Wanted

Commissions offers, art for sale, auctions, etc.
Ansuru
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 96
Joined: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:43 am

Wanted

Post by Ansuru »

One honest-to-dog werewolf to come to my home and bite me. Or I can come to you. Or we can meet in neutral territory. If you have a pack, can I join? If not, wanna start one?

s-w-m-23





PS this is a joke, but if by some chance you really are a werewolf...take it seriously!! :p
The wind whipping past my face...
The underbrush combing through my fur...
The earth flying beneath my paws...
Am I alive?
User avatar
Blue-eyes in the dark
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 1260
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:52 pm
Custom Title: The doomed Chocolate lover.
Gender: Male
Mood: Happy
Location: Algonquin, Illinois

Post by Blue-eyes in the dark »

Same here, but mostly to just meet entity in question to understand one better. :)

I'm not makeing fun to clearify that this is not of ill intention.
Reading an distributing copies of "The Werewolf's Guide to Life: a Manuel for the newly bitten" Help, where it's needed.
User avatar
LunarCarnivore
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 272
Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:33 pm
Gender: Male
Mood: RAR!
Location: Vancouver, Canada

Post by LunarCarnivore »

On my way!


lol jk. :D
wouldnt tht rock tho?
Formerly known as Wolf-Man-24
ghostfang
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 65
Joined: Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:13 pm

Post by ghostfang »

lol
ImageImage
User avatar
*nagowteena*
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 2900
Joined: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:23 am
Custom Title: TV!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gender: Female
Mood: RAR!
Location: "Hell"Paso, Texas U.S.A. Rewatching SMALLVILLE.
Contact:

Post by *nagowteena* »

:lol: good one. ^_^

Although, if anyone here was a werewolf, I doubt they would reply and say so...
Last edited by *nagowteena* on Wed Jun 18, 2008 1:30 am, edited 1 time in total.
Image Image
Yeah, that hits the spot..DeviantArt ~ Youtube Avatar by Z
User avatar
Blue-eyes in the dark
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 1260
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:52 pm
Custom Title: The doomed Chocolate lover.
Gender: Male
Mood: Happy
Location: Algonquin, Illinois

Post by Blue-eyes in the dark »

But boy would that be sweet. :D
Reading an distributing copies of "The Werewolf's Guide to Life: a Manuel for the newly bitten" Help, where it's needed.
User avatar
*nagowteena*
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 2900
Joined: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:23 am
Custom Title: TV!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gender: Female
Mood: RAR!
Location: "Hell"Paso, Texas U.S.A. Rewatching SMALLVILLE.
Contact:

Post by *nagowteena* »

Blue-eyes in the dark wrote:But boy would that be sweet. :D
indeed. :P
Image Image
Yeah, that hits the spot..DeviantArt ~ Youtube Avatar by Z
User avatar
Scott Gardener
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 4731
Joined: Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:36 pm
Gender: Male
Mood: Excited
Location: Rockwall, Texas (and beyond infinity)
Contact:

Post by Scott Gardener »

It's been tried. I have yet to hear from anyone that any lycanthropes have taken the offer.

But, it certainly makes for a good story plot. Suppose a werewolf did show up...

I also had in mind this image of a story in which a group of people come across an evil genie that grants twisted versions of their wishes. About half-way through the story, one of the guys points out, "uh, just so you know, there's this thing, called 'therianthropy.' Since all our wishes seem to be coming true in evil, demented ways, I thought you should know, because... well... there's a full moon tonight, and you may be land sushi soon."
Taking a Gestalt approach, since it's the "in" thing...
User avatar
Black Claw
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 340
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:46 am
Custom Title: The Hidden Archer
Gender: Male
Mood: Excited
Location: Oklahoma

Sure (Catch)

Post by Black Claw »

Sure, hope my girlfriend won't mind another female in our pack ??
I am the guardian of the light and darkness,
I am the one who whispers in the dark,
I am the eyes of your soul,
I am the shield,
I am the sword.
Teh_DarkJokerWolf
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 4997
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:54 pm
Mood: Disappointed

Re: Sure (Catch)

Post by Teh_DarkJokerWolf »

