Silverfang wrote:
What about the whipped cream?
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That reminds me of a little joke...
Heheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehe *gasp* Heheheheheheh...
But, seriously...
What
I want out of this film are werewolves who are, to me, impressive-looking. And I'm sorry if I sound like some self-centered, archaic schmuck, but, werewolves who are less than six feet tall fail to impress me.
I'm not asking for too much, I mean, I'm not asking for Rita Repulsa to yodel out, "MAGIC WAND, MAKE MY WEREWOLF GROW!!!", then throw down her wand to transform the hapless actor into a ten-story wolfman to demolish Tokyo. I just want a werewolf that, if I wanted to make eye-contact with, I would have to crane my neck up.
I am very, terribly sorry, but, it's one of my fatal flaws in that I don't like the idea of werewolves obeying the law of conservation of mass. I confess, I refuse to wrap my head around that idea because I think it would create a werewolf that I would not find aesthetically pleasing, and more importantly, I think it would interfere with my enjoyment of the scene(s) were the character changes from human to beast.
I'll confess about that, too.
To me, the favorite part of
any werewolf movie/show/-themed episode I have ever ever watched is the scene where the character changes from human to werewolf. Yes, I'm selfish and fickle when it comes to this, but, if I don't like the way that that scene is portrayed, then I think it's crap, and if they omit this scene, I feel horribly betrayed, much in the same way anyone would feel horribly betrayed if they found out that they were swindled out of a ten million dollar inheritance. That's why I think "Dog Soldiers" is an abominable piece of crap. They not only didn't show the people turning into werewolves, they tried to make a pisscrappot excuse, in other words, they added salt to my wounds.
I will have to make another confession, in that, while it's true that the movie "Wolf" had no transformation scene, I liked it, if only because Jack Nicholson's competent acting saved the movie. Had they decided to subject him to what they did to poor David Naughton, I would have gone out and have Mr Nicholson's baby.
In closing, what I'm trying to ask for with my long-winded diatribe is a werewolf, or a pack of werewolves that are aesthetically pleasing (as well as anatomically correct), to me, at least, and a transformation scene that will blow me away.
And competent actors.
That's not too much to ask for, is it?
(I would peddle the novels I'm working on, but, I don't want to come off as an aggressive boor)