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UP WITH THE KING!!!!

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Gives Figarou a Z- for creativity. Then wraps him up in that BK flag, loads him into a cannon and shoots him right up Mt. Rushmore Roosevelt's nose.

That is how you win at King of the Hill!
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does a total freak out in front of terastas
then while terastas is busy looking at me the burger king guy sneaks up and kicks terastas head off, after throwing a tripe wopper at the burger king, he agrees to give me the crown
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I heard a new word today - FLENSING. LRD becomes my first victim and I claim my crown once more.
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(tell us what flensing means)
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It's not nice, they peel off your skin...
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I wrap Syzygy up in LRD's flensing, load him into the cannon and shoot him up Rushmore Roosevelt's other nostril.

So I'm the king again.

And Figarou, let me remind you that--
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--is not a legitimate response. :x
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Post by Fenrir »

odio regem. :(

Novus ordo seclorum!

SUM REGEM! inflexis ab meum! Vinco!

cum meus opulentia polleo evertere Terastaum (Terastas is feminine plural I fixed it to masculin singular) cum auxillus populorum.

Meus exercitus est preparum.

ab Terastaus, sic semper tyrranis :evil:

Iam King= Sum Regim
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Terastas wrote:
And Figarou, let me remind you that--
:imking:
--is not a legitimate response. :x

You could've told me that instead of deleting my post.


I never played this type of forum game before. I thought making and emoticon with a sign was a good idea. I guess not. :(
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Figarou wrote:You could've told me that instead of deleting my post.

I never played this type of forum game before. I thought making and emoticon with a sign was a good idea. I guess not. :(
It's my first time playing this game too. You know what I did? I read the instructions on Post #1.

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Terastas wrote:
Figarou wrote:You could've told me that instead of deleting my post.

I never played this type of forum game before. I thought making and emoticon with a sign was a good idea. I guess not. :(
It's my first time playing this game too. You know what I did? I read the instructions on Post #1.

:P
I read it myself as well.
LoyalReaperDragon wrote:basiclly the king(me) has to be killed in a unique way by the next poster who becomes king and then we find a way to kill him
EX. throws deadly napkins that explode on cantact and LRD claims the throne

Whats the point of "killing" the king when the person who was "killed" is going to return later on?


Ok, I'll "kill" the king next time. I'll play by the rules.
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Post by Fenrir »

Terastas wrote::?
Basically Iam King know :?

Do you want it in English? I can do that if you want
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Fenrir wrote:
Terastas wrote::?
Basically Iam King know :?

Do you want it in English? I can do that if you want
Umm. . . As long as it's not gross or obscene, sure.
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Post by Fenrir »

I hate this king
New world order

Iam king. You bow to me. I win
with my force i have overthrown Terastas with the aid of the people

My army is prepared for invaders

to Terastas Thus always to tyrants

terestas why did you choose your name it's acward in Latin because it's in the Feminine plural Accusative
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LRD sows the seeds of a Mafia into fenrir regime, soon he is overthrown and shot thx to my mafia and i am elected to be the new ruler as long as the mafia is well paid
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I frame LRD for the murder of Don Salieri and his entire family and inform the mob. Juilani and Dimitri decide to sort LRD out, mafiaso style with knuckledusters and baseball bats and make Boris Tszhalkvilla, the Son's grandson, king. I have extensive plastic surgery to look like Boris and one night I sneak into his house and get rid of him and his body.

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Fenrir wrote:terestas why did you choose your name it's acward in Latin because it's in the Feminine plural Accusative
Because it sounds better than Terastaum. :grinp:
I frame LRD for the murder of Don Salieri and his entire family and inform the mob. Juilani and Dimitri decide to sort LRD out, mafiaso style with knuckledusters and baseball bats and make Boris Tszhalkvilla, the Son's grandson, king. I have extensive plastic surgery to look like Boris and one night I sneak into his house and get rid of him and his body.
I videotape Syzygy doing all that, then I put it on MySpace. I'm not sure what happened, but with the mafia, the cartels and the FBI all after him, it's safe to say he's either dead or on the other side of the planet.

So since he's either been killed or has abandoned his kingdom, I guess I'll pick up where he left off. :wink:
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Terastas wrote:
Fenrir wrote:terestas why did you choose your name it's acward in Latin because it's in the Feminine plural Accusative
Because it sounds better than Terastaum. :grinp:


Well actually it would be Terestus in the regular nomnitive singular, which is the regular thing
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*walks up and pushes all of the other kings over a cliff*


I RAIN SUPREME!!!! :wink: :|


its boring beind king....*shoots self*
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*Gets up, dusts himself off and gives wolf4life a little kick to send him rolling down the mountain*

Well, that was easy.
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*comes back from the dead and hits terastas in the head with a giant boulder, killing him*


I agree!
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I send one of my woodnymph minions to wolf4life. She seduces him, but secretly wields a bladed vagina dentata. Wolf4life kills himself shortly after, as life is no longer worth living.
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(Black Claw jumps from cliff and pulls out energy sword and back stabs Descendant of a Druid and Squats up and down continuously) "Tin-ti-dori!" yells really loud continuously. sets mines under edge of hill and a mine scan tower on top (effect: if anyone lands on hill or tries to destroy or remove implacements, Eternal fire and death will torture them forever(can't remove)) Runs off hill and disappears into the night waiting for a perect chance to attack :howl:  :oo
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i wonder if because you lefft the hill you are still the king of the hill hmm does that mean i dont need to kill you but if i get onto the hill i am the king? i guess ill forget about killing him and go for it
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