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Great Quotes Game

Post by Kzinistzerg » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:42 pm

Post a great quote and its source.

Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win!
Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg!
[Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.]
Hobbes: Look, it's just a game.
Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!

Calvin and Hobbes

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Post by MoonKit » Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:46 pm

Reporter: What do you think makes a good rock front man?

Jack Terricloth: Shamelessness, I'd imagine. :D


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Post by Lukas » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:39 am

where not retreating where just advancing in another direction
~ O.P. Smith

(read it from a book :P)
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Post by Terastas » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:16 pm

Kate: Blake! Victoria! What a nice surprise.
Larry: Yeah, like when the gas wears off early and your dentist is buckling his pants.

~Father of the Pride

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Post by wolfsangel » Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:24 pm

Prince Albert: Victoria im dieing, i want you to name a hall, a museum, and a bolt through the co*k after me. Go, go my darling that will be your secret, go and sell flimsy anal floss, Go!
Robin williams 2002 live on Broadway
...or will i just be singing right here by myself.
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Post by Silverclaw » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:29 pm

Team America: World Police


OK, this is from Team America as well, but this speech is rated R. So, any younger peps, or those that get offened too easily, please, look away.... :wink:
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Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get f*** by dicks. But dicks also f*** assholes: assholes that just want to s*** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can f*** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they f*** too much or f*** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of s*** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from a** holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f*** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in s***!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Figarou » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:44 pm

Here is a few quotes. Source----unknown

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."

"Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. "

"Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?"

And this one is for Z!!
"Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

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Post by Midnight » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:39 am

Douglas Adams.
It's apparently a song title. I know nothing else about the song, not even its tune (the person at work who tries to sing it on a regular basis is almost as bad a singer as me.

Mind you another of your ones reminded me of this:

The day Microsoft releases a product that doesn't suck is the day they start selling vacuum cleaners. - Source unknown.

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Post by cumulusprotagonist » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:17 pm

"There are more things on Heaven and Earth than are dreampt up in your philosophy."
-Shakespeare
Maybe I am wrong...

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Post by wolfsangel » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:22 pm

"I know there's one country in the world that doesn't have some horrible weapon of mass destruction they don't have some horrible weapons lab in the mountains ....Jamaica. They would never make an Atomic Bomb; they may make an Atomic Bong. But I'd rather fight a war with an Atomic Bong. Cuz when the Atomic Bomb goes off there's devastation and radiation. When the Atomic Bong goes off there's celebration!"
guess who
...or will i just be singing right here by myself.
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Post by KittyRose » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:55 pm

.I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
-Monty Python

Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!
-History of the World, Part One
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Post by Terastas » Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:46 pm

"I never loved anyone but God. And that was a very long time ago."
~The Devil: Brimstone

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Post by Kzinistzerg » Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:18 pm

Hehe... Brilliance!

OK:

Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?
Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin.
Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Calvin: I want the last piece of pie! Don't divide it up! Give it to me!
Calvin's Mom: Don't be selfish, Calvin!
Calvin: So the REAL lesson here is "Be Dishonest?"
[Calvin's mom gives him the whole piece of pie.]

From Wikiquote: Bill Watterson

AND, from "the worst analogies ever used" from ST.N:

"The man fell forty stories and hit the ground like a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup."
"He was as tall as a six foot three inch tree."
"Bill and Jane had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."

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Post by Terastas » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:05 pm

Can you tell who my favorite character in Playground of Destruction is?

Fiona: "Sergei seems a little wigged out, don't you think?"
Merc: "'The hanged man will kick at anything when the noose starts to tighten around his neck.' That's an old Viking saying that means. . . Yeah."

Fiona: "Gotta say, I never thought you'd wind up a payed escort."
Merc: "Given the price, I'd marry the wanker!"

Merc: "I think the stick up his butt has a stick up its butt"
Fiona: "Oh I'm sure you'll warm right up once you get to know him."

Fiona: "I can't say I've ever been payed to start a war between two countries before."
Merc: "For me it's more of a hobby."
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Post by Lukas » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:13 pm

to easy its Mattias Nilsson
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Post by ravaged_warrior » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:04 am

Bah, it's only rated R because those that are easily offended are pussies. That speech rocks, and nothing about it is inappropriate (if you say the language is offensive, you have to say why, it can't just "be", and you can't say it just "is" because there has to be a reason).


