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by Apokryltaros
Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:18 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Werewolf looks
Replies: 108
Views: 45055

Here, have an Enema! :x The ancient Mayan nobility used enemas as a form of relaxation and recreation, in that, it was finally realized that these rattle-like "wands" depicted in painted vases (being held by the servants of noblepeople) were actually "injectors" for sacred hallu...
by Apokryltaros
Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:05 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: I am weirdly sick
Replies: 11
Views: 2212

Eat more garlic.
by Apokryltaros
Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:28 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Demonology?
Replies: 23
Views: 10884

Demons, by all normal stadards, are considered to be in no part at all human. They can take human form, but nothing of humanity exists within them. There are different species of demons (like someone mentioned Inuyasha) and even half demons, which are partially human. Lycanthropy, whether you belie...
by Apokryltaros
Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:02 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Werewolf looks
Replies: 108
Views: 45055

Here, have an Enema! :x The ancient Mayan nobility used enemas as a form of relaxation and recreation, in that, it was finally realized that these rattle-like "wands" depicted in painted vases (being held by the servants of noblepeople) were actually "injectors" for sacred hallu...
by Apokryltaros
Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:22 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Werewolf looks
Replies: 108
Views: 45055

I could see M. Night Shyamalan doing a Werewolf movie like that though. It would start with everyone being skeptical and not believing there was a real werewolf...but for the rest of the film it would build you up to think it really was, and then when you, and the characters, were 100% convinced it...
by Apokryltaros
Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:18 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Back from the...Account deletedness!
Replies: 42
Views: 8236

So...I dunno. I don't think there's a reason why I shouldn't be here... :roll: Well, other than the fact that we're a cult that worships Stan and we're going to hunt you down and consume your soul. :lol: Wait were worshipping Stan... ow crud i thought his name was fred all this time Yup...Stan...sh...
by Apokryltaros
Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:31 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Werewolf looks
Replies: 108
Views: 45055

Vuldari wrote: So where does that leave us?
Cranky, irritable, and infested with fleas.
by Apokryltaros
Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:30 am
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Werewolf looks
Replies: 108
Views: 45055

No backwards knees EVER The next time I see a special effects department make a backwards knee like they did in that lousy "An American Werewolf in Paris," I will break somebody's knees. With a mallet. Those morons wouldn't know wolf anatomy if they fell into the wolf exhibit at a zoo and ...
by Apokryltaros
Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:09 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Wings
Replies: 52
Views: 14504

Renorei wrote: I would DEFINITELY love the ability to fly. Though I think I'd be better off with some kind of levitational flying, like super heroes have. It'd just be easier and more convenient, and I wouldn't have to chop up all my clothes.
Awwwww...
by Apokryltaros
Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:06 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: ?? can werewolves die
Replies: 81
Views: 34165

Re: Simple!

RedEye wrote:Dying Werewolves get great dramatic lines to say! Possible Tear-Jerking lines to say! Profoundly philosophic lines to say!

This IS a Movie, after all..... :lol:
"When I die, remember to vacuum me"?
by Apokryltaros
Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:38 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: ?? can werewolves die
Replies: 81
Views: 34165

And what does this picture have to do with werewolves being able to die or not?
by Apokryltaros
Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:06 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Demonology?
Replies: 23
Views: 10884

Yes, kindling is more expensive today.
by Apokryltaros
Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:06 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: ?? can werewolves die
Replies: 81
Views: 34165

23Jarden wrote:
What about a catapult?
Only if the cat had a laser strapped to its head.
by Apokryltaros
Sun Jul 16, 2006 10:28 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: ?? can werewolves die
Replies: 81
Views: 34165

And correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it took several MONTHS for a human to die from starvation. Which kind of starvation: literal no food whatsoever while locked in a dungeon starvation, or supermodel/anorexia nibble nibble on crumbs starvation? The former kills within a week, whereas the the...
by Apokryltaros
Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:58 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: ?? can werewolves die
Replies: 81
Views: 34165

Dinars to donuts says that a werewolf isn't going to survive being sucked into a jet engine, either.
by Apokryltaros
Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:19 am
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: can a werewolf get bullied
Replies: 49
Views: 17465

...If I was a pack leader, I'd encourage all the young-uns to join the chess club and learn how to play Yu-Gi-Oh. :grinp: But then what do you do when the packmembers are trapped in the Shadow Realm? Anybody that plays the game at that level doesn't need me holding their hand anymore. Apparently, y...
by Apokryltaros
Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:18 am
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: ?? can werewolves die
Replies: 81
Views: 34165

Yep - which begs the question - how much less like a bag of jelly is a werewolf as opposed to a human? People and werewolves aren't really like bags of jelly, as, unlike a tarantula, neither people nor werewolves carry all of their vital innards in a sac, like a spider's abdomen. THen again, droppe...
by Apokryltaros
Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:42 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: The skeleton in TF
Replies: 39
Views: 14907

Try Salonpas or epsom salt.
by Apokryltaros
Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:39 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: ?? can werewolves die
Replies: 81
Views: 34165

Do also note that falls are more harmful/fatal for heavier creatures than lighter creatures, no matter their durability. A spider can fall from a hight of a thousand feet to us, without harm, if the spider was as large as a animal and feel from the same hight, splat. I wonder how fall humans could ...
by Apokryltaros
Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:47 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: ?? can werewolves die
Replies: 81
Views: 34165

Being pushed out a 10 story window wouldn't be enough for the werewolf to perish? Not mine. :D Note that you can reach, as a human, terminal velocity in less than 12 feet. Ten stories, by the book, is 120 feet. Does not take long. Do note that the impact from falling from a 10 story window is enoug...
by Apokryltaros
Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:17 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: ?? can werewolves die
Replies: 81
Views: 34165

Werewolves, like wolves and human, need air, water, and food, among other things. Depriving a werewolf of air, water and or food for a prolonged amount of time, as well as subjecting the werewolf to severe physical trauma, say, being run over by a tanker truck, struck by a falling grand piano, pushe...
by Apokryltaros
Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:14 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: The Bite, the ceremony, the birth, or the curse
Replies: 31
Views: 15792

While we're at it, the flower foxglove is also used to make the heart medication "Digitalin." And despite having been used by "witches" and some apocatheries for treating people with heart conditions, I strongly advise against trying to make your own heart medication from foxglov...
by Apokryltaros
Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:46 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: can a werewolf get bullied
Replies: 49
Views: 17465

Terastas wrote:...If I was a pack leader, I'd encourage all the young-uns to join the chess club and learn how to play Yu-Gi-Oh. :grinp:
But then what do you do when the packmembers are trapped in the Shadow Realm?
by Apokryltaros
Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:45 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Demonology?
Replies: 23
Views: 10884

Not by default, but as Scott said, they would be demons to some people. . . But then again, some people also consider Pokemon and Harry Potter to be demons. It's just a matter of who you ask. "Are you chewing gum , Harry Potter?" "No, ma'am, hellfire!" *foosh* "Ahahah! Wond...
by Apokryltaros
Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:17 am
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: can a werewolf get bullied
Replies: 49
Views: 17465

"DEVIL CHILD!! DEVIL CHILD!! DEVIL CHILD!!" Need i say more? Yes: Exactly how does being 8 feet tall and made out of kryptonite (to paraphrase White Wolf) grant an immunity to name-calling, and slander? If anything, it just means that the name-callers and slanderers have to take a bigger ...