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Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:10 pm
by silver1
Just post some things you shouldn't say to a werewolf.
Bite me!
Aww,wook at the cute wittle woofie!
Hey,look! Its cujo's little brother/sister!
Did your mommy make that costume for you?
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:22 am
by Volkodlak
what do you want furball
look guys a storage of fleas is here
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:07 am
by silver1
Good ones.
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:25 am
by Uniform Two Six
"Kibble or canned?"
"So, do you guys, like, drive with your head out the window?"
"Oh, hey. There must be a furry convention nearby."
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:50 am
by silver1
Nice!
I think someone needs a fleabath.
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:36 am
by Meeper
"I don't care how drunk you get, if I catch you worshiping the porcelain god with your tongue you're out!"
"Fetch!"
"Aww damn I dropped my sandwich, eat that up would you?"
"Sit!"
At wedding "Here comes the bride, all doggy eyed..."
At birthday "so what's that in dog years?"
The Meeper.
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:42 am
by Volkodlak
you are accidental attempt by Mother Nature
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:36 pm
by silver1
Someone desperately needs a shave.
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:11 pm
by Terastas
"Sit."
"Stay."
"Heel."
"Am I going to have to rub your nose in that?"
"Don't make me get the vacuum cleaner."
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:21 pm
by silver1
How bout a belly rub?
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:04 am
by Terastas
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:34 am
by Volkodlak
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:44 am
by silver1
Someone has missed quite a few haircuts.
Play dead.
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:31 pm
by Thylo
"Does the wolfman have nards?"
Anybody who gets this movie refrence i'll love you forever.
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:37 pm
by Figarou
*points to a fat lady's big butt as she bends over*
Look!! A full moon!!
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:22 am
by silver1
I don't know if I can top that one Fig. I'm running out of things to say.
"I'm calling animal control."
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:25 pm
by Terastas
"Mmmm. . . Mmmm! MMMM!! Oh this chocolate is soooooooooooo gooooooood!"
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:55 pm
by Berserker
Terastas wrote:"Mmmm. . . Mmmm! MMMM!! Oh this chocolate is soooooooooooo gooooooood!"
A 250-pound werewolf would be able to eat
several chocolate bars without getting sick.
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:19 pm
by LupusDream
"so do you want a wolfie bag"
"are you fat or are you just proofie?"
"what smells like wet dog?"
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:12 pm
by Figarou
Berserker wrote:Terastas wrote:"Mmmm. . . Mmmm! MMMM!! Oh this chocolate is soooooooooooo gooooooood!"
A 250-pound werewolf would be able to eat
several chocolate bars without getting sick.
Lets see that werewolf try and eat THIS chocolate bar!!
http://www.amazon.com/Giant-Hersheys-Ch ... B0006FNMS6
It weighs 5 pounds!!
"So, if dogs have ticks, what do you have? Luna-ticks?"
Re: Things you shouldn't say to a werewolf
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:25 am
by silver1
"Do you chew your own tail?"
"If you were to bite me,would I become a werewolf like you? Because you look pathetic."
"come on doggy, lets get you to the vet."