SILLY MOVIE ALERT! ( Dragon Wars! The funniest movie EVER!

Avareis · Post by **Avareis** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:58 am

You disgust me, Matt, and I like that!

As for the movie, I've already decided to never watch a Korean or movie from Thailand ever again. Ok, sure, they have good martial arts scenes, but watching Ong Bak, Born to Fight and The Protector was a bit painful when it came to acting and plot details. I kept screaming, "Where did that come from?!" and "How did he get there! That doesn't make sense?!"
If you want to see bad plot driven movie watch the Host. I thought it as a comedy when they thought it was supposed to be serious. I couldn't help but route for the monster at times. People were running away, WITH and behind the aweful CG monster. "Get 'em Fish monster! Get 'em!"

I will not see this movie unless it is a free rental or is on Youtube. I'm not going to spend money or take my time to download any of this. Monster porn isn't for me. A gigantic snake humping a building isn't exactly my definition of fun.
As for Matt, I can understand if you are being held against your will by the directors of this movie. Blink twice if you want us to help...I'm not really going to help you, but you can blink if you'd like.

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:04 am

I did not write this f*** movie.[/u]

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:04 am

John Wolf · Post by **John Wolf** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:19 am

MattSullivan wrote:Gee thanks John Wolf. Now would you mind telling me exactly WHY you thought this? Or were you just being pissy at me because I seem like a Korean movie hating racist to you? Mm? let's hear it. I can't wrap my brain around your motive, since I've neve rmet you and I don't know who in the hell you might be.

Forgive my feeble American brain for thinking this way, but if you had actually read the first post of this thread, you would have gotten the idea that hey..its a KOREAN movie,, just as I said. You might have looked up the information to see just WHO wrote the screenplay, instead of making an assinine, backhanded INSULT to me and my work.

Just who the hell do you think you are? Someone back me up here.

Nothing insulting intended Matt, that was supposed to be a joke, I didn't read the first post and I didn't know it was korean made either.

Caine · Post by **Caine** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:11 pm

A word of advice. Sarcasm does not come through the typed word overly well.

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:15 pm

Keyboard-smileys were invented with a reason.

ravaged_warrior · Post by **ravaged_warrior** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:41 pm

Avareis wrote:If you want to see bad plot driven movie watch the Host. I thought it as a comedy when they thought it was supposed to be serious.

I heard that it was intended as a comedy.

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:24 pm

I wanted to see the Host as well, but I havent seen it yet.

Draca · Post by **Draca** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:30 pm

"So back me up Bill!"
"And you're ugly, too!"

Wanna participate in a discussion? Read the first post. Jeez.

nekocj · Post by **nekocj** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:03 pm

Leave Matt alone he's awesome!

And yeah I saw this movie the day it came out.....the CG "dragons" were cool

I'll also give it this. This is the first time they've had a....big budget(?) Eastern style dragon which I actually liked. I thought it was cool. The rest of the movie? Yeah I was laughing my a** off too. I like the old guy just kind of walking around and beating up the three jocks that were picking on the girl and then just kind of wondered off for no reason. Also, the old lady walking into the gate (although this scene had no point in the movie) was funny as hell. The direction was terrible, the dialog was terrible, the pacing was off the scales terrible! The only thing saving the movie was the CG effects and the fact that it made a good comedy. Although I don't remember the snake humping a building, just crawling up it oO I do remember that nobody noticed a giant snake crawling on the hospital as long as it was funny for the whole pointless portion of the script that included anything to do with the zoo keeper. Yeah there is A LOT more I could talk about this movie but I don't have the time to do so. Go watch it and get a good laugh in.

-Neko

John Wolf · Post by **John Wolf** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:08 am

The question I have is, the men in armour riding the dragon's, are they like humans from this alternate dimension or demon men ?

MattSullivan · Post by **MattSullivan** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:56 pm

Why don't you just go see the movie? Gor! :}

John Wolf · Post by **John Wolf** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:05 pm

nekocj · Post by **nekocj** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:38 pm

Not sure what they are actually

but they have deep, scary voices and they can walk through gates and make old ladies go crazy!

I don't know this whole movie doesn't make sense but it's worth watching just for the experience and the good laugh. Heh leaves you laughing while you scratch your head with a "WTF?" look on your face.

On a side note, I saw the Host and it was way better then this movie despite not having dragons. Give the Host a rent, it's cool to watch once but afterwards you're like "yeah ok I guess." and then move on. However it does have a sad, kind of pointless ending though.

-Neko

pandawolf · Post by **pandawolf** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:37 pm

i though it was going to be a great movie but i wasted money and an hour of my time

MoonKit · Post by **MoonKit** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:17 pm

Caine wrote:A word of advice. Sarcasm does not come through the typed word overly well.

Ditto.

wolf4life · Post by **wolf4life** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:18 pm

Caine wrote:A word of advice. Sarcasm does not come through the typed word overly well.

and thats what ruins the fun...

Defensorem Lupus · Post by **Defensorem Lupus** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:29 am

I am glad that I watched it the internet but when it was done I was like, "WTF?!?

".
I cannot not believe I just watched this movie, the special effects were good and the plot was so-so but WHAT!?!

I do not know . . .

Defensorem Lupus · Post by **Defensorem Lupus** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:32 am

Easy guys, do not kill yourselves. Whats up with all the hostility? My God . . .