Who is your inner shapeshifter?

Silver Bengal Tiger · Post by **Silver Bengal Tiger** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:57 pm

I'm a werecat!! yay[/img]

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:06 am

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 5862764376

the Prankster

(47% dark, 39% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT

Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

Vilkacis · Post by **Vilkacis** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:26 am

the Prankster
(39% dark, 39% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)

-- Vilkacis

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:42 pm

http://www.jobpredictor.com/

Heres some I got. The stars are to block out my last name, with the first letter present, yet when I filled it out I used my real name.

Stephanie, Your ideal job is a Street Sweeper.
Stephanie E****, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy.
Outwarddoodles, Your ideal job is a Big Game Hunter.
doodles, Your ideal job is a President. (Please no!)
Steph, Your ideal job is a Topless Model.
Steph E****, Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector.

E****, Your ideal job is a Anything where you can kiss a**.

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:58 pm

My Ideal Insurance Claim:
Stephanie E****, Your ideal insurance claim is;
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car

Pet Predictor:
Outwarddoodles, Your ideal pet is a Camel.
Outward Doodles, Your ideal pet is a Deer.
Steph E****, Your ideal pet is a Cat.

*Sigh* those are all second choices of mine but I think we all know my ideal pet....

Ideal Excuse:
Steph, Your ideal excuse today is;
I'm going to sleep. (Darn right it is!)
Outwarddoodles, Your ideal excuse today is
My cat has a rash all over, and the vet closes early today. (that is something you can expect from me!)
Outward Doodles, Your ideal excuse today is
I got my fingers stuck together with Krazy Glue.

So, that was fun!

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:13 pm

the Idiot Savant

(30% dark, 60% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY s***'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

vrikasatma · Post by **vrikasatma** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:19 pm

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:03 pm

He was my favourite of the Endless — he was quiet but nobody messed with him!

What is that from I read one of those things and I can't remember what it's called. It had death in it and some other people.

vrikasatma · Post by **vrikasatma** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:08 pm

Heh. Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman!"

It's a classic.

I took the fantasy/sci-fi character quiz and got Lord Voldemort. H'mm.
The question about the bribe...eh, I thought about that one, they didn't give enough choices. I answered "Take the bribe" but what I was thinking was, "Take the bribe, and draw my own conclusions in the case anyway. Anyone who does s*** like try to bribe jurors deserves to get screwed."

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:18 pm

Heh. Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman!" It's a classic.

That's it and Death is a perky goth girl. (never thought i'd put perky and goth in the same sentence) and she has a wierd sister with two different colored eyes and the really cool dream guy with black eyes he was my favorite

vrikasatma · Post by **vrikasatma** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:29 pm

Fenrir wrote:
Heh. Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman!" It's a classic.
That's it and Death is a perky goth girl. (never thought i'd put perky and goth in the same sentence) and she has a wierd sister with two different colored eyes and the really cool dream guy with black eyes he was my favorite

Delirium. That character was inspired by Tori Amos, btw. Neil's a big fan of hers

As I understand it, Death was inspired by a real person, too. Neil was writing the base story and went to a coffee shop with a friend, they were waited on by this chipper, sweet gothed-out girl — including the ankh necklace — and Neil thought, "That's Death. I'd love it if I died and met Death and she was a lovely person."

Think about it: Death has nothing to worry about. Worry chips away at your soul and makes you sour.

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:06 pm

I don't like Channel One very much but I decieded to go check out their tests and quizzes just for fun.

http://channelone.com/school/2004/05/20/genius_goof/

Your score 15 of 15

Genius

Great job. You know your grammar rules backwards and forwards. So what's next: Big cash prizes on "Jeopardy!" or writing the great American novel? Decisions, decisions.
Lol!

http://channelone.com/school/2003/09/23/addicted/

Virtually Flawless

Bridging the technical divide, you know how to click with computers and people. We wouldn't be surprised if you were the one who's always showing your folks and friends how to use their computers to do cool, new stuff and make new friends of your own

Me luffs the internet life.