Here's some excellent quotes from comedians:

"I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is f ucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument."

"The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people."

"I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side."

- Bill Hicks

"I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the f*** gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the f*** gave me the "donate it to charity" slice. I would like to exchange this for the "keep it"!"

"I hate turtlenecks. Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. Like, if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down."

"I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something."

"I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny."

"I play sports -- no I don't ,what the f uck?"

"I like the American-Canadian border, 'cuz if you're walking on the border with a friend, and you push your friend into Canada, he can't push you back right away, 'cuz first he has to go through customs. "What brings you to Canada?":[Points to the side] "That asshole.""

- Mitch Hedberg
"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some w**** he picked up in town."
-Jack Handey

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Post by wolf4life » Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:28 am

"We have nothing to fear except fear itself" Aberham Lincon...at least I think so


That guy was a nut! :P jk...
"Es gibt nix, was es nicht gibt", translated "There's nothing which can't exist."

"Choose a good path....because you only get to choose once"-Wolf4life

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Post by wolfsangel » Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:34 am

*gets up after really long acoma/sleep(ive been away for a while)*
thet was FDR but u were close :P
now gor some more robin williams....
"You have the right to bear arms, you have the right to arm bears, what ever the hell you want to do!"

"Beer commercials usually have manly men doing manly things: "You just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not a realistic beer commercial like, "It's five o'clock in the morning. You just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time." "

"Pretty soon it'll be so bad you'll be hearing something like. "I built this cruise missile to stop those damn kids from playin' ZZ Top." "

...and thats enough for now.
...or will i just be singing right here by myself.
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Post by wolf4life » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:52 pm

THE GREATEST QUOTE IN THE WORLD! FROM HOMER!!!!!


"Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"
"Es gibt nix, was es nicht gibt", translated "There's nothing which can't exist."

"Choose a good path....because you only get to choose once"-Wolf4life

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Post by Terastas » Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:07 am

"You were promoted beyond your capabilities. Even a turd can float."
~Law & Order

Trying to cut down on my caffeine consumption
So when I get up I just have one cup of coffee
And I like to have another cup of coffee with my breakfast
And on the way to work I like to get a cup of coffee
I like the kind of cup of coffee you get with your donuts
But I never get the donut, I just have the cup of coffee
And when I get to work I have a cup of coffee
Cause I like a cup of coffee when I'm talking on the phone
But it usually gets cold and I need to get another cup of coffee
And its lunch and I have an espresso.
~Jim's Big Ego, "Stress"

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"He's not the Messiah. he's a very naughty boy!!"
Monty Python, Life of Brian

"Iraq has Weapons Of Mass Destruction"
George W Bush

"You think thats a Knife? This is a Knife!" *Pulls out Spoon*
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Post by tyger » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:30 am

Some more wisdoms from Homer J. Simpson

When someone tells you your buttis on fire, you should take them at their word.

Kids are like monkeys, only louder.

You may think it's easy to de-ice your windshield with a flamthrower, but there are repercussions. Serious repercussions.

A fool and his money are soon parted. I would pay anyone a lot of money to explain that one to me.

when that guy turned water into wine, he obviously wasn't thinking of us Duff drinkers.

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Post by Set » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:47 pm

"Miguel, if I believed in fate I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice."
- Tulio, The Road to El Dorado

"Would you like your victims to be bound to an altar, or would you prefer them free-range?"
- Tzekel Kahn, The Road to El Dorado

"I've eaten things that didn't complain this much."
- Diego, Ice Age

"Oh my god a giant rock!"
- Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series

"Humans come in both chocolate and vanilla, both with gooey cherry on the inside."
- Scott Gardener

Everything the Mythbusters have ever said.

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Post by Black Claw » Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:30 pm

"Back to the pits that spawn you" Legolas"
I am the guardian of the light and darkness,
I am the one who whispers in the dark,
I am the eyes of your soul,
I am the shield,
I am the sword.

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Post by Wise Pillow » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:37 pm

Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
~V for Vendetta(2005)
I could care less if I'm a freak. I don't care what other people think about me. I am me. I am different from the masses of society in unquie and profound ways. Anyway, being physically different would trouble me not.

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