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Photo: Roman Catholic priest Adelir Antonio de Carli, 41, flies in a harness-like seat suspended from 1,000 balloons of various colors in the southern port of Paranagua April 20, 2008. (Handout/Reuters)

(20 April 2008, Atlantic Ocean, Brazil) In 1982 Lawn Chair Larry, beloved survivor of a Darwin Award attempt, attached 45 huge helium balloons to his comfortable Sears lawn chair, packed a picnic lunch, and cut the tether. But instead of drifting lazily above the Los Angeles landscape, the combined lift of 45 weather balloons rocketed Larry into LAX air traffic lanes 16,000 feet above sea level. Astoundingly, he survived the "flight."
In homage to Larry's whimsical adventure, a Catholic priest recently ascended towards heaven on a host of helium party balloons. Adelir Antonio de Carli, 41, was attempting to set the world record for clustered balloon flight to publicize his plan to build a spiritual rest stop for truckers.

Spending more than 19 hours in a lawn chair is not a trivial matter, even in the comfort of your own backyard. The priest took numerous safety precautions, including wearing a survival suit, selecting a buoyant chair, and packing a satellite phone and a GPS. However, the late Adelir Antonio made a fatal mistake.

He did not know how to use the GPS.

The winds changed, as winds do, and he was blown inexorably toward open sea. He could have parachuted to safety while over land, but chose not to. When the voyager was perilously lost at sea, he prudently phoned for help. But rescuers were unable to reach him since he could not use his GPS! HE struggled with the control panel as the charge on the satellite phone dwindled.

Instead of a GPS, the priest let God be his guide, and God guided him straight to heaven. Bits of balloons began appearing on mountains and beaches. Ultimately the priest's body surfaced, confirming that he, like Elvis, had left the building.
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Well, at least he went out with a bang...(as several ballooons popped at once).

Kiddies, once again; DO NOT TRY THIS YOURSELF!

Or if you must...learn to read a GPS. :P
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At least he found god! :P
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Oh another thing... they found a priest body in Rio de Janeiro ( Brazil ) in July 14th
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Well, at least he accomplished something Lawn Chair Larry could not. He won a Darwin Award. :P
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Terastas wrote:Well, at least he accomplished something Lawn Chair Larry could not. He won a Darwin Award. :P
Dunno about that: remember as a Priest, he's already out of the Gene Pool. Still, I agree with the Darwin award thing; he did try.
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He's with the highest score from this year. 9.6!!!
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