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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:52 pm
by RedEye
I was just taking my brain out for a walk.

People explode randomly because....

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:19 pm
by wolf4life
they ate the spicy ameat aball!


People go to the bathroom because

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:19 am
by FoxOfWar
...they need to.

I don't know a thing because...

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:38 pm
by Wulfur
....you don't let yourself know anything.

Computers crash and make noise at you because....

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:09 pm
by wolf4life
i keep pushing their buttons!

Your an idiot because...

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:56 pm
by DarkShadow
CAUSE I'M DARKSHADOW!!!! :grinp: :lol:

people don't like politics because..

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:08 am
by wolf4life
THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!




People like politics(i dont know why) because.....


(i dont like politics...)

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:57 pm
by Wulfur
....they can mostly be controlled with money.

People tend to be greedy because....

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:10 pm
by wolf4life
if you have better stuff then it makes you feel better! :P

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:42 pm
by Descendent of a Druid
wolf4life broke the chain because.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:14 pm
by Jarden
..was distracted by material goods.

A violent dictatorship was allowed to be set up in South Africa because...

Re: Explain this

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:31 pm
by MoonKit
...We were all more concerned with this game!


The werewolf jumped over the fence because...

Re: Explain this

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:46 pm
by WerewolfKeeper3
His girlfriend was chasing him with the clippers.

Dragons think you taste good

Re: Explain this

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:46 am
by W'rkncacnter
Because you are crunchy and good with ketchup!!!!!


Ketchup has the alternate spelling catsup because...

Re: Explain this

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:53 pm
by lycanthropeful
It was originally made from a combination of tomato pulp, water, garlic, and cat's blood. (NOT TRUE)

I am dreading going to my Calculus study session in five minutes because...

Re: Explain this

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:30 pm
by Scott Gardener
...you are approaching your limit!

The fish are angry at me because...

Re: Explain this

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:04 pm
by Gevaudan
...you're calling them "sea kittens"! :lol:

My peanut butter is melting because...

Re: Explain this

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:58 pm
by W'rkncacnter
It's natural peanut butter and therefore has no coagulants to prevent the transfats from separating and floating to the top like a peanutty water (true fact...if you do have organic peanut butter).

I still have my old computer, in spite of having acquired a new laptop which is better in every way, because...

Re: Explain this

Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:35 am
by Vagrant
You're ready for the revolution, you're all too aware of the Trusted Computing control chips that have worked their way into modern hardware, just ready for some madman to take control of them with, but your computer is too old to have one! You'll be ready to fight with the rebellion, to free computing once and for all.

<.<

I am prone to absurd flights of fancy because...

Re: Explain this

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:45 pm
by W'rkncacnter
You blog on this forum!

That was a completely ridiculous explanation because...

Re: Explain this

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:15 pm
by WerewolfKeeper3
Blogging isn't allowed on Pluto...

I made less sense just then than i usually do because...

Re: Explain this

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:03 pm
by wolfward
....Because you mom doesn't love you! :lol:


That sentence was totally random because...