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When life gives you lemons...

Post by wolf4life » Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:49 am

So heres the story...

Everyone knows the saying "When life gives you lemons you make lemonade"

Well here we make fun of that saying and post something funny


Ex. When life gives you lemons throw them back and yell "I wanted oranges!"


Get it? Get it? GET IT!?

Good...
"Es gibt nix, was es nicht gibt", translated "There's nothing which can't exist."

"Choose a good path....because you only get to choose once"-Wolf4life

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Post by AladasianTheMeerkat » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:39 am

When life gives you lemons, it's time to go back to the dealership and ask for a Hummmer.
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Post by Kaebora » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:59 am

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f***ing hates lemonade.
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Post by *nagowteena* » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:40 pm

When Life gave Clark Kent lemons, he used them to squeez lemon juice in Lex Luthor's eyes. :lol: :P

then Lex Luthor realised thet lemon juce to him, was like Kryptonite to Clark Kent.

yeah, I know not that funny...but I don't really care.
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Post by darkest wolf » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:19 pm

lol!

When life gave Doctor Gregory House lemons, he hid them in Cuddy's filing cabinet, let them rot and them took them back out. He then made lemonade and left it out for his ducks. (You kinda have to watch the show to get the entire thing...oh well...I'm not funny and I know it...)
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Post by wolf4life » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:38 pm

When life gives you lemons....make a margarita!
"Es gibt nix, was es nicht gibt", translated "There's nothing which can't exist."

"Choose a good path....because you only get to choose once"-Wolf4life

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Post by Dreamer » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:46 pm

When life gives you lemons, rip them in half, squeeze the juice in life's eyes and shove the lemons up lifes bunghole.
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Post by DarkShadow » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:50 pm

When life gives you lemons, ask why it gave you such a sour and bitter fruit as opposed to something sweet.
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Post by Midnight » Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:01 am

I peel `em, eat `em and get strange looks from people for doing so...

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Post by ravaged_warrior » Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:33 am

Say "f*** this I don't want no f*** lemons".





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Post by psiguy » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:32 am

When life gives Chuck Norris Lemons, its already lemonade.
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Post by wolf4life » Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:11 pm

lol

when live gives you lemons...put a gun to lifes head and ask for more
"Es gibt nix, was es nicht gibt", translated "There's nothing which can't exist."

"Choose a good path....because you only get to choose once"-Wolf4life

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Post by wicked_wolf_heart » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:19 am

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at hippies. (( inside joke, most won't get it :| ))
Watching you from my place inside the trees, crouching down in the darkness, no matter how much I long for you, you'll never see....

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Post by wolf4life » Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:00 pm

hehe...i could picture that...and all the hippies running! :P


When life gives you lemons...please go kill yourself! your freaking crazy!
"Es gibt nix, was es nicht gibt", translated "There's nothing which can't exist."

"Choose a good path....because you only get to choose once"-Wolf4life

"TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"-Gir

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Post by Kzinistzerg » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:48 pm

When life gives you lemons, take said lemons, walk up to a playing jazz band, cut one in half, hold it up, and then start licking it. I guarantee everyone in the band will screw up within 30 seconds.

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Post by Scott Gardener » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:07 pm

Visualize apples.
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Post by WhitePaw » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:54 am

you eat them

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Post by Terastas » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:18 am

Smash them between the pages of a Bible, call it an abstract and sell it for $500.00.

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Post by ravaged_warrior » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:26 pm

It's not giving us sugar, too? Damn it, life is such a b****!
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Post by geekboy1500 » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:22 pm

get together with some one who has vodka, and have a party
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Post by psiguy » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:16 am

Like they say...

There's no party like the communist party ^_-

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If life gave Fidel Castro lemons, he'd have part of his country dedicated towards making lemonade.
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Post by Lukas » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:50 pm

give credit to Ron white when credit is do geekboy!
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Post by Terastas » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:03 am

When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he squeezed them between his fists until they turned into diamonds.

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Post by Kuro » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:02 pm

Throw them at someone else and run!
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Post by MoonKit » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:11 pm

Stick em in your iced tea!
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