My God! What have we done!?
This is your fault, Lupin.
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Anubis
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Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns!
BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! ((INSERT EVIL LAUGH)) *click* *click*
Oh crap!
*runs away*
BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! ((INSERT EVIL LAUGH)) *click* *click*
Oh crap! *runs away*
Some people can't fathom having a couple million bucks. I can and it's still too damn small! GIVE ME BILLIONS!!!! * Dr. Evil pinky gesture*
I do not care for Madonna.
Glass tastes like blood.
People burning makes me laugh.
My sense of humor is demented.
Duckies leave welts.
Shark teeth are a great way to clean out your brain.
I need an emergency sisterectemy.
I do not care for Madonna.
Glass tastes like blood.
People burning makes me laugh.
My sense of humor is demented.
Duckies leave welts.
Shark teeth are a great way to clean out your brain.
I need an emergency sisterectemy.
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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Timber-WoIf
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the P90 is French
Germans have made the best guns sense WWII
the AK-47 was ripped off the MP-44
the M60 was ripped off the MG42
the RPG was ripped off the Panzerfaust
special forces like the MP-5 because it's immune to dirt, salt mud, and any other debris you could think off, it can take a huge beating and still works, is unbelievibly accurate, and, when silenced, is so quiet only the clicking of the hammer can be heard.
The AK-47 is heavy and bulky, because all it's mechanical parts ar both large and widly spaced. this means you can bury it in quicksand and it'll still work fine.
the M16, though powerfull, is sometimes sesistive to dirt, salt, and other debris. Special forces units, like SEALs, rarely use it.
C4 and Semtex should never be confused. C4 is alot more stable; you can strike it with a hammer and it won't explode. Try that with Semtex, and you'll end up in many tiny little pieces.
The M1 Abrams has a top speed of roughly 60 MPH and has an average MPG of .5
When Colt beat out a german company when competing for a government contract to develop and produce a new military side arm, the german company claimed the US didn't choose them because of their war with britian, not because the .45 kicked a**.
the P90 is still of French design. WHY WOULD YOU WANT A GUN MADE BY FRANCE? THINK OF THIER FIGHTING RECORD
the soviets did make kick a** weapons, many equal in sophisication and power to anything the west developed. (especially soviet helicopters) But western propoganda left most people thinkig the soviets were armed with rusting, "quantity over quality" weapons.
Soviet helicoperst were like flying tanks. look 'em up.
the Colt .45 was designed for close-quarters combat in the trenches of WWI
the H&K G11 has such a high rate of fire, when used in burst mode a three rounds going off feel like one in the shoulder.
the project for the fancy future warrior equipment featured in Ghost Recon 2 was scrapped. The equipment was considered to heavy and cumbersome, and deemed too ineffective for its weight.
.50 cal = 1/2 inch
30mm = bout the width of those cheap rectangle erasers.
120mm = not a cannonball
i have a webcam
spray and pray only works with belt fed machineguns
and grenades, given you have lots of grenades
When you slit someones throat, you should not slice across the neck. You probibly wont even cut through the neck musles guardin those major veins, and if you do, you will spray blood EVERYWHERE, making a giant, noisy mess and everyone will be able to smell you from miles away after. instead, you should stab the knife into the baddie's neck, then cut outword, slicing those vital blood vessles from the inside out. if you do it right, the baddie's blood will flow down into his stomach and lungs rather than soak you, not only keeping you dry and smeeling minty fresh, but assuring that the baddie's last words will be little more than faint gurgling. (rather than screaming)
who here knows the difference between cover and concielment, and can give an example of each?
Germans have made the best guns sense WWII
the AK-47 was ripped off the MP-44
the M60 was ripped off the MG42
the RPG was ripped off the Panzerfaust
special forces like the MP-5 because it's immune to dirt, salt mud, and any other debris you could think off, it can take a huge beating and still works, is unbelievibly accurate, and, when silenced, is so quiet only the clicking of the hammer can be heard.
