Bad Poetry Day is August 18!

Akugarou · Post by **Akugarou** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:39 pm

..And here is my contribution:

Ode to My Pets

Ransom the cat in fur of white and orange

Life without him, would be totally bor--ange.

Feline Smokey grooms his fur so meticulous

How impossible it is to teach him tricks 'n' stuff.

But I would not trade 'em for anything in the world

Not cash, not gold, not diamonds or pearld.

Right! Do yer worst!!

(<<<Upon reflection, this came out wrong. It was meant as an invitation to add more bad poetry to this thread, not as a challenge to everyone, not critisize the above poem. My bad.)

MoonKit · Post by **MoonKit** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:19 pm

What an awesome day!

Now we can make people pay,

With our terrible verse,

And now you will all be terse!

God, Im a terrible poet!

Oh wait...I missed it! Ah well.

PariahPoet · Post by **PariahPoet** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:23 pm

Oh wow! I didn't even know poetry.com had a holiday!

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:54 pm

I cant even think of one now! And its too late.

Um....
I cant make a dyme
Im running out of time
I got two weeks left before I can do a job and its hard to make a rhyme!

Lukas · Post by **Lukas** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:07 pm

you might expect a rhyme this next line
but your wrong

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:44 pm

My tardiness
Having learned a day late
My opportunity of having expressed myself having come and gone
Must I spend the year in desperate yearning
Waiting again for the opportunity for my literary chance
Of dysphoric verse?
Alas, so be it

But, per chance, some day, somewhere, another place, another time
It is still today
Though not being this particular time,
It is not today

Farewell, oh opportunity of mediocrity
For I must now for three hundred and sixty four days strive for decency
Or throw myself to the mercy
Of editing

Midnight · Post by **Midnight** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:28 am

keeps a wary eye on the stratosphere in case of Vogons

tyger · Post by **tyger** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:35 am

ha! I was thinking the exact same thing.. Maybe the day was invented cause the vogons got a human skin like in MIB making both stories true o.o ..... my imagination scares me sometimes.

wolf4life · Post by **wolf4life** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:11 pm

heres the worst poem in historical times...

? eh...

I DIED!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU FARTED!!!!!!!!!!!

GO BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you enjoyed my poem

*bows*

MoonKit · Post by **MoonKit** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:21 pm

tyger wrote: ha! I was thinking the exact same thing.. Maybe the day was invented cause the vogons got a human skin like in MIB making both stories true o.o ..... my imagination scares me sometimes.

*is secretly a Vogon* Hahahaha! It could be true and you would never know!