Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

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Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by silver1 » Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:10 pm

Just post some things you shouldn't say to a werewolf.

Bite me!
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You say werewolf like its a bad thing.

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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by Volkodlak » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:22 am

what do you want furball
look guys a storage of fleas is here
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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by silver1 » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:07 am

Good ones. :lol:
If you talk to the animals,they will talk to you and you will know each other.If you do not talk to them,you will not know them and what you do not know you fear,and what one fears one destroys.

Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend.

You say werewolf like its a bad thing.

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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by Uniform Two Six » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:25 am

"Kibble or canned?"

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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by silver1 » Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:50 am

Nice! :lol:
I think someone needs a fleabath.
If you talk to the animals,they will talk to you and you will know each other.If you do not talk to them,you will not know them and what you do not know you fear,and what one fears one destroys.

Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend.

You say werewolf like its a bad thing.

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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by Meeper » Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:36 am

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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by Volkodlak » Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:42 am

you are accidental attempt by Mother Nature
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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by silver1 » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:36 pm

Someone desperately needs a shave.
If you talk to the animals,they will talk to you and you will know each other.If you do not talk to them,you will not know them and what you do not know you fear,and what one fears one destroys.

Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend.

You say werewolf like its a bad thing.

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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by Terastas » Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:11 pm

"Sit."

"Stay."

"Heel."

"Am I going to have to rub your nose in that?"

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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by silver1 » Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:21 pm

How bout a belly rub?
If you talk to the animals,they will talk to you and you will know each other.If you do not talk to them,you will not know them and what you do not know you fear,and what one fears one destroys.

Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend.

You say werewolf like its a bad thing.

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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by Terastas » Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:04 am

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Post by Volkodlak » Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:34 am

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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by silver1 » Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:44 am

:lol: Someone has missed quite a few haircuts.
Play dead.
If you talk to the animals,they will talk to you and you will know each other.If you do not talk to them,you will not know them and what you do not know you fear,and what one fears one destroys.

Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend.

You say werewolf like its a bad thing.

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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by Thylo » Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:31 pm

"Does the wolfman have nards?"

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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by Figarou » Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:37 pm

*points to a fat lady's big butt as she bends over*

Look!! A full moon!!


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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by silver1 » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:22 am

I don't know if I can top that one Fig. I'm running out of things to say.

"I'm calling animal control."
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You say werewolf like its a bad thing.

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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by Terastas » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:25 pm

"Mmmm. . . Mmmm! MMMM!! Oh this chocolate is soooooooooooo gooooooood!"
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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by Berserker » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:55 pm

Terastas wrote:"Mmmm. . . Mmmm! MMMM!! Oh this chocolate is soooooooooooo gooooooood!"
A 250-pound werewolf would be able to eat several chocolate bars without getting sick. :)
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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by LupusDream » Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:19 pm

"so do you want a wolfie bag"
"are you fat or are you just proofie?"
"what smells like wet dog?"
there was a time when wolf and man walked along side each other, but one day wolf and man would walked as one

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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by Figarou » Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:12 pm

Berserker wrote:
Terastas wrote:"Mmmm. . . Mmmm! MMMM!! Oh this chocolate is soooooooooooo gooooooood!"
A 250-pound werewolf would be able to eat several chocolate bars without getting sick. :)
Lets see that werewolf try and eat THIS chocolate bar!!

http://www.amazon.com/Giant-Hersheys-Ch ... B0006FNMS6

It weighs 5 pounds!! :jawdrop:



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Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf

Post by silver1 » Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:25 am

"Do you chew your own tail?"

"If you were to bite me,would I become a werewolf like you? Because you look pathetic."

"come on doggy, lets get you to the vet."
If you talk to the animals,they will talk to you and you will know each other.If you do not talk to them,you will not know them and what you do not know you fear,and what one fears one destroys.

Greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for a friend.

You say werewolf like its a bad thing.

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