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by Apokryltaros
Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:55 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: ?? can werewolves die
Replies: 81
Views: 34165

Back in my day, bubulla, ve didn't do any of dis pakakna "changing vit da full moon" business. Ve changed vhen the gefeltefisch vere in season. Ve had to: vhen da gefeltefisch are alive, z'air da meanest schmutzy fisch you ever laid eyes on.
by Apokryltaros
Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:03 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: ?? can werewolves die
Replies: 81
Views: 34165

If Werewolves didn't die...whatever world in whichever Universe-Manifold they lived on would be literelly "The Planet of Werewolves." Smoothskin humanity would have either died out or been absorbed byt the Weres. Here's a question: How Wrinkled would a 3000 year-old Werewolf be? Would he ...
by Apokryltaros
Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:59 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: How painful should the shift be? And...
Replies: 112
Views: 39440

Don't the royal Cambodian dancers bend their fingers back as a part of their dances all the time, too?
by Apokryltaros
Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:00 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: They're REAL!
Replies: 73
Views: 13231

Okay...I thought the absurdity of the post would make it clear enough on it's own, but apparently not. I made that up . I intentionally made up the grossest, stupidest variation of werewolves as I could to emphasize a point. ...that somewhere, you have to draw a line at how much you can change some...
by Apokryltaros
Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:08 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: They're REAL!
Replies: 73
Views: 13231

Well, it's not the idea of Moon-bugs that turn people and or wolves into people that turn into dragonfly winged lizards that I find horrid, it's the idea of calling people and or wolves who turn into dragonfly winged lizards due to Moon-bugs werewolves I have trouble with. Besides, what isn't resist...
by Apokryltaros
Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:39 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: They're REAL!
Replies: 73
Views: 13231

I wasn't getting in his face, er, I didn't mean to sound like I was trying to get in his face, but, how exactly can one call flying lizards that implant their eggs in people and wolves werewolves , when they don't look like wolves or people at all, and that they can only be killed by depleted uraniu...
by Apokryltaros
Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:15 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: They're REAL!
Replies: 73
Views: 13231

Non sense, you can never be TOO original. It's always good to have completly new ideas for other people to get their concept off of. Pitch for a new Werwolf movie: For my next film, I was thinking of taking the legend of the Werewolf in a new dirrection. *snip "originality" jibberish* I t...
by Apokryltaros
Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:14 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: ?? can werewolves die
Replies: 81
Views: 34165

Lupin wrote:Well, that depends on how far the piano fell before hitting said werewolf on the head, really.
3 stories?
by Apokryltaros
Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:08 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: ?? can werewolves die
Replies: 81
Views: 34165

Yes werewolves can die....i know its sad :cry: but yea they can. Either from old age , from multiple shots from silver bullets,decapitaion, ect ect. IM GOING TO HAVE TO AGREE WITH WOLFMAN1991 While it may be possible for a werewolf to survive a fall off of a cliff, even walk away from it, but, when...
by Apokryltaros
Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:17 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Life and Death
Replies: 21
Views: 5999

Machine-Whisperer wrote:The age limit has to be reasonable, No animal can on average live longer than 150 years, even those galapagos tortouses only go for about 140 max.
Actually, about 200-220 years, or so. This one tortoise that Charles Darwin met/got to know passed away earlier this year.
by Apokryltaros
Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:55 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: They're REAL!
Replies: 73
Views: 13231

i'd hope we all have greater dreams than being turned into werewolves My dream is to be dept free. But that'll never happen. :( Why am I now suddenly getting visions of that guy from "Silence of the Lambs" and how he tried to build himself a "woman suit." We should keep an eye o...
by Apokryltaros
Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:04 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Werewolf Hunters
Replies: 32
Views: 9542

Well, chains and dynamite would do a better job of killing them than elephant tranquilizers.
I mean, you could always lace a box of candy or a steak and send it to the werewolf.
And once the werewolf's taken the bait, you swoop down and clean up.
by Apokryltaros
Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:31 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Werewolf Hunters
Replies: 32
Views: 9542