The AK-47 is heavy and bulky, because all it's mechanical parts ar both large and widly spaced. this means you can bury it in quicksand and it'll still work fine.
the M16, though powerfull, is sometimes sesistive to dirt, salt, and other debris. Special forces units, like SEALs, rarely use it.
C4 and Semtex should never be confused. C4 is alot more stable; you can strike it with a hammer and it won't explode. Try that with Semtex, and you'll end up in many tiny little pieces.
The M1 Abrams has a top speed of roughly 60 MPH and has an average MPG of .5
When Colt beat out a german company when competing for a government contract to develop and produce a new military side arm, the german company claimed the US didn't choose them because of their war with britian, not because the .45 kicked a**.
the P90 is still of French design. WHY WOULD YOU WANT A GUN MADE BY FRANCE? THINK OF THIER FIGHTING RECORD
the soviets did make kick a** weapons, many equal in sophisication and power to anything the west developed. (especially soviet helicopters) But western propoganda left most people thinkig the soviets were armed with rusting, "quantity over quality" weapons.
Soviet helicoperst were like flying tanks. look 'em up.
the Colt .45 was designed for close-quarters combat in the trenches of WWI
the H&K G11 has such a high rate of fire, when used in burst mode a three rounds going off feel like one in the shoulder.
the project for the fancy future warrior equipment featured in Ghost Recon 2 was scrapped. The equipment was considered to heavy and cumbersome, and deemed too ineffective for its weight.
.50 cal = 1/2 inch
30mm = bout the width of those cheap rectangle erasers.
120mm = not a cannonball
i have a webcam
spray and pray only works with belt fed machineguns
and grenades, given you have lots of grenades
When you slit someones throat, you should not slice across the neck. You probibly wont even cut through the neck musles guardin those major veins, and if you do, you will spray blood EVERYWHERE, making a giant, noisy mess and everyone will be able to smell you from miles away after. instead, you should stab the knife into the baddie's neck, then cut outword, slicing those vital blood vessles from the inside out. if you do it right, the baddie's blood will flow down into his stomach and lungs rather than soak you, not only keeping you dry and smeeling minty fresh, but assuring that the baddie's last words will be little more than faint gurgling. (rather than screaming)
who here knows the difference between cover and concielment, and can give an example of each?
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cover is somthing that protects you from bullets and other infrantry weapons but you position is usully known
E.G. hiding behind a wall to avoid mg42 bullets
concelment is hiding from people but not neccesary protecting you from enemy harm
E.G.hiding in a box while the enemy passes by you
mg42 still exists as the m-3 in sweden
frances sucks(in my opinion)
the 3 best generals in WW2 were micarthur, patton, and rommol
the general i hate most in WW2 is motgumary and the US general who insisted we captured rome even tho it had no stragticstic important
USA ROCKS!
E.G. hiding behind a wall to avoid mg42 bullets
concelment is hiding from people but not neccesary protecting you from enemy harm
E.G.hiding in a box while the enemy passes by you
mg42 still exists as the m-3 in sweden
frances sucks(in my opinion)
the 3 best generals in WW2 were micarthur, patton, and rommol
the general i hate most in WW2 is motgumary and the US general who insisted we captured rome even tho it had no stragticstic important
USA ROCKS!
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Alll weapons have ripped something off from another when rifles, pistols and gattling guns were first invented.Timber-WoIf wrote: the AK-47 was ripped off the MP-44
the M60 was ripped off the MG42
the RPG was ripped off the Panzerfaust
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when i say "ripped off", i mean directly ripped off. Like copy and paste almostShadow Wulf wrote:Alll weapons have ripped something off from another when rifles, pistols and gattling guns were first invented.Timber-WoIf wrote: the AK-47 was ripped off the MP-44
the M60 was ripped off the MG42
the RPG was ripped off the Panzerfaust
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Its Matirx kitty!
I work with someone named Kitty.
Im moving out of my mothers house in september, on my 18th birthday!
The thylacine, or tasmanian tiger, is an extinct creature who was killed off by humans and scientists wanted to use clonning and serogate different specie mothers to bring them back. But they recently gave up. http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s1302459.htm
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the
back of the $5 bill.
