(Male... )
Male...
(Wow... that was... pretty boring huh?)
Yeah... kinda... wow, the guys are outnumbering the girls...
(No... i don't see any numbers on the girls.
)
Oy... you have developed the crazy/stupid joke gene apparently...
(I've mutated then?)
Shut up!
(Make me... oh great, another forum where we fight like wolves and so-called-though-i-doubt-actually-are, dragons...)
Bite me...
(No thanks... i don't eat chicken...)
OH!
(Come and get me slow poke...)
(*Boys! To your corners... now!*)
(Aww, come on Cindy... it's just a little fun...What can it hurt?)
(*Mmm-hmm... and what happens when your children see you and the human fighting?*)
(Uh... i uh... oh, crap...)
(*Mmmm... so you realized that huh? Back to the back, mister... you're doing dishes the old fashioned way tonight.*)
(Aww man! Thanks for getting me into trouble again, jerk.)
Sorry... not my fault you insisted on putting Cindy in my head with you...
(Eh... green apple or red grapefruit soap, dear?)
(*Apple please... the grapefruit makes my nose funny*)
(Okay... {trudges off to the sink} and sorry about calling you a jerk... i always liked to pick fights...)
I noticed...
No what you have are bullets in the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing. Because if I am, you'll all be before you've reloaded.
V, from V for Vendetta.
What a strange creature is man, that he cages himself so willingly?
-Athena from Appleseed (2004)