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granted you get a glass of the grossest muddiest just plain yucky stagnant pond water in the word in a not very clean glass either

wish i was stronger then the other guys on my team and the other teams in our division

(also pertaining to my last wish i only wished for my knee to not hurt not all of me )

granted but you get a hernia from all those muscles. I wish to be a football player (this is my cousin's wish [think of the most horrific corruption to it])

Granted. But after the thousands of dollars, cereal adds, and other endorsements, A teammate switchs drug test samples with you and your Implicated on Steriod charges. Everything you own is taken away, or divided up among your legal team.

I wish for a steak dinner.

Grey wrote: I wish for a steak dinner.

Your 'wish' is my command, effendi. (in keeping with the whole 'djinn' vibe)

You are granted a 72 oz. richly spiced, sauced, juicy kilobe beef steak. It is so ridiculously large and good that after eating it, you lose interest in all other foods...but the steak is one of a kind, so you starve to death because of your own spoiled tastes. Sucks to be you.

I wish I had a better computer so I could play Fallout 3.

Granted, but the Fallout 3 game comes to life and you are killed in the game.

I wish the world would blow up into millions of microscopic pieces.

Granted. But the millions of microscopic pieces all maintain their present location in the space time continuum. So for all intents and purposes, the only thing the explosion did was give the world a sort of grainy appearance to it.

I wish Mitt Romney would make up his damn mind about anything.

Granted but he totally screws everything up.


I wish I had an army of Sugarpoultry styled werewolves to do my bidding and turn my girlfriend into her werewolf fursona.