EPIC MOVIE

Teh_DarkJokerWolf · Post by **Teh_DarkJokerWolf** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:46 pm

http://www.myspace.com/epicmovie

Kirk Hammett · Post by **Kirk Hammett** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:38 am

Holy

That looks damned hilarious!

Darth Canis · Post by **Darth Canis** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:31 am

I can't wait to see this movie I love satire.

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:51 am

Oh god... Looks like the same crap they've been shoving into these movies since Scary Movie 3. They've once again taken EXTREMELY recent movies that are sure to be known to the teens they are marketing to and cram them all into one movie despite not being similar enough to attain a coherent storyline. Scary Movie 1 and 2 at least stuck to a specific horror sub-genre when constructing the main storyline rather than taking any horror film that came out in the last few years that gained some popularity.

I wouldn't be surprised if Scary Movie 5 was something along the lines of The Wicker Man and Hostel, with people paying money to set fire to Cindy, Brenda, and the Wayans brothers replacements, or some other random thing along those lines.

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:05 am

Can a mod delete this post? Somehow my above post got double posted... With quotes, no less.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:21 pm

i love those guys who make this crap up!

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:45 pm

this is unfunny cRAP.

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:46 pm

at least it's better than south park

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:54 pm

better than south park? how in the name of god?

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:59 pm

The only episode I can stand is the one with the IT thing

Mad_ferret · Post by **Mad_ferret** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:29 pm

MattSullivan wrote:this is unfunny cRAP.

So is idiocracy, but people still wanna see that

lupine · Post by **lupine** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:32 am

P*** poor humour. Not one I'll be watching, I can't be doing with these spoof movies.

Vuldari · Post by **Vuldari** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:48 am

I have had no interest in any of the other movies made by the same people..the "Scary Movie"s, and the "Teen Movie"s, and whatnot...all spoofs of other movies I never saw or liked.

However, this is a mass spoof of a bunch of movies I've actually seen and liked, so I am actually really intrigued by this one.

I think it looks funny as heck!

I don't see why you can't see the fun in this Matt, when you like South Park...which uses the same sort of spoof humor...only in paper cutout animation instead.

STUPID is funny when it's good stupid. ...or so BAD it's Good stupid...

"Oh My God!!! ... a talking Beaver!" *Punt*

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:40 pm

I've gotten accustomed to seeing stupid movies flood the box office. What bothers me about this particular movie is that it's essentially the exact same content as was in Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4 and Date Movie. The Waynes Bros. are in the biggest rut imaginable.

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:11 pm

Terastas wrote:I've gotten accustomed to seeing stupid movies flood the box office. What bothers me about this particular movie is that it's essentially the exact same content as was in Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4 and Date Movie. The Waynes Bros. are in the biggest rut imaginable.

Don't be silly... The Wayans brothers haven't been involved in these since Scary Movie 2. In fact, none of the writers of the first two Scary Movies are involved in Scary Movie 3 and 4, Friedberg and Seltzer stopped being involved after the first one however, they are now the writers of Epic Movie... And Date Movie. They are the "Two of the six writers of Scary Movie" that both commercials mentioned. And since Date Movie was pretty much hated by everybody (I didn't bother), I can see the same thing happening with this one.

JoshuaMadoc · Post by **JoshuaMadoc** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:09 am

Just watched this movie yesterday.

All i have to say is this:

GIVE ME BACK MY f*** MONEY.

Vuldari · Post by **Vuldari** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:18 am

Terastas wrote:I've gotten accustomed to seeing stupid movies flood the box office. What bothers me about this particular movie is that it's essentially the exact same content as was in Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4 and Date Movie. The Waynes Bros. are in the biggest rut imaginable.

Well...it would be all fresh and new to someone like me who never saw any of their earlier films.

If I saw it, I might hate it...but the commercials make me laugh...I would go in expecting the most obvious and lame jokes imaginable though, so I really think it would be hard to leave disappointed.

It's like all the stupid jokes I think of in my head when I watch these movies, but don't say because I know everyone would just roll their eyes at me.

...stupid funny is funny to me, as long as it is not too foul or offensive.

Faolan Bloodtooth · Post by **Faolan Bloodtooth** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:13 am

Saw it

AWFUL!

Snuck out and saw Pursuit of Happiness

Do yourself a favour and see Pursuit

Laters

JoshuaMadoc · Post by **JoshuaMadoc** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:19 am

Vuldari wrote:
Terastas wrote:I've gotten accustomed to seeing stupid movies flood the box office. What bothers me about this particular movie is that it's essentially the exact same content as was in Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4 and Date Movie. The Waynes Bros. are in the biggest rut imaginable.
Well...it would be all fresh and new to someone like me who never saw any of their earlier films.

If I saw it, I might hate it...but the commercials make me laugh...I would go in expecting the most obvious and lame jokes imaginable though, so I really think it would be hard to leave disappointed.

It's like all the stupid jokes I think of in my head when I watch these movies, but don't say because I know everyone would just roll their eyes at me.

...stupid funny is funny to me, as long as it is not too foul or offensive.

Then i hope to god that you would not find "The White b**** of Gnarnia" or Tumnus being homosexual (i'm serious) offensive.

MoonKit · Post by **MoonKit** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:12 am

kitetsu wrote:
Vuldari wrote:
Terastas wrote:I've gotten accustomed to seeing stupid movies flood the box office. What bothers me about this particular movie is that it's essentially the exact same content as was in Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4 and Date Movie. The Waynes Bros. are in the biggest rut imaginable.
Well...it would be all fresh and new to someone like me who never saw any of their earlier films.

If I saw it, I might hate it...but the commercials make me laugh...I would go in expecting the most obvious and lame jokes imaginable though, so I really think it would be hard to leave disappointed.

It's like all the stupid jokes I think of in my head when I watch these movies, but don't say because I know everyone would just roll their eyes at me.

...stupid funny is funny to me, as long as it is not too foul or offensive.

Then i hope to god that you would not find "The White b**** of Gnarnia" or Tumnus being homosexual (i'm serious) offensive.

Oh man. Not going to see it. I loved Tumnus.

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:07 am

really, they made him gay? I would have never expected that....he was such a cool character in the movie/book.....that may just have ruined it for me, LWAW I mean not Epic movie.....

nekocj · Post by **nekocj** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:16 pm

Scary movie 3 was the best out of all of them and it is because of one name: Charlie Sheen.

4th one made less sense than usual, Date Movie was boring, and Scary Movies 1 and 2 were nothing but drug humor. I don't expect a whole lot from this movie although the trailer looked pretty funny. See the thing about these movies is the parts that are funny, are really funny. The parts that are stupid, are really stupid. The stupid parts just happen to outweigh the funny ones.

-Neko

P.S. Wayans=suck, I don't watch ANY of their movies. No white chicks, and no little man movies. That spells crap.

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:24 pm

nekocj wrote:Scary movie 3 was the best out of all of them and it is because of one name: Charlie Sheen.

Yeah, Charlie Sheen was a plus. However, since the plot was made up of two movies that couldn't be more different (Signs and The Ring), it just felt awkward and convoluted without a good payoff.