I'm not dead.

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:21 am

The good news is that on the 27th of December, my brother and I moved out of our apartment in Bridgewater and back to our mother's place on the North Shore. I am no longer being forced to pay his share of the rent (or mine for that matter either).

The even better news is that my brother finally has his plane ticket, which means I now know exactly how much of his crap I will have to put up with before he disappears to Las Vegas for at least the full duration of 2006. On January 17th, I plan to be pissed as a parrot!

The bad news, however, is that the wireless connection here on the North Shore absolutely sucks. Apparently it only works really late at night as is the case right now while I'm writing this, and since I got back I've only been able to get it to work in the daytime once or twice, and even then for short durations of time.

So anyway, nobody panic. Hopefully I'll be able to work something else out like I always do, but until then, have fun without me.

Nishah · Post by **Nishah** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:09 am

I for one wish you a hangover-less january 18th....

Baphnedia · Post by **Baphnedia** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:12 pm

Terastas isn't dead! W00t!

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:46 am

Baphnedia wrote:Terastas isn't dead! W00t!

Not if I can help it. :wetwolf4:

Oops!! I think I'm going to be dead!!

*runs and hides*

Ronkonkoma · Post by **Ronkonkoma** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:24 am

this almost could be made into a scene for a werewolf version of monty python & the holy grail:

dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[Figarou puts a body on the cart]
Figarou: Here's one.
Collector: That'll be ninepence.
Terastas: I'm not dead.
Collector: What?
Figarou: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
Terastas: I'm not dead.
Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Figarou: Yes he is.
Terastas: I'm not.
Collector: He isn't.
Figarou: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Terastas: I'm getting better.
Figarou: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Terastas: I don't want to go on the cart.
Figarou: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Collector: I can't take him.
Terastas: I feel fine!.
.......

Glad everything is going alright Terastas

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:18 pm

Me: "I feel happy! I feel happy-

"
Collector: "Oh, thanks very much."
Figarou: "Not at all. See you on Thursday."

Silverfang · Post by **Silverfang** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:38 pm

*Next Thursday comes*
Figarou: Got another one
Terastas: Uh.......

Collector: what happened? isn't that the same wolf?
Figarou: No it isn't.....
Collector: Hmm...
Terastas: Uhh....

Wha? where am i?
Figarou: Shuddup! *throws a duckie at Terastas

Terastas:

Ow!
Collector: *turns and leaves* Nutcases....

*Figarou and Terastas engage in the duckiefight to end all duckiefights*

THE END....or is it?

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:45 pm

Heh..you guys are to much.

Apokryltaros · Post by **Apokryltaros** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:27 pm

You're dead!

No... I'm undead! I want to show you unbridled, sexual frenzy!"

But I'm British!

So are these!!!

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:47 pm

you should make a a comic out of that.

Apokryltaros · Post by **Apokryltaros** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:23 pm

Shadow Wulf wrote: you should make a a comic out of that.

They made a movie out of it already.
Better known as "Dracula: Dead and Loving It"

Lone_Wolf · Post by **Lone_Wolf** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:42 pm

Glad to hear from ya! Bad internet connections can be annoying, but at least you aren't paying all that rent. Good luck on figuring out the internet stuff.

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:06 am

Personally I'd take not having to pay rent over a bad connection. Glad to see you're back.

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:54 am

Lupin wrote:Personally I'd take not having to pay rent over a bad connection. Glad to see you're back.

So would I. I did the math: between rent and utilities, he cost me roughly $5900.00 in 2005. . .

Though I'd gladly have payed twice as much just to have him gone from my life for good. I doubt I'll be going back to college (my mother asked how much money I had in the bank before New Year's Day), but at least I'm not getting screwed royally anymore.

Apharoh · Post by **Apharoh** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:50 am

Your NOT dead!???!!
But... i...Already called dibs on your stereo