werewolf perks

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:43 pm

hey lets just do this for fun and be imagineatvie with this
perk#1 having a set of teeth that would impress your dentist.
perk#2 always having a letter opener, knife, and tewsers at hand
perk#3 grils like dogs
perk#4 that damn pickel jar will finaly open
what else?

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:46 pm

perk#5 You don't have to fear ever being bald!

Wolfhanyou · Post by **Wolfhanyou** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:49 pm

Perk #6 Never have to worry about what to wear the next day
Perk #7 You don't have to mind your table manners.

Vilkacis · Post by **Vilkacis** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:00 pm

Perk #8: You'll never have to worry about waiting in line again.
Perk #9: You can chase your tail now, if you want...
Perk #10: You're the biggest dog on the block.
Perk #11: You don't have to dress up for Halloween anymore.
Perk #12: Now you can hear what those dog whistles sound like.

Not a perk #1: Now you know that those dog whistles sound really, really annoying.
Not a perk #2: You must always remember not to pick your boogers.
Not a perk #3: Typing is a real pain.
Not a perk #4: Getting your tail pulled or stepped on really sucks.
Not a perk #5: Now you're the one that sheds!

-- Vilkacis

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:04 pm

not a perk#6 getting throw airport sceurity is a pain in the a** more than it is now!
not a perk#7 girl friend get pissed after shedding on her sofa

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:12 pm

Perk 13- Get to eat own homework

Not a perk8- Fleas and flee baths

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:15 pm

Not a perk #9 - having to buy new clothes every 28 days.

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:48 pm

Not a Perk #10 Dang shower drain keeps getting clogged!
Not a Perk #11 The neighbors keep wondering where all the cats went.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:51 pm

perk#8 always win those bar fights
not a perk#12 get sewed after finnaly chatching up with the niebore's volxwagon

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:18 pm

Perks:

- You don't have to dig around to find a matching sock.
- You can hunt moose without a gun that cost more than your car.
- You can go to a Halloween party and make $20 an hour.
- Scritches.

Flaws:

- Indecent exposure is still a crime.
- All your clothes are either ripped or itch.
- American Werewolf in London just isn't funny anymore.
- You thought the Spice Girls sounded bad before?

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:24 pm

Perk #13 Being able to chase cars.
Not a Perk #13: Actually catching the cars.

Wolfhanyou · Post by **Wolfhanyou** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:43 pm

Perk #9 Able to win every Hide-and-go-Seek game with your trusty nose.

Not a Perk #14 Getting mistaken as a stray dog everytime you decide to go for a walk in the neighborhood.

Not a Perk #15 Spending more money on shampoo and conditioning bottles than on food on the daily grocery trip.

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:26 pm

Perks:

You can remember people by how they smell

Your refrigerator can always be well-stocked with deer meat

Not Perks:

Always dreading formal dinners, when they bring out the silver

Never being satisfied with a good enough sound system (Yes, Figarou, this means you!)

That reoccurring nightmare that you're shifting in the middle of a speech or recital

Having to use up all your vacation days for three days every month

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:43 pm

Perks:

- Nothing smells bad anymore
- Don't need to towel off after a swim or a shower
- Squeaky toys
- Coconut

Problems:

- You can keep a poker face, but not a poker tail
- If someone farts, they no longer blame it on family dog

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:57 pm

how do you play this game, i dont seem to understand it

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:59 pm

Terastas wrote:Perks:

- Nothing smells bad anymore
- Don't need to towel off after a swim or a shower

Not a perk: Wet dog smell.

Vilkacis · Post by **Vilkacis** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:16 pm

Shadow Wulf wrote:how do you play this game, i dont seem to understand it

Just state funny or interesting advantages (perks) or disadvantages (not perks) that might come with being a werewolf.

-- Vilkacis

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:19 pm

I've lost track of the numbering so I'm just going to wing it.
Perk #e: Not having to buy a winter coat.
Perk #i: You don't have to cook your food before you eat it.

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:19 pm

Perk: You can go postal at night whenever you like.

Vilkacis · Post by **Vilkacis** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:54 pm

Perk α: You can chase cats.
Perk β: When you tree a cat, well... you can climb trees, too! (They never expect that)
Perk γ: People always give you whatever you ask for.
Perk δ: People don't really expect you to be polite.
Perk ε: You get the entire movie theater to yourself. Booya!
Perk ζ: You can walk from one end of Best Buy to the other without being asked if you need help a half-dozen times.

Not a perk 一 : You're too big to fit in your car.
Not a perk 二 : You can't really do the splits anymore.
Not a perk 三 : Children always cry around you. Some adults, too.
Not a perk 四 : Some people just can't stop staring...
Not a perk 五 : Stepping on gum is a lot more irritating now.
Not a perk 六 : Some people just can't take a joke...

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:05 pm

Perk π: No more stumbling around in the dark.

Not a perk あ: Not being able to take off your coat in the summer.
Not a perk い: Self-closing doors.
Not a perk う: You can hear your TV from the other room, and the TV from the guy next door, and the computer monitor, and the AC compressor...
Not a perk え: Your alarm clock is even more annoying now.
Not a perk お: No more chocolate.

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:05 pm

Perk#4: you can eat desert before dinner.
Not Perk#6: you can pretend to climb on wall like in van helsing
Perk#2: you can sit in front of this computer all day and type silly stuff like this.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:07 pm

werewolf- *playfully pounces on a policeman*

policeman- *screams and murmurs something about his uniform.*

werewolf- *laughs* "Tell you what, if you take me on a ride and let me operate the lights and the siren, I won't eat you. Fair enough?"

policeman- *hands over his keys before losing consciousness*

werewolf- "Oh, boy! My very own patrol car! Being a werewolf has its perks!!!"

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:29 pm

not a perk
hair care bills Shampoo & condioner, hair cuts, ETC..
fur gets messy around the ol' poop shoot
fur in your oun food
get arrested for uranting in public after marking your terrertory.
first to smell a fart
can't eat chacolate
4th of july isn't fun any more
you go to the vet insted of the docters

perk
the world champ at hide and go seek.
able to look for bombs with your nose

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:41 pm

Perk - You go to a fur convetion and win the costume contest. Its not a costume but you did do it yourself.