Funnyish stuff

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:17 pm

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/ ... atural.php http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/th ... onster.php

Made me smile

I like the article about how to defeat the fireman...

Teh_DarkJokerWolf · Post by **Teh_DarkJokerWolf** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:24 pm

Oh yea roll up a newspaper an try to hit a werewolf...right...

DarkShadow · Post by **DarkShadow** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:39 pm

The first thing you need to remember when tangling with a werewolf is that as big, strong, and toothy as they may be, they are not really much smarter than your average household pet. One of the easiest ways to frighten them off is by screaming "no!" or "bad!" and menacing them with a rolled up newspaper or shoe

That was the part that got me most

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:08 pm

Thanks fer that lack of warning 'bout the pic on the first page...

...oh, good lord...

There's only one thing I can do now. Somebody get me a spoon an' a towel...

RedEye · Post by **RedEye** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:06 pm

Of course we must have New Monsters for the modern era!
What I missed was the Wereaucrat, though. Two sets of buttocks and no head.

Otherwise, Damn funny!

Does that mean that Vampires, Werewolves, Trolls etc. must now apply for Social Security & Medicare? Villagers trying to kill a vampire could be prosecuted for "Elder Abuse"? Frankenstein's Monster can now get a "senior discount" at most restaurants? Werewolves could get discounts on dentures?

Ansuru · Post by **Ansuru** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:08 am

Well, RedEye, I think dentures would just be tax-deductible as work-related expenses :p

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:28 am

DarkShadow wrote:
The first thing you need to remember when tangling with a werewolf is that as big, strong, and toothy as they may be, they are not really much smarter than your average household pet. One of the easiest ways to frighten them off is by screaming "no!" or "bad!" and menacing them with a rolled up newspaper or shoe
That was the part that got me most

Oh god.....

now that is the funnyst thing I've ever heard!!!!

Just picturing it in my head.... makes me wanna roll on the floor laughing!

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:10 pm

Templar wrote:Thanks fer that lack of warning 'bout the pic on the first page...

...oh, good lord...

There's only one thing I can do now. Somebody get me a spoon an' a towel...

Whoops, sorry 'bout that

I was going to put a warning up about that creepy vampire girl thingy, but forgot

theMoonlite · Post by **theMoonlite** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:01 pm

DarkShadow wrote:
The first thing you need to remember when tangling with a werewolf is that as big, strong, and toothy as they may be, they are not really much smarter than your average household pet. One of the easiest ways to frighten them off is by screaming "no!" or "bad!" and menacing them with a rolled up newspaper or shoe

I can most definately agree, that's my favorite part too!
I never knew about the firemen, though. How creepy!
Ick. Evil creatures no good. We must dispose of them! :explode2:

MoonKit · Post by **MoonKit** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:06 pm

I got a better way to stop a werewolf. Just start talking to them in the baby voice. Eventually they'll give in. ears back and tails wagging. *baby voice* "Well hello! How are you! You're a cute little monster, yes you are! you want a belly rub? Yes you do. Yes you do."

Belly rub does it every time!

But the rolled up paper and the "No" thing were hilarious.

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:35 pm

Those dog-jokes at werewolves are so common on the internet... I'm surprised that obviously none of you guys knew them.

cumulusprotagonist · Post by **cumulusprotagonist** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:10 pm

There are two links. The one that has already been quoted and...

Dr. David Thorpe wrote:...An American Werewolf in Paris undercut the urgency of the werewolf lifestyle by introducing the element of lycanthropy-controlling drugs. Modern medicine has most diseases under control, and since werewolfism is nothing more than a rare blood condition, it's not quite so scary anymore. Sure, it would suck to have to take drugs all the time to keep from killing everyone around you, but it's not the end of the world or anything. It's a bit like having genital herpes...

theMoonlite · Post by **theMoonlite** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:33 pm

cumulusprotagonist wrote:
Dr. David Thorpe wrote:... It's a bit like having genital herpes...

WOW. Um, yeah, alright then.