Humor: Most inopportune time to shift

[Darth Canis]

-While watching a scary werewolf transformation scene in a theater full of people.

-While taking care of some caribou at a zoo

-While interviewing for a zoo position

-When someone asks you what your favorite animal is

[Scott Gardener]

- While giving a lecture on why wolves have been misjudged throughout history

- While driving or operating heavy machinery

- While doing complex graphic editing with Photoshop, and accurate color rendering is very important

- While infiltrating a top secret government organization dedicated to protecting the public from the paranormal

[CrewWolf]

While you're getting probed you-know-where by aliens. It'd be highly embarrassing.

[vrikasatma]

While whipping up a batch of brownies.

While massaging your horse.

While riding a dressage test on your horse.

While picking up your cat.

While in the shower, rinsing out your henna.

(Can you tell what the events of my day have been? )

[Morkulv]

'-_-

[Kirk Hammett]

- While driving a school bus.

- While riding a horse, as well as massaging haha

- While trying to finish a stupid Uni assignment. Because you'll never get it done with those paws.

[Apokryltaros]

- While driving a school bus.

- While riding a horse, as well as massaging haha

- While trying to finish a stupid Uni assignment. Because you'll never get it done with those paws.

A) "The weres on the bus go 'round and 'round"?
B) I would think that changing into a werewolf while working on an assignment would fill one with the irresistable urge to eat one's own homework...

[Scott Gardener]

- While bathing a cat--a precarious situation already...

- Right after trying to explain what's wrong with the werewolves in Underworld, and trying to describe what werewolves should look like; specifically, right after the other person says, "can you give me an example? Maybe draw something?"

- While sneaking past an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend, trying not to be noticed

- While trying on shoes

- While on the phone with the fire department (I've got nine smoke detectors going off, and I... awrooohhh!!!)

- Right after someone asks what you meant by your being "aware"

[Lyco]

-While discussing with a group of therians how p-shifting is simply impossable. ("Listen everyone... it doen't matter how strongly you bleave in it... people can't just turn into animals whenever they... umm... could you all look away for a second?")

-While trying on some fancy silver jewlery. (Erg... not only did the braclet give me a second degree burn, but it broke in half and now i'm out fifteen hundred dollers)

- During a Mexican standoff (This should complicate things)

[Kirk Hammett]

Hahaha you guys crack me up!

- While trying a bra on or being fitted for one (only us girls know about that stuff...I hope)

- While trying tight fitted jeans on. RIP...and very cramped tail...

- While cooking.

- While at some vegetarian convention or talk or something, or a protest against meat...and the wolf takes over, and eats the nearest animal. (If the wolf really was a meat craver, I mean I dunno...)

- While a guy is in a swimming race and he's in speedos.

- While a girl is at the beach sunbathing in her bikini. The nearest guy thinks she's a tad hairy...and she doesn't notice.

- While in space

[Syzygy]

-In a Freudian analysis

-At an anti-fur-clothing rally

-On an airline toilet

[Scott Gardener]

- Right after a dentist tells you to "open wide"

[Fenrir]

During a hunters convention

[23Jarden]

While in a crowded theater right after Micheal rips off Williams head

While in a phone booth (Tight space and see through glass. Not cool)

While in a vent.

While drinking a Pena Colada.

[Noir-Okami]

*When in the middle of a speech for school
("This speech is how werewolves were the products of peoples' imagination...Aaoooo.")
*When running from the cops (if you broke curfew and were a teenager)
*Changing back at a Halloween party when welcoming everyone in.
*At the local pool.
*In the middle of a Cabela's
*While on live TV
*While on any TV
*Working at a daycare.
*Riding a bike
*Jogging
*Walking on a busy street
*During an interview
*Teaching (in any position)
*When voice acting
*While giving CPR

[RedEye]

You forgot:
At the barbershop.
While you're shaving.
When at the Vet's office to have "Fido" neutered.
When you're trying to impress "that certain someone" (who's allergic to fur)

And:

When trying to do the "Fire Walk" thing at a "Company Seminar" <Owww-ooh>

[Wselfwulf]

-When asked what flavour ice-cream you would like

-when asked to spell 'lycanthropy' in the later round of a spelling bee

-when singled out in the middle of a statistics lecture to apply factor analysis to a given set of data

-when defending your radical philosophical position to an academic superior

-diffusing a motion-sensitive mine

-trying to sell the latest space age vacuum cleaner as a door-to-door salesman

-Amidst a self-help 'get your life back on track 7 steps to success' seminar

-In the library

- Right after the shrink says 'no, this is good. I think we are making progress'

-christmas, when all the kiddies are opening their presents with joy

-On the phone to your stockbroker telling him how to handle your shares after the crash

[Noir-Okami]

This is one my brother told me:
**Posing for Playboy

Back to mine:
*At a rodeo
*In the middle of a crowd
*When meeting the president
("Oh, my God! They're trying to kill him!"
"Nooahoooo." Werewolf gets tazed repeatedly.)
*In front of non-werewolf family.
*When trying to hide from a werewolf hunter.

[W'rkncacnter]

-While stage diving at a rock concert.

-While gargling your mouthwash.

-While sneezing.

-In response to being asked 'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help ye (deity)?' at a trial.

I've got a few others, but they're gross, so I'll leave 'em out.

[Noir-Okami]

*Writing an English paper
...no. Wait...
*Writing any paper
*Taking a quiz
*Taking a test
*Painting ("This piece looks beautiful... But why is one of the strokes a paw mark?" "...About that...")
*While doing the Monty Python's inquisition sketch
*Attempting to get a job.
*Working at a resturant. (Were-as-human: "So that's two steaks, one rare and
*Giving a lecture
*While at a political forum, running for office
*In the middle of class
*Washing dishes Edits are in blue...
*Being with someone who's teratophobic (fear of monsters, deformed people, or having a deformed child)
*Running down the street (someone will think you're chasing cars)
*Riding on a motorcycle
*Driving a motorcycle
*Eating chocolate (would that kill a werewolf, like how a dog can't have chocolate?)
Edit:
*At an all-vegetarian meeting
*At a wolf-hunting meeting
*At a bar
*On a roller coaster
*Giving a speech at any formal event
*Walking through the woods during any hunting season
*Sleeping with a teddy bear in hand (Teddy'd get ripped up)
*Singing ("Looking back on..." Starts crooning off key but still singing. Eventually gets to the point of just howling and whining.
*Cramming for a test
*Hitting on someone
*Doing your homework
*Being at a competition (of any form) and having to compete
*Playing Dance Dance Revolution at an arcade
*In a theater watching any of the Saw movies (it's aready gorno in classification; that'd really scare the audience)
*Near an animal control van
*Reading a novel for English class that you've put of until the very last night and you have a book report the next day
Edit:
*Sketching for art class
*Doing detective work.
*At a hospital as a patient
*At a hospital as a visitor
*Holding a party that's so loud, they've called the cops
*At a vet's office
*In front of Sarah Palin
*At a party
*At the Prom
*Shaving (either gender; "Now I have to start over when I turn back...")
*Passing out candy to little kids on Halloween