yo mama fight

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:17 pm

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:23 pm

Hey you better not be talking bout my momma shodow wulf

because

Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back"

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:23 pm

yo mamma is so fat she sweats crisko

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:31 pm

Figarou has so many posts that when he tried to acces the internet it said full.

Sorry I got tired of your mamma jokes

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:35 pm

oh yeah fenrir
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:37 pm

and Figarou post so much that they have to make him pay taxes just to keep the forum up

lol I know it was lame....

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:39 pm

yo momma is so stinky skunks think shes nasty

i know that one sucked

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:41 pm

figarou posts so much that he proved infinity

NarnianWolfen · Post by **NarnianWolfen** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:06 pm

Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a lawnboy!

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:14 am

Anubis wrote:figarou posts so much that he proved infinity

Shadow Wulf wrote:and Figarou post so much that they have to make him pay taxes just to keep the forum up

lol I know it was lame....

Fenrir wrote:Figarou has so many posts that when he tried to acces the internet it said full.

Sorry I got tired of your mamma jokes

From yo mama jokes to make fun of Figarou?

Oh, how very nice of you guys.

2 can play that game.

*goes to Shadow Wulf's, Fenrir's, and Anubis' forum account and deletes it*

MUWA HA HA HA!!

Darum · Post by **Darum** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:52 am

figarou has so many posts, that when i read the post count, it added weight to my monitor and broke my desk!

my closet has so much garbage in it, that when you crawl inside of it to get something there's a chance you will never return.... no, seriously... one of my friends went in four weeks ago and hasn't come out yet...

Merrypaws · Post by **Merrypaws** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:11 am

Yo mama is so po...s***, she can't even afford them last 2 letters!

Yo mama so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.

Yo mama so ugly that when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo mama so ugly her Shrink makes her lie face down on the couch.

Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

Yo mama so old that when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found her fishing on the other side!

Yo mama has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on the bath water.

NarnianWolfen · Post by **NarnianWolfen** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:13 pm

Yo momma so ugly she could make a warthog flinch.
Yo momma so dirty she got declared a health hazard.
Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo momma so fat when she falls down she registers 9 on the Richter Scale.
Yo momma so fat her hoveround is a fork lift.

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:29 pm

*I can see it now....waterboy comes up in front of everyone*
Waterboy: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MAMA!!! RRRAAAAAGGH!! *POW*

something is wrong with his amlidugla ambligada (however thats spelled)

Merrypaws · Post by **Merrypaws** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:02 am

Oooh, let's see if we can make his head explode!

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so big she jumped in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo mama so ugly her nickname is "DAMN"!

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:09 am

Merrypaws wrote: Oooh, let's see if we can make his head explode!

I think this will!!

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her
mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

NarnianWolfen · Post by **NarnianWolfen** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:30 am

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:39 am

What was your intention Fig? To make sure that none of us could post any new ones?

Too bad -- you missed a few!

Your mamma so dumb she flunked recess.

Your mamma so dumb she flunked the urine test.

Your mamma so dumb she brought T.P. to a craps game.

Your mamma so small that she can hanglide on a burrito.

Your mamma so skinny that when she swallowed a marble people asked "when's the baby due?"

Your mamma so bald that you can see what's on her mind.

Your mamma so bald that she puts on a turtleneck and looks like a busted condom.

Your mamma so old she had a vibrator with a hand crank on it.

Your mamma so old she shows you pictures of Sun Tsu's clay army and points out her old boyfriends.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:45 am

yo momma is so fat peole started worshiping her when they found that the cottage cheese on her [spoiler]a**[/spoiler] looks like the virgin mary.

SnowWalker · Post by **SnowWalker** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:21 pm

I got tired of reading through Fig's thread, so here's one I'm guessing might be there but I doubt it is --

yo momma so poor I asked her where the bathroom was and she said "two cardboard boxes to the left"

yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I was wearing I said "guess" she said "levi's?"

~Snowy

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:43 pm

Terastas wrote:What was your intention Fig? To make sure that none of us could post any new ones?

Heh...sorta kinda.

Terastas wrote:
Too bad -- you missed a few!

I did? Awww shucks.

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama twice the man you are.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:54 pm

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

HA! i got that one first!!!

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:04 pm

Anubis wrote:
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
HA! i got that one first!!!

Well congrats.

I'll have a Crisco representative over to your house right away.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:07 pm

nails figarou with a crisco covered ducky

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:27 pm

Your mama so fat, before God said "Let there be light," he said "Yo b****! Get out of the way so there can be light!"

Your mama got a nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers.

Your mama so cross-eyed she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels.

Your mama so ugly Stevie Wonder flinched.

Your mama such a nag she made Andre Lenoge leave empty-handed.

Your mama dresses you so funny even a blind gay circus clown wouldn't approve.