werewolf perks

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:49 pm

not a perk: There's a reasonable chance you'll drool
perk: If you drool, it's not as bad as if someone else did it

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:05 pm

Not a Perk- Fur and a shag carpet don't mix ( ie static electricity)

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:20 pm

Not A Perk=it will be hard to play games with killing. You would become excited about killing and might lose it around friends.

white · Post by **white** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 6:15 pm

Perk- You can smell everything, and seperate out all the individual scents.
Not a perk- You can smell everything, and seperate out all the individual scents.

Baphnedia · Post by **Baphnedia** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:54 am

Perk: The legal age for consuming coconut does not exist.

Not a Perk: It's a lot harder to sit at the bar.

AladasianTheMeerkat · Post by **AladasianTheMeerkat** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:25 pm

The Perks:
The local butcher knows you on a first name basis.
A running sprinkler makes you very happy.
You always AAA on DDR.
Bellyrubs suddenly send you into a drooling, catatonic state of bliss.

The Cons:
Someone expects you to start playing fetch.
A priapism becomes a far more painful experience.
Singers like Meatloaf, Celine Dion and Mariah Carey give you migranes.
Constant ribbing about woofers when you install a stereo in your car.
You constantly worry about accidents happening on your neighbour's carpet.
You're usually relegated to wearing muted greys and blacks when it comes to your attire.
Always having to use plastic cutlery when you eat.

celtwolf · Post by **celtwolf** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:20 pm

perks:
built in toothpick
being nude in public doesn't get you a fine
when your neighbers dog bites you, you can bite back
the idea of finger sandwiches appeals to you now

not-perks:
going into the bathroom directly after another person is EVEN WORSE!
can't act out the 'lime in the coconut' song anymore
doing the macarena looks plain silly

bloodwolf_345 · Post by **bloodwolf_345** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:46 pm

perks
It's a hell of a way to get out of paying rent
Have fun with the land lord
Table manners? Who needs 'em
The tail looks cool.
You are the scariest looking thing around
Stronger than a grizzly (Yogi Bear can kiss my furry a**)
Fastest thing on 2 or 4 feet/paws (Cheetahs, eat my dust)

Flaws
The tail gets pulled
Claws get in the way
What to wear that won't irritate you to no end
Dog breath
You are the scariest looking thing around

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:02 pm

celtwolf wrote:doing the macarena looks plain silly

But everyone looks silly doing that now

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:07 pm

perks
when somebody says "bite me!" you can follow through with the request
you can urinate in public with out the police arresting you.
road kill looks tasty now
don't have to wait for the burger to be done
Arnold Schwarzenegger eat your heart out
the ladies like big harry men

only freaky women want to date you

down falls
alarm clocks are more a pain in the a** now
road kill looks tasty now
only freaky women want to date you
get evicted for excessive howling

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:32 am

Perk: Having hair in your ears doesn't mean your getting old
Perk: You can stick your head out of the car window
Not a perk: Your significant other wants to use you as a blanket.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:26 pm

Lupin wrote: Not a perk: Your significant other wants to use you as a blanket.

i concider that a perk

Doruk Golcu · Post by **Doruk Golcu** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:16 pm

Anubis wrote:
Lupin wrote: Not a perk: Your significant other wants to use you as a blanket.
i concider that a perk

Me too

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:43 am

Not a perk: Looking like this afer you get wet

white · Post by **white** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:39 am

That's not too bad. They certainly don't seem discouraged by it.

Leighlia · Post by **Leighlia** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 1:52 pm

Not a perk: No one will play tackle football with you anymore.

JonathanBaine · Post by **JonathanBaine** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:56 pm

perk: Finding more fun with peanut butter
perk: Possible excuse for having one less anoying child in the house.....I wonder...Do werewolve's kill their offspring? It sure would keep them in line. Mine are out of control!

Apokryltaros · Post by **Apokryltaros** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:40 pm

Anubis wrote:
Lupin wrote: Not a perk: Your significant other wants to use you as a blanket.
i concider that a perk

It's not a perk when the term "being hung out to dry" can take a new and unpleasant spin...
Especially if the "spin" is the spin cycle of the washing machine.

JonathanBaine wrote:perk: Finding more fun with peanut butter
perk: Possible excuse for having one less anoying child in the house.....I wonder...Do werewolve's kill their offspring? It sure would keep them in line. Mine are out of control!

No, they don't, the wolf is a species of animal that does not eat their own young..

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:00 pm

Perk: you can drink really strong coffee and then complain about it by ripping off your shirt, shifting, and then shifting back, saying "wow! That'll put some hair on your chest!"

Not a Perk: blowing out your motherboard with static from your fur while installing your new ATI Radeon graphics card.

Lone_Wolf · Post by **Lone_Wolf** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:02 am

Scott Gardener wrote:Perk: you can drink really strong coffee and then complain about it by ripping off your shirt, shifting, and then shifting back, saying "wow! That'll put some hair on your chest!"

Not a Perk: blowing out your motherboard with static from your fur while installing your new ATI Radeon graphics card.

Hahaha!

ChaosWolf · Post by **ChaosWolf** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:40 pm

perk: lots more attention from women who like strong hairy men...

non-perk: two of those women turn out the be the Doberman and Shepherd down the block.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:06 pm

ChaosWolf wrote:
non-perk: two of those women turn out the be the Doberman and Shepherd down the block.

unless they were furry

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:15 am

Lupin wrote:
celtwolf wrote:doing the macarena looks plain silly
But everyone looks silly doing that now

Hehe, yeah.

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:16 am

Scott Gardener wrote: Not a Perk: blowing out your motherboard with static from your fur while installing your new ATI Radeon graphics card.

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:16 am

celtwolf wrote:perks:
when your neighbers dog bites you, you can bite back

You don't have to be a werewolf to do that.