Black Claw wrote:Sure, hope my girlfriend won't mind another female in our pack ??
Oh geez...Please dun tell me ur claiming ur a werewolf....Not another one :P
User avatar
*nagowteena*
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 2900
Joined: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:23 am
Custom Title: TV!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gender: Female
Mood: RAR!
Location: "Hell"Paso, Texas U.S.A. Rewatching SMALLVILLE.
Contact:

Re: Sure (Catch)

Post by *nagowteena* »

Teh_DarkJokerWolf wrote:
Black Claw wrote:Sure, hope my girlfriend won't mind another female in our pack ??
Oh geez...Please dun tell me ur claiming ur a werewolf....Not another one :P



ugh...I second that. :| proof, proof...proof! :P *waits*
Image Image
Yeah, that hits the spot..DeviantArt ~ Youtube Avatar by Z
WereWolfBoy
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 844
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:00 am
Custom Title: Making the humans pay the wrong they have caused the pack
Gender: Male
Additional Details: Damn the night
paws covered in blood, running
Running through the forest
Naked ,free of clothing howling
Animal instinct calls from
within.
Mood: Meh...
Location: Trapped within my mind
Contact:

Post by WereWolfBoy »

i wouldn't mind lol
The world lives in silence as we howl our hearts aloud
Ansuru
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 96
Joined: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:43 am

Re: Sure (Catch)

Post by Ansuru »

*nagowteena* wrote:
Teh_DarkJokerWolf wrote:
Black Claw wrote:Sure, hope my girlfriend won't mind another female in our pack ??
Oh geez...Please dun tell me ur claiming ur a werewolf....Not another one :P



ugh...I second that. :| proof, proof...proof! :P *waits*

Urk, I think he just called me female.


Ah well, anything for a nibble.... :P


(and curse whoever set up that default avatar, I had to go dig up my old photobucket account just to get rid of it!)
The wind whipping past my face...
The underbrush combing through my fur...
The earth flying beneath my paws...
Am I alive?
WereWolfBoy
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 844
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:00 am
Custom Title: Making the humans pay the wrong they have caused the pack
Gender: Male
Additional Details: Damn the night
paws covered in blood, running
Running through the forest
Naked ,free of clothing howling
Animal instinct calls from
within.
Mood: Meh...
Location: Trapped within my mind
Contact:

Post by WereWolfBoy »

heheheh lol
The world lives in silence as we howl our hearts aloud
User avatar
Blue-eyes in the dark
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 1260
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:52 pm
Custom Title: The doomed Chocolate lover.
Gender: Male
Mood: Happy
Location: Algonquin, Illinois

Re: Sure (Catch)

Post by Blue-eyes in the dark »

Urk, I think he just called me female.


Ah well, anything for a nibble.... :P


(and curse whoever set up that default avatar, I had to go dig up my old photobucket account just to get rid of it!)[/quote]

the ain't bad. 8)
Reading an distributing copies of "The Werewolf's Guide to Life: a Manuel for the newly bitten" Help, where it's needed.
User avatar
RedEye
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 3400
Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:45 pm
Custom Title: Master of Meh
Gender: Male
Mood: Meh...
Location: Somewhere between here and Wolf Bend, Montana.

Re: Sure (Catch)

Post by RedEye »

Teh_DarkJokerWolf wrote:
Black Claw wrote:Sure, hope my girlfriend won't mind another female in our pack ??
Oh geez...Please dun tell me ur claiming ur a werewolf....Not another one :P
Yeah, Joker, it's annoying; but useful for those of us who are...
Camouflage always looks tacky, that's why it works.

:P :lol:
RedEye: The Wulf and writer who might really be a Kitsune...
User avatar
Blue-eyes in the dark
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 1260
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:52 pm
Custom Title: The doomed Chocolate lover.
Gender: Male
Mood: Happy
Location: Algonquin, Illinois

Post by Blue-eyes in the dark »

come on, can't anyone make a werewolf joke without someone thinking that the joker is proclaiming lycanthriopy? :? :lol:
Reading an distributing copies of "The Werewolf's Guide to Life: a Manuel for the newly bitten" Help, where it's needed.
WereWolfBoy
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 844
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:00 am
Custom Title: Making the humans pay the wrong they have caused the pack
Gender: Male
Additional Details: Damn the night
paws covered in blood, running
Running through the forest
Naked ,free of clothing howling
Animal instinct calls from
within.
Mood: Meh...
Location: Trapped within my mind
Contact:

