The pack death match!!!

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:53 am

Oh, goody....fresh meat...
*Hits darkest wolf and *nagowteena* with Khukri knives*
heheheheheheheheh.....

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:22 pm

Grrrrrrrr! Grabs darkest wolf and throws em at Templar... Ha ha ha ha!

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:21 pm

*Catches darkest wolf and rips him in half*
Hehehe, wonderful! Looks like I'm gonna have some fun with you!
*Assumes fighting position. Motions for nagotweena to start.*
Lady's first.

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:40 pm

*Left leg calls upon the mighty powers of Chuck Norris. Roundhouse's Templar's head off.*

*Rips out nagowteena's heart and eats it.*

HA! Can't touch this!

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:05 pm

oooooooo my hart!

throws duckies at darkest wolf.

*oh and Templar dont werry i didnt forget about you*! wacks Templar in the ribs with a tree trunk.

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:17 pm

*Impales nagowteena with a blunt pole.*

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*Strangles Templar with a stuft animal.*

No double teaming!!

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:28 am

*Shoves stuffed animal down darkest wolf's throat*
Weak noobs like you don't write the rules. Now wait your turn!
*Beats darkest wolf's head to a pulp with his severed lower half*

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:44 pm

pulls pole out. Grabs Templar by the foot swings him around and flings him into a brick wall. looks at darkest wolf. * ooooo, that's gota hurt.* Ha ha ha ha ha!

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:26 am

*Pukes up the stuft animal on Templar's shirt and then shoves a baseball bat down his/her throat.*

IrkusLink · Post by **IrkusLink** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 3:34 am

*looks around at the carnage, confussed at whats going on*
well....i guess i have to do this *grabs the duck that was given to me*
*jumps into the fray*

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:41 pm

Throws a dart at IrkusLink's butt. Ha ha ha! and trips on a rock.

IrkusLink · Post by **IrkusLink** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:14 pm

*yanks dart out of butt and wipes blood away with the towel* i think its a good thing i had this

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:33 pm

^_^ grabs Templar and covers his eyes with my clawed hands .*Guss Who*

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:41 pm

IrkusLink wrote:*yanks dart out of butt and wipes blood away with the towel* i think its a good thing i had this

I've had your back since the beginning...

*Hits nagowteena in the back of the head with the bloody base ball bat.*

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:34 pm

Might as well take a STAB at it!

*Knifes darkest wolf in the face*

Ha, first post in the thread and I'm already making bad puns!

IrkusLink · Post by **IrkusLink** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:23 pm

NO!

*grabs ravaged_warrior and chokes him with the bloody towel*

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:39 am

Quick! Pin him down! *Turns on power drill.*

Did I tell you that I'm an amatuer dentist? Don't worry I'll have those teeth taken care of!

*Drils ravaged_warrior and drills out his teeth but the drill slips and tears apart his brain.*

Double teaming is only cool when I do it!

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:45 am

Ha! As if that would matter. I haven't used the thing in ages. Like my old hand...

*lifts up arm, revealing a CHAINSAW!*

Groovy...

*(Censored because of- Holy hell, what is he doing to darkest wolf's face?!)*

And IrkusLink... Choke on THIS!

*Throws aforementioned knife into IrkusLink's throat*

This is actually quite fun!

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:33 pm

*nagowteena* wrote:^_^ grabs Templar and covers his eyes with my clawed hands .*Guss Who*

*Rams elbow into nagotweena's ribcage*
Some lil girl who let her guard down.*drops nagotweena with a sidekick* Be back in a minute, sweety. *Grabs darkest wolf after ravaged_warrior is done with him*

darkest wolf wrote:*Pukes up the stuft animal on Templar's shirt and then shoves a baseball bat down his/her throat.*

Bad idea, questionin' my gender like that. Let's check yours.
*Smashes baseball bat into darkest wolf's cojones*
I guess you're a guy too...well, were a guy...
*rips off darkest wolf's head and tosses him aside*

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:23 pm

Oh, you beat me once shame on me. You strip me of what I am, shame on you.

*Wheelkicks Templar's head off and then jams a in their ribcage.*

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:45 pm

you think you can mess with me

just see what happens

jumps in mid air. *and oh look what I've got*. throws a tv at Templar's head. nagowteena here try and stop me.

:howl:

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:23 pm

*Grabs darkest wolf's arm and puts him into armlock while reattaching head*

Their ribcage? You need to work on your pronouns, shemale!

*Shatters darkest wolf's arm and chokes him into unconsciousness. Uses bat to hit TV back at nagotweena, sending her flying back into the wall*

Hahaha, this is great! Two opponents at one time! Show me your best, Supahgirl

!

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:33 pm

Due to your unwillingness to tell me your gender perhaps I have to run a similar test rather tha using the word their.

But that can wait.

*Takes off Templar's head with a golf club.*

Fore!!

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:48 pm

Constant decapitation with blunt sports equipment? Yer startin to get borin'!
*reattaches head again and grabs darkest wolf by the neck*
Oy ve...let me explain this to you. Remember when I said "I guess you're a guy too"? Anyone with an IQ higher than that of a pile of dog crap would get that the phrase implies that I am a guy as well! Jeez, nuthin gets through that thick skull, does it?
*rips appart darkest wolf's head*
No wonder, there's nuthin in there. Hmm... ain't got nuthin upstairs or downstairs. Hehehe...
*throws darkest wolf aside*
I'm waitin, nagotweena....

deruty · Post by **deruty** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:39 am

*walks in with a Nuke and is met with the shreding of Darkest Wolf's Head*

Uhm........Yeah whatever...

*looks around for a second and presses the detonator*

(Nuclear weapons are legitimate right? Just not guns or silver right?)