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Singles ad

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:37 pm
by Zombie
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:11 pm
by Blue-eyes in the dark
I'm a male 21 of age, loves to do anything active and exciteing, loves the theater, hikeing, bikeing, rock climbing, cliff diveing if i ever get the chance, bakeing, cooking, decorateing, and am willing to try anything new. I'm looking for a female with tastes such as mine and of her own, one who likes to be romanced to combusttion.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:19 pm
by Shadow Wulf
Wait a minute this isnt a dating site? Why are you all advertising yourselves here? :?

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:23 pm
by Blue-eyes in the dark
eh well i was just bored and lonely. :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:24 pm
by Teh_DarkJokerWolf
Heh I talked to Tony (AB) about this a lil while back an he said he didn't care if they did it is a classified section :Jester3:

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:53 am
by Baphnedia
May as well have some fun...

Single grey dragon ~60 feet long and only ~163,000 lbs seeking a hot date to join the mile high club. Likes to scare the jeepers out of pilots, kill livestock, burn down homes, and has a refined taste for virgins.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:11 am
by LunarCarnivore
Young male seeks female for moonlit strolls, hiking, and dismemberment of puny humans.

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:38 pm
by RedEye
Writer seeks Werewolves for input on storyline. Anonymity will be maintained. Only genuine Shifting Wulfen will be considered. Safety from Hunters/angry Peasants/mad scientists gauranteed. Ex-Ranger, so safety gaurantee is genuine.
Contact at this site.
:lol:

Re: Singles ad

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:48 pm
by Meeper
Single stunning sexy seductress, seeking blond macho egotistical swaggering self-loving superstar wannabe. Must love full moons and dogs. Call me... My name is "Fluffy" 555-0123.

Re: Singles ad

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:43 pm
by outwarddoodles
LOL. Meeper, someone would be crazy to pass that up.
hwlwnk

Re: Singles ad

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:29 pm
by Meeper
outwarddoodles wrote:LOL. Meeper, someone would be crazy to pass that up.
hwlwnk
On Wednesdays I change into an annoying little bald man named "Malvin" who collects stamps... Wanna see some? See here... This is the fat Elvis from a couple of years ago *chuckle chuckle* And here's the skinny version... Hey! Wait uuuuup!?!

Johnny Bravo: A Wolf In Chick's Clothing.

Sorry I couldn't resist :P

Re: Singles ad

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:24 pm
by FoxKnight
Oh, that's one episode I do remember of that show. That, the Don guy, injuring Santa, and the 200 page essay he wrote about how much loved beef jerky for the contest: "I like jerky very, very, very, very, very,..." XD

Re: Singles ad

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:05 pm
by outwarddoodles
Meeper wrote:
outwarddoodles wrote:LOL. Meeper, someone would be crazy to pass that up.
hwlwnk
On Wednesdays I change into an annoying little bald man named "Malvin" who collects stamps... Wanna see some? See here... This is the fat Elvis from a couple of years ago *chuckle chuckle* And here's the skinny version... Hey! Wait uuuuup!?!

Johnny Bravo: A Wolf In Chick's Clothing.

Sorry I couldn't resist :P
Now the joke's even funnier.
:lol:

Re: Singles ad

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:33 am
by Meeper
Heh, I wish the joke was mine :) .

You know, this is weird, having spent my life minding my own business, I can't imagine ever writing one of these messages. Ok, let's see here...

"Single white male carbon based life form. Good Mileage. No previous owner. been reprogrammed to wash up and vacuum without nagging. Seeks other carbon based life form for mutual consumption of organic compounds and extended periods of unconsciousness. Free to good home."

Of course, I can't possibly do such a thing, the nature of the universe would become unbalanced, Satan will need to invest in snow shoes, we're talking real fire and brimstone apocalypse here.

The Meeper.

Re: Singles ad

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 12:36 am
by LonelyDiamond
I am a single woman with no children. I love nature,camping,fishing, and more.

I am looking for my male wolf mate. Please contact me at my email of DiamondHogan01974@gmail.com

Are there any single Wolf Males out there looking for mates?