The second test of english, testing what words are real and what arn't.
http://channelone.com/school/2005/02/24/genius2/

Genius or Goof? II

Your score 11 of 12

NarnianWolfen · Post by **NarnianWolfen** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:56 pm

Okay, first batch of quizzes! In order.

Werewolf.
Bear or Zebra/Mountain Goat or Porcupine (None felt accurate at all to me..)
Werewolf
Wolf Therian
Frostpaw Werewolf
Shapeshifter Werewolf
Natural werewolf
Good Two-Shoes wolf
Qui-Gon Jinn
Poseidon

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:37 pm

Whats the different between a werewolf and a shapeshifter werewolf

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:14 am

Shadow Wulf wrote:Whats the different between a werewolf and a shapeshifter werewolf

Huh? A werewolf IS a shapeshifter.

Its like you're asking.. Whats the difference between a car and an automobile? Both are the same thing.

Teh_DarkJokerWolf · Post by **Teh_DarkJokerWolf** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:17 am

WereWolf here

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:23 am

SabreWereWolfQueen_84 wrote:WereWolf here

Oh.. you're a werewolf?

You know what this means?

MUWA HA HA!!!

Teh_DarkJokerWolf · Post by **Teh_DarkJokerWolf** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:58 am

Figarou wrote:
SabreWereWolfQueen_84 wrote:WereWolf here

Oh.. you're a werewolf?

You know what this means?

MUWA HA HA!!!

how about this Figarou

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:00 am

SabreWereWolfQueen_84 wrote:
Figarou wrote:
SabreWereWolfQueen_84 wrote:WereWolf here

Oh.. you're a werewolf?

You know what this means?

MUWA HA HA!!!

how about this Figarou

or this

Teh_DarkJokerWolf · Post by **Teh_DarkJokerWolf** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:06 am

Figarou wrote:
SabreWereWolfQueen_84 wrote:
Figarou wrote:
SabreWereWolfQueen_84 wrote:WereWolf here

Oh.. you're a werewolf?

You know what this means?

MUWA HA HA!!!

how about this Figarou

or this

Yeah

Vilkacis · Post by **Vilkacis** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:45 pm

What's My Pirate Name?

Your pirate name is:
Black Davy Rackham

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

-- Vilkacis

Akela · Post by **Akela** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:51 pm

A little late for that, talk like a pirate day ended 50 minutes ago here. I be Bloody Davy Flint ARRRRR!

PariahPoet · Post by **PariahPoet** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:00 am

I don't need anyone else to tell me I'm a werecat. *grin*

Vilkacis · Post by **Vilkacis** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:03 am

Akela wrote:A little late for that, talk like a pirate day ended 50 minutes ago here. I be Bloody Davy Flint ARRRRR!

By my watch, we've still got 2 hours to go ^_^

-- Vilkacis

Set · Post by **Set** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:59 pm

My pirate name is:
Iron Anne Vane

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 9760878591

Halberd
You preferred a weapon with 36% power over speed and 43% range over melee.

You use a Halberd.

Possibly the most versatile polearm ever made, the Halberd is an elegant mix of spear and staff, remaining relatively light while having an effective cutting edge and stabbing point. Your enemies will never get near you; your personal space will be as unreachable as a faraway land

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 3576750506

Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!

http://quizilla.com/users/Knockturn/qui ... e%20As%3F/

Your EAGLE DAEMON represents an unlikely combination of fierce pride and remarkable wisdom. Though widely admired, you can be very distant at times, and like to stay out of people's personal lives.

http://quizilla.com/users/solemnpurity/ ... %20you%3F/

http://quizilla.com/users/ysabet/quizze ... %20you%3F/

YOU..... are a *TRICKSTER.* You would be welcome in any company of kitsune, and Raven Woman, Loki and Coyotl are your ancestors. Kaitou, comedien and thief, morality is not something that's particularly high on your personal agenda (though you DO have your standards-- damned high ones, too). You know your worth (pricy) and you make sure the world pays you every fat gold coin of it-- it's the least it can do.....