Post by WereWolfBoy »

that depends
The world lives in silence as we howl our hearts aloud
User avatar
Black Claw
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 340
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:46 am
Custom Title: The Hidden Archer
Gender: Male
Mood: Excited
Location: Oklahoma

Post by Black Claw »

Yes my words have power, and that is why i am the leader of my pack. Ansuru sorry about that, i was talking to my girlfriend when that happened. :lol: :howl:  :oo
I am the guardian of the light and darkness,
I am the one who whispers in the dark,
I am the eyes of your soul,
I am the shield,
I am the sword.
User avatar
MoonKit
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 2955
Joined: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:00 pm
Custom Title: That Girl With The Ferrets
Gender: Female
Mood: Indifferent
Location: In Hiding

Re: Wanted

Post by MoonKit »

Ansuru wrote:One honest-to-dog werewolf to come to my home and bite me.
Depends on how cute you are. :wink:


Just teasing you guys. 8)
You are the only light there is for yourself my friend
OukaHowls
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 189
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:45 pm
Custom Title: Howling all the time...
Gender: Female
Mood: Happy
Location: In my dog's pen. Playing and feeding them. ( lot's of dog food, believe me. I have 20 dogs...)
Contact:

Re: Wanted

Post by OukaHowls »

Why would you want to become a Lycanthrope?! You have no idea about the consequences being one!
" May the darkness never scare you, but calm you through the night..."
User avatar
RedEye
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 3400
Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:45 pm
Custom Title: Master of Meh
Gender: Male
Mood: Meh...
Location: Somewhere between here and Wolf Bend, Montana.

Re: Wanted

Post by RedEye »

OukaHowls wrote:Why would you want to become a Lycanthrope?! You have no idea about the consequences being one!
Let's see: Fleas. Matting. Dealing with "doggy odor" everytime you sweat.
Filing your claws so they look like nails. Never opening your mouth wide enough for people to see your teeth.
Resisting the urge to scratch...with your foot.
Having No love life because you just might start something happening...
Knowing that if you do settle down, it will be with either a dog or a b****.
Having to keep the windows covered all the time, or live in a tall building.
Then there are fleas...again; and shedding twice a year.

I got consequences, do I ever...
Last edited by RedEye on Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:39 am, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: Of course, I'm not a werewolf...yeah, not a werewolf
RedEye: The Wulf and writer who might really be a Kitsune...
User avatar
alphanubilus
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 642
Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:43 am

Re: Wanted

Post by alphanubilus »

I heard Drano is a really easy way to become a werewolf... (for the maturally impaired... don't drink drano... it will kill you). (Just a disclosure in case somebody is really stupid enough to win a Darwin Award by trying it.)

RPers... nice...

Just FYI... Getting bitten to become a werewolf is Hollywood fabrication. You will unfortunately not be able to find any legends, myths, lore, or whatever where lycanthropy is transmitted via a bite. Now rabies is transmitted via a bite, but I strongly doubt that anybody WANTS to get rabies, just watch Quarantine... or Cujo for that matter. Of course rabies doesn't turn people into zombies or lovable large dogs into human hunting demon hounds, but it is a rather nasty virus that is ranked near #1 in the suffering catagory.
User avatar
Werewolf Warrior
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 295
Joined: Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:09 am
Custom Title: Warrior Hero
Gender: Male
Additional Details: Email: werewolfwarrior@ymail.com

http://myspace.com/werewolfwarrior

Main Grid Second Life Name: Alexie Borgin.
Mood: Excited

Re: Wanted

Post by Werewolf Warrior »

Well it would be cool if people werewolves.

however with me, I wouldn't want to be the werewolf slaughtering humanity. I would be a superhero type werewolf.

which will rock :headbanger:
Werewolf Nation Leader

If any of you wish to join us in Second Life please do, and if you want to you can join our site at http://www.werewolfnation.webs.com/index.htm
User avatar
alphanubilus
Legendary
Legendary
Posts: 642
Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:43 am

Re: Wanted

Post by alphanubilus »

I would be Fenrir... :duckbomb2:
Post Reply