Cavman wrote:
Night Rain wrote: I'd wrap them in the wire and chains, and tie them down with rope (and the dynamite would be with them as a failsafe).
Ouchies. :(
Elephant-strength tranquilizers would work just as well, and be far less messy for either side.
by Apokryltaros
Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:51 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Evolution
Replies: 22
Views: 7450

The claim is inaccurate: Influenza has been with us for thousands of years, ever since we domesticated ducks and geese, and pigs (waterfowl and pigs being the origins of the two main lineages of human influenza) Two or so years ago, scientists dug up the frozen corpse of an Alaskan woman who died du...
by Apokryltaros
Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:15 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Evolution
Replies: 22
Views: 7450

Influenza IS the Flu.
"Flu" is short for "Influenza," in fact.
And it's not terribly stable, some strains mutate very rapidly, then suddenly revert back to a previous form, while other strains remain stable, only mutating once in a while, albeit in a grand way.
by Apokryltaros
Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:54 am
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: ?? can werewolves die
Replies: 81
Views: 34165

What about an accident with a guillotine?
by Apokryltaros
Wed Aug 02, 2006 7:53 am
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Werewolf looks
Replies: 108
Views: 45062

Fluffy?
Playing with the hairdryer again?
by Apokryltaros
Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:54 am
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Werewolf looks
Replies: 108
Views: 45062

Tell me about it. You know, you really need to control what your saying cause you write alot more than necessary, too many examples and repeating the same thing is a couple of your problems. :P I can translate, as I've taken classes in both Embryology and Vuldarian. TRANSLATION: It is possible to f...
by Apokryltaros
Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:40 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Werewolf looks
Replies: 108
Views: 45062

For one thing, scientific theories describe scientific facts : people who insist on saying that theories aren't facts couldn't tell a scientific theory from a scientific fact, from a scientific hypothesis if their miserable little lives depended on it. Another thing, this thread is about how a werew...
by Apokryltaros
Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:28 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Werewolf looks
Replies: 108
Views: 45062

Furthermore, I find it quite funny to see this post coming from you, who always stated that science is the answer to everything. We're dealing with werewolves, legendary creatures that fall outside the realms of Science . Can you explain to me exactly how combining human and wolf features would cre...
by Apokryltaros
Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:33 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: can a werewolf use items and such
Replies: 64
Views: 21125

RedEye wrote:Sega Genesis? That's a lo-o-o-ng time ago, back when Teen Wolf was still current.
The cartoon?
by Apokryltaros
Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:32 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Werewolf looks
Replies: 108
Views: 45062

Yes, we're aware of the "werewolf syndrome" of Hypertrichosis.
I'm not terribly fond of the Lon Chaney look, if only because A) I don't find it aesthetically pleasing, and B) I find that people who use that look have a very limited imagination.
by Apokryltaros
Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:27 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: I am weirdly sick
Replies: 11
Views: 2212

Shadow Wulf wrote:Nah, its nothing that a bit of ramen soup cant fix. :kasa:
With garlic.
Wards off vampires, evil spirits, and relieves irritated mucous membranes.
by Apokryltaros
Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:24 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Werewolf looks
Replies: 108
Views: 45062

Shadow Wulf wrote:Do you often have so much time that you would look up for ancient herbs?
No, I am NOT going to look for Imhotep's stash of magic tana leaves for you again. I like my left big toe exactly where it is. Now.
by Apokryltaros
Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:22 pm
Forum: What should a werewolf be?
Topic: Silver: other uses?
Replies: 10
Views: 3422

Re: Interesting idea

I think its a neat idea, afterall doctors prescribe all kinds of nasty poisons to combat diseases. So it would make sense that WereDoctors (yay new term) would experiment with their Ultimate Poison to cure diseases. I think the general consensus is that Silver does affect the wolves of Freeborn, ev...