The issue of holes in pants
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The issue of holes in pants
Something must be done with this! Sill tail, popping and ripping the the back-side of the pants during transformation!
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My sentiments exactly.Ookami-kun wrote:But what about butt crack? XD
Matt: I think that velcro would do more damage to the fur than good, so, i don't think it's a good idea.
Anyway, here's something that might help with this predicament:
Forget throwing away your pants, this will save you $400+ on expensive threads.
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Do people even wear spandex any more for working out? If no, I'm glad it's out. Could you imagine a werewolf in spandex? Sure, the cloths will stretch but jeez!
I think the special pants for that special time of the month is needed. But what should we call these threads for werewolves?
Tail bails?
Stub buds?
Period panties?
Eh. I say we just call them mooners.
I think the special pants for that special time of the month is needed. But what should we call these threads for werewolves?
Tail bails?
Stub buds?
Period panties?
Eh. I say we just call them mooners.
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What the hell is so difficult about pulling your pants down when transforming? Its not as if you care even slightly about what people might think about your genitals anyway at such a moment...
Scott Gardener wrote: I'd be afraid to shift if I were to lose control. If I just looked fuggly, I'd simply be annoyed every full moon.
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You're far more likely to have a problem with seams in your shirt ripping apart as muscle mass shifts proportion for the gestalt (and then only if it's a rather tight-fitting one) than to have your pants rip out because a tail sprouts. Pants are made from -tough- stuff. And I don't even mean just jeans—my cargo pants may not be as rugged as denim jeans, but it takes a heck of a lot to damage them. Tail's more likely to force its way down your leg (or over the waistband if you're of the Droopy Drawers persuasion...wear a belt, geez :p)
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That's assuming its more like a feline's tail as opposed to the stiff canine variety. Maybe you could wear short shorts and the tail would go out one of the leg holes, but I don't think it would bend down completely with long pants. Maybe a werecat could get away with that, but a werewolf might find that uncomfortable at best.PariahPoet wrote:Then the tail just goes down a pant leg.
A canine tail can curl down underneath to cover its owner's belly. With a few exceptions, but those are such overbred yappy little breeds, no self respecting werewolf would have a tail like that ;) It only has to go straight down one's bum and to one side to go down a pant leg. Flexibility is not even close to being an issue.Terastas wrote:That's assuming its more like a feline's tail as opposed to the stiff canine variety. Maybe you could wear short shorts and the tail would go out one of the leg holes, but I don't think it would bend down completely with long pants. Maybe a werecat could get away with that, but a werewolf might find that uncomfortable at best.PariahPoet wrote:Then the tail just goes down a pant leg.
The wind whipping past my face...
The underbrush combing through my fur...
The earth flying beneath my paws...
Am I alive?
The underbrush combing through my fur...
The earth flying beneath my paws...
Am I alive?
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Werewolves also tend to lose several inches in waist measurement when they shift. Add in that wolves don't have hips in the human sense, and a problem immediately becomes apparent:
How is a Werewolf going to frighten anyone if his pants are down around his ankles? (although that does take care of the tail problem...)
Suspenders (or Braces for the Brits.) would keep the Werewolf's pants around his waist as well as providing enough "give" for the tail. Werewolves do have shoulders, fortunately.
How is a Werewolf going to frighten anyone if his pants are down around his ankles? (although that does take care of the tail problem...)
Suspenders (or Braces for the Brits.) would keep the Werewolf's pants around his waist as well as providing enough "give" for the tail. Werewolves do have shoulders, fortunately.
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In stories, they're just boxers worn backwards. IRL, thsy are either semi-chastity belts for non-spayed females, or diapers/nappies for older, "leaky" animals.Doruk Golcu wrote:Isn't there an ad out there somewhere about underwear with tail openings?
There is no reason for "tail vented" underwear for humans...and no Werewolf would be caught dead buying them if there were. Remember: "Secret?". Any Werewolf dumb enough to buy "tail vented" underwear would probably also use a credit/debit card to pay for them.
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