The average ear of corn has eight-hundred kernels arranged in sixteen
rows.
Charlie Brown's father was a barber.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intraveinously
Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real
brothers (Moe, Curly and Shemp.)
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Ingrown toenails are hereditary.
The volume of the Earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific
Ocean
Mr. Snuffleupagas' first name was Alyoisus.
The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford
English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
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I work with someone named Kitty.
Im moving out of my mothers house in september, on my 18th birthday!
The thylacine, or tasmanian tiger, is an extinct creature who was killed off by humans and scientists wanted to use clonning and serogate different specie mothers to bring them back. But they recently gave up. http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s1302459.htm
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the
back of the $5 bill.
The average ear of corn has eight-hundred kernels arranged in sixteen
rows.
Charlie Brown's father was a barber.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intraveinously
Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real
brothers (Moe, Curly and Shemp.)
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Ingrown toenails are hereditary.
The volume of the Earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific
Ocean
Mr. Snuffleupagas' first name was Alyoisus.
The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford
English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
More at: http://www.ehumorcentral.com/Directory/Jokes/674.html
You are the only light there is for yourself my friend
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MoonKit
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Some Animal Facts!
Penguins can jump 6 feet in the air.
A group of Kangaroos is called a mob.
Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water.
Elephants are the only animal that can't jump.
Polar bears are left handed.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The coyote's scientific name (Canis Latrans) means 'barking dog'.
Snakes can see through their eyelids.
Woodpeckers don't get headaches from all that pecking. Their skulls have air pockets to cushion the brain.
The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head 360 degrees.
The slowest mammal on earth is the tree sloth. It only moves at a speed of 6 feet (1.83 meters) per minute.
The Chameleon's tongue is as long as its body.
Flamingos eat with their heads upside down to strain the water out of their food.
The Artic Tern flies from the North Pole to the South Pole and then back again to spend summer in each place.
The black bulldog ant from Australia is the most dangerous ant in the world. It stings and bites at the same time and has killed humans.
A hippopotamus can stay under water for up to 30 minutes.
The Basenji is the only dog which does not bark.
Armadillos, opossums and sloths spend up to 80 percent of their lives sleeping.
Penguins can jump 6 feet in the air.
A group of Kangaroos is called a mob.
Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water.
Elephants are the only animal that can't jump.
Polar bears are left handed.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The coyote's scientific name (Canis Latrans) means 'barking dog'.
Snakes can see through their eyelids.
Woodpeckers don't get headaches from all that pecking. Their skulls have air pockets to cushion the brain.
The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head 360 degrees.
The slowest mammal on earth is the tree sloth. It only moves at a speed of 6 feet (1.83 meters) per minute.
The Chameleon's tongue is as long as its body.
Flamingos eat with their heads upside down to strain the water out of their food.
The Artic Tern flies from the North Pole to the South Pole and then back again to spend summer in each place.
The black bulldog ant from Australia is the most dangerous ant in the world. It stings and bites at the same time and has killed humans.
A hippopotamus can stay under water for up to 30 minutes.
The Basenji is the only dog which does not bark.
Armadillos, opossums and sloths spend up to 80 percent of their lives sleeping.
You are the only light there is for yourself my friend
We need a run away emoticonAnubis wrote:Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns! Me likey machine guns!
BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! ((INSERT EVIL LAUGH)) *click* *click*
*runs away*
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Everyone in my family makes noises in their sleep, even te animals.
I have even yelled out loud at camp. when they woke me up I asked "Is it time for breakfast?"
My faveorate guns would be the Thompson,Gatling Gun(Chain Gun), Desert Eagle, Magnum, Colt Python, PP7, MP5 and M60.
I have even yelled out loud at camp. when they woke me up I asked "Is it time for breakfast?"
My faveorate guns would be the Thompson,Gatling Gun(Chain Gun), Desert Eagle, Magnum, Colt Python, PP7, MP5 and M60.
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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