGAL immigrants that I take issue with, and the sad fact is that the source of most of illegal ailiens is Mexico. Here in P...

*Throws swordfish like a spear, hitting W4L in the chest. Laughs at W4L walking around with a fish hanging off/out of his chest*
"Thatll so ya! tryin ta sneak up behind meh..."
*Throws big, hungry shark*

Truly, Matt. If only there was someone from Lionsgate or something that just would look at stuff..... Yes, Im hung up on Lionsgate, because they helped save the horror film genere (it was in pathetic shape with bland crap like "I know what you did last summer") and they also pick up a lot ...