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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:56 am
by Kaebora
Unfortunately you somewhat live forever in history due to the fact they start calling toilets by your first name. (Replacing the now overused word "John".)

I wish to speak many languages.

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:55 pm
by darkest wolf
Granted, but umm...you brain explodes?

I wish like the person abover me-to speak many languages...

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:54 pm
by Kaebora
Granted, unfortunately the languages consists of C++, HTML, and various other programming languages. You forgot english due to the sheer amount of information, and can only communicate to people with ones and zeros.

I wish for world peace.

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:30 pm
by Figarou
Granted.

*hands a piece of the world to Kaebora*



I wish for 96 three's 2 B for me!!!

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:15 am
by darkest wolf
Sorry, that's impossible.

I wish that I was umm...I was the wish giver for all of you?

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:28 pm
by KittyRose
Granted but you're overwhelmed by so many wishes, none of them are granted.

I wish I was President of the United States.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:10 am
by Moon_Lover
Granted. The assassins are coming. (Don't look up.) :grinp:

I wish that I was immune to disease.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:23 pm
by deruty
Granted, but your immunization process starts off by making you deathly ill for 20 years of your life.

I wish hsiw was a word

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:16 pm
by Moon_Lover
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:01 pm
by deruty
Granted but in changing the orientation of words you've reversed the rotation of the earth, causing ecological catastrophes!

I wish that....I wasn't constantly changing my mind and interest. Oohhhh C++! Ogre! Drawing!

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:34 pm
by KittyRose
Granted but now your stuck in the same constant pattern of doing the same exact thing and liking the same exact things over and over again.

I wish I didn't have to read Gulliver's Travels for one of my English classes.

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:23 am
by Kaebora
Granted. You hit your head and forget how to read.

I wish I could draw people easier.

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:18 pm
by DarkShadow
No problem. you can now draw people easier, but the limit is to fancy stick people.
I wish people wouldnt be cruel to animals.

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:39 pm
by twirrlacurl
Granted... but now your dog can hit you with a newspaper.


I wish I could fastforward through college.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:58 am
by STARWOLF_THE_MYSTIC
Granted but you get fast forwarded to far and end up on your death bed.

I wish I could speak to animals

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:20 pm
by Kaebora
Granted. You find out that your pets are plotting to assasinate you.

I wish I could own my own movie studio.

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:18 pm
by Terastas
Granted. It's the movie studio in Vice City, and Sonny Farelli's sending his boys down to get a cut of the profits. Let me tell ya,' Tommy Vercetti makes it look easy.

I wish that prick that owns Ebsco would get busted on Dateline's next To Catch a Predator investigation.

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:03 pm
by psiguy
Granted, after he enter the house, your car breaks down. You forgot your cellphone and decide to ask a local if you could call a tow truck. You are greeted by the sound of a young girl. She is kind of busy at the moment, but allows you to enter her house. Then all of a sudden, you see that prick that owns Ebsco sobbing miserable. And then... there is the guy who hosts Dateline's To Catch a Predator investigation. And as luck would have it, you were carrying the "right thing" inside the house. Not only that, you look exactly like some random predator who does naughty things while instant messaging.

"So how does it feel to get caught?"


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I wish the source code to all proprietary software were open sourced.

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:12 pm
by wolf4life
I grant you this! But then all the electronics crash! AHHH!!!!!!



I WANNA BE A WOLF!!!!!!!!!!

*howls to the moon*

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:31 am
by Dreamer
But you are trapped inside that form.

I wish for infinite wishes with no corruptions!

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:38 am
by wolf4life
Granted! But....I actually didnt grant it so its not corrupted but it was granted.... :wink: :?


(and im ok with staying in wolf form :P)

I want a dollar!

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:48 pm
by Shadow_in_the_Moonlight
granted but its a counterfit. you try to buy a candy bar with it and get caught. BAM in the slammer for sixmonths

i wish ducks were blue

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:25 am
by wolf4life
GRANTED! But then all the ducks dissapear


I wish I could do something exciting...that in NO way could kill me, harm me, harm anyone else that I know, get me bored, leave me somewhere else, and have no down side to the whole adventure, and it actually happened not in my dreams or anything, and nothing could go wrong but if it did everything would work out in the end and no one would die and the wish would come true with nothing wrong with it....and I finally get my life long wish of going on a dangerous, but i win in the end, sort of adventure that I have always wanted *puppy eyes*

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:58 pm
by AnĂ³nimo Juan
GRANTED! but then, you kill the thread and thousand of persons suffer from this, you may not know them, but they all watch in pain how the "corrupt a wish" topic goes down the hill.
:(

I wish I'd owned Marvel and be rich enough so I could genetically change myself to get Spiderman's powers and then Venom's and so on , without getting sued because of copyright. :)

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:06 pm
by Blue-eyes in the dark
granted but you end up get smooshed by a big roled up news paper.

I wish that i was the creater of all things so that i could change whatever i damb well please.