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When life gives you lemons...

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:49 am
by wolf4life
So heres the story...

Everyone knows the saying "When life gives you lemons you make lemonade"

Well here we make fun of that saying and post something funny


Ex. When life gives you lemons throw them back and yell "I wanted oranges!"


Get it? Get it? GET IT!?

Good...

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:39 am
by AladasianTheMeerkat
When life gives you lemons, it's time to go back to the dealership and ask for a Hummmer.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:59 am
by Kaebora
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f***ing hates lemonade.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:40 pm
by *nagowteena*
When Life gave Clark Kent lemons, he used them to squeez lemon juice in Lex Luthor's eyes. :lol: :P

then Lex Luthor realised thet lemon juce to him, was like Kryptonite to Clark Kent.

yeah, I know not that funny...but I don't really care.

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:19 pm
by darkest wolf
Kaebora wrote:When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f***ing hates lemonade.
lol!

When life gave Doctor Gregory House lemons, he hid them in Cuddy's filing cabinet, let them rot and them took them back out. He then made lemonade and left it out for his ducks. (You kinda have to watch the show to get the entire thing...oh well...I'm not funny and I know it...)

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:38 pm
by wolf4life
When life gives you lemons....make a margarita!

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:46 pm
by Dreamer
When life gives you lemons, rip them in half, squeeze the juice in life's eyes and shove the lemons up lifes bunghole.

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:50 pm
by DarkShadow
When life gives you lemons, ask why it gave you such a sour and bitter fruit as opposed to something sweet.

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:01 am
by Midnight
I peel `em, eat `em and get strange looks from people for doing so...

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:33 am
by ravaged_warrior
Say "f*** this I don't want no f*** lemons".





Censorship is wrong.

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:32 am
by psiguy
When life gives Chuck Norris Lemons, its already lemonade.

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:11 pm
by wolf4life
lol

when live gives you lemons...put a gun to lifes head and ask for more

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:19 am
by wicked_wolf_heart
When life gives you lemons, you throw them at hippies. (( inside joke, most won't get it :| ))

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:00 pm
by wolf4life
hehe...i could picture that...and all the hippies running! :P


When life gives you lemons...please go kill yourself! your freaking crazy!

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:48 pm
by Kzinistzerg
When life gives you lemons, take said lemons, walk up to a playing jazz band, cut one in half, hold it up, and then start licking it. I guarantee everyone in the band will screw up within 30 seconds.

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:07 pm
by Scott Gardener
Visualize apples.

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:54 am
by WhitePaw
you eat them

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:18 am
by Terastas
Smash them between the pages of a Bible, call it an abstract and sell it for $500.00.

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:26 pm
by ravaged_warrior
Z wrote:make some lemonade. o wait, life would also have to give you sum sugar for that, so enjoy ur lemonjuice
It's not giving us sugar, too? Damn it, life is such a b****!

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:22 pm
by geekboy1500
get together with some one who has vodka, and have a party

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:16 am
by psiguy
geekboy1500 wrote:get together with some one who has vodka, and have a party
Like they say...

There's no party like the communist party ^_-

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If life gave Fidel Castro lemons, he'd have part of his country dedicated towards making lemonade.

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:50 pm
by Lukas
give credit to Ron white when credit is do geekboy!

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:03 am
by Terastas
When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he squeezed them between his fists until they turned into diamonds.

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:02 pm
by Kuro
Throw them at someone else and run!

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:11 pm
by MoonKit
Stick em in your iced tea!