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Okay here it is this was so funny :lol: yet sick so just read it. and if this is too sick just delete it administrator.

*a girls first time*
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

It's your first time. As you lie back your
muscles tighten. You put him
off for a while searching for an excuse, but he;
refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you
shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first
time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses; but he's gentle like he
promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
;more room for an easy ntrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as
possible. As he presses; closer,
going deeper, you feel the tissue give
way; pain surges throughout
your body and you feel the slight trickle of
blood as he continues.

He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful.Your eyes are filled with tears but you
shake your head and nod for him to go on. He
begins going in and out with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel
something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly,
tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been
his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your
dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
What were you thinkin' ?
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:lol: OMG!! that was one of the most hillarious thing i have ever read!! i did not expext that i was completely cuaght off guard. :lol: where did you find this?
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*reads going :roll: a lot*

*gets to the very last line and :lol:s*
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Oh, you bastard! :lol:

That was great.. :lol:
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Hahahaha

That was a good one.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm dirty. I feel dirty now. :lol:
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:o :lol:
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forsaken_wolf wrote: Naughty, Naughty!
What were you thinkin' ?
PERVERT

I've read this one before. :roll:


When an adult reads it, nasty thoughts are going through his/her mind because they think its a sex act going on. But it turns out to be something else when they read the last part.

When a young child reads it, he/she has no understanding of whats going on. That child will not have nasty thoughts going through his her mind.



The picture below is a test to see if you always have "sex on the mind."


What is the 1st thing you see? Be honest!!



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Did you see a couple making love 1st?

Or did you see the swimming dolphins 1st?
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i saw the couple doing "it" first :oops:
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I saw that before on eBaum. I saw the couple first and only saw the dolphins when I was told there WAS dolphins in the picture. :oops:
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Hamster wrote:I saw the couple first and only saw the dolphins when I was told there WAS dolphins in the picture. :oops:
Heh, same here.
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i can't see the dolphins :(
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Post by Curan »

I also can't see the swimming dolphins. I tried to change the view, the perspective ... but all I see is the couple. :o
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try looking in the dark space between the couple doing it. You should be able to make out fins

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Post by Vuldari »

That picture isn't fair...it's obvious that the image of the couple is the primary image...with the spaces between them comprised of sloppy shapes vaguely resembling dolphins. I had to stare at it really hard and use considerable imagination to realise that those are supposed to be dolphins.

...not a good example...IMHO.

Now...the face that looks both like an ugly old woman, and a beautiful young one at the same time is more fairly equal in the dominance of both potential images.

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...though, in the case of this one, which one sees first I think is a little more random, and not based on how a person thinks, but rather, how they look at an image.
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you can see both real easy :lol:
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The reason why I posted that picture is because I read an article on it. (I can't seem to find it right now.)



They did a test with young children and adults with that picture. The children can only see dolphins while the adults see the loving couple.


Once you are "fixed" on one object, its kind of hard to locate the other until someone points it out.
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I thought this was funny:

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:lol:

Ofcourse they didn't mean it like that, but its funny anyway.
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Morkulv wrote:
Ofcourse they didn't mean it like that, but its funny anyway.
Are you sure about that? :evil:

Oh, we really need a smilie for evil laughter....
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Heheheh. :lol: Maybe a nice idea for a tombstone for your boss? :evil:
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:o OMG That was unexpecting. :lol: I firgured something odd is going to happen when I read the threadz name but this is the least of what I was expecting. :D
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Heart of the Pack wrote:Oh, we really need a smilie for evil laughter....
*clicks "View more Emoticons"...*

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Set wrote:
Heart of the Pack wrote:Oh, we really need a smilie for evil laughter....
*clicks "View more Emoticons"...*

:evillaugh:
Missed that one!

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Figarou wrote:The reason why I posted that picture is because I read an article on it. (I can't seem to find it right now.)

They did a test with young children and adults with that picture. The children can only see dolphins while the adults see the loving couple.


Once you are "fixed" on one object, its kind of hard to locate the other until someone points it out.

Here we go.


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Post by Anubis »

i see them NOW!! but i now know that i have a preverted corrupt mind :(
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