C.
You've just been selected to be a roommate on season two of Drawn Together (assuming the original eight roommates either moved out or killed each other). What's the first thing you do?
1) Get to know the other roommates.
2) Piss and moan about the conditions.
3) Confiscate the living room.
4) Sing a song.
5) Crap in a cantelope.
What do you do?
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4 ( I love that show!)
(Long one)
You have always entered in the lottery. You always choose the same numbers for years and years and yet you seem to never win. One day, you go to the store in a rush to get home to watch the game. Just when you grab your stuff and ring it up, the store clerk ask you if you want to buy another lottery ticket. You see that the money is up 20 million bucks but you know that you'll never win so that one day, you decided not to buy one. You go home to watch the game and when its over, its time for the lottery. And to your suprize the same exact numbers that you ALWAYS picked come up. If you have bought a ticket, you would have won the money. You:
A) Get mad.
B) Get Sad
C) Call up the station and show them years and YEARS of your lottery tickets with the same number and beg them for the money.
D) Take you pistol from under your chair and shot yourself in the mouth.
(Long one)
You have always entered in the lottery. You always choose the same numbers for years and years and yet you seem to never win. One day, you go to the store in a rush to get home to watch the game. Just when you grab your stuff and ring it up, the store clerk ask you if you want to buy another lottery ticket. You see that the money is up 20 million bucks but you know that you'll never win so that one day, you decided not to buy one. You go home to watch the game and when its over, its time for the lottery. And to your suprize the same exact numbers that you ALWAYS picked come up. If you have bought a ticket, you would have won the money. You:
A) Get mad.
B) Get Sad
C) Call up the station and show them years and YEARS of your lottery tickets with the same number and beg them for the money.
D) Take you pistol from under your chair and shot yourself in the mouth.
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C
It's your Senior year of high school and the big school dance is next week. Your best friend won't tell you who she/he's going to the dance with, but you glimpse her/him alone, holding hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend! You'd just had a fight with your bf/gf, but you still cared deeply for them and had been all for going together to the dance and heal the small rift between each other. You:
A) Shrug it off. Maybe they'll be happy together.
B) Cry.
C) Catch your ex-best-friend alone in a dark alley.
D) Change schools.
E) Speak to your bf/gf, they wouldn't do this to you would they?
NOT based on a true story, thankfully. ^^
It's your Senior year of high school and the big school dance is next week. Your best friend won't tell you who she/he's going to the dance with, but you glimpse her/him alone, holding hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend! You'd just had a fight with your bf/gf, but you still cared deeply for them and had been all for going together to the dance and heal the small rift between each other. You:
A) Shrug it off. Maybe they'll be happy together.
B) Cry.
C) Catch your ex-best-friend alone in a dark alley.
D) Change schools.
E) Speak to your bf/gf, they wouldn't do this to you would they?
NOT based on a true story, thankfully. ^^
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C
(This just happened to me today.)
You and some family members go to an restaurant for lunch. You go to a place you ALWAYS go to and expect the nice service that you always get from that place. But instead, you have to wait for your table for 10mins, Wait at your table for 30 mins, you get your drinks late, the waitress spills a drink on you (Yes! She spilled my drink on me!) and the food is over cooked! And to make it worse, the new waitress who is serving you get mad at YOU for being mad! You:
A) Demand to see that mangier.
B) Call up the mangier and demand him to fire this woman!
C) Just shrug it off and hope next time will be better.
D) Refuse to pay for such crappy service
[spoiler]
We told the mangier and he paid for our meal. He got mad at the waitress and apologized because she is new. He also promised free drinks the next time we come here. I feel kinda bad. I hope we didn't make a fuss.[/spoiler]
(This just happened to me today.)
You and some family members go to an restaurant for lunch. You go to a place you ALWAYS go to and expect the nice service that you always get from that place. But instead, you have to wait for your table for 10mins, Wait at your table for 30 mins, you get your drinks late, the waitress spills a drink on you (Yes! She spilled my drink on me!) and the food is over cooked! And to make it worse, the new waitress who is serving you get mad at YOU for being mad! You:
A) Demand to see that mangier.
B) Call up the mangier and demand him to fire this woman!
C) Just shrug it off and hope next time will be better.
D) Refuse to pay for such crappy service
[spoiler]
We told the mangier and he paid for our meal. He got mad at the waitress and apologized because she is new. He also promised free drinks the next time we come here. I feel kinda bad. I hope we didn't make a fuss.[/spoiler]
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A.
This is also based on a true story.
You're going out to pick up a few groceries for your dorm fridge when somebody stops you in the hall, gives you twenty bucks and asks you to pick up a case of beer which you know will cost $22.50.
A) Give him back his twenty, and the finger.
B) Buy his beer for him and pay the difference.
C) Take the twenty, then give it back to him instead of the beer when you get back.
D) Take the twenty, then when you get back, tell him the cops confiscated his beer.
This is also based on a true story.
You're going out to pick up a few groceries for your dorm fridge when somebody stops you in the hall, gives you twenty bucks and asks you to pick up a case of beer which you know will cost $22.50.
A) Give him back his twenty, and the finger.
B) Buy his beer for him and pay the difference.
C) Take the twenty, then give it back to him instead of the beer when you get back.
D) Take the twenty, then when you get back, tell him the cops confiscated his beer.
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(Hmm... Seems like an appropriate time to jump-start the thread with...)
Somebody answers your question without posting their own, thus bringing the thread to a halt.
A) Ridicule them and wait for them to start a new one.
B) Come back to the thread after a week to see how the rest of the forum handled it.
C) If someone else doesn't start a new one, start your own.
D) Pose this question.
Somebody answers your question without posting their own, thus bringing the thread to a halt.
A) Ridicule them and wait for them to start a new one.
B) Come back to the thread after a week to see how the rest of the forum handled it.
C) If someone else doesn't start a new one, start your own.
D) Pose this question.
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B
After the week, no one has posted!
A) Run in circles.
B) Sigh and post somewhere else.
C) Work up your courage and become the ice breaker.
D) Sue.
After the week, no one has posted!
A) Run in circles.
B) Sigh and post somewhere else.
C) Work up your courage and become the ice breaker.
D) Sue.
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C
SOMEONE has to do it!
you find yourself in the middle of a big city. you are COMPLETELY naked. what do you do?
A) cover yourself and find the nearest telephone boothe to change into superman
B) run to the nearest clothing store and steal a set of clothing
C) seduce someone into an alley and steal their clothing
D) casually walk back home and act like there's nothing odd
E) do the chicken dance!
SOMEONE has to do it!
you find yourself in the middle of a big city. you are COMPLETELY naked. what do you do?
A) cover yourself and find the nearest telephone boothe to change into superman
B) run to the nearest clothing store and steal a set of clothing
C) seduce someone into an alley and steal their clothing
D) casually walk back home and act like there's nothing odd
E) do the chicken dance!
i'm just stating what i know and what i think, if you don't like it, you can leave me alone.
i am the well-read werewolf
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E. That'll attract the cops for sure (who I can hopefully explain my predicament to and ask for a ride home before they arrest me).
Anthony Brownrigg has just announced that the female lead in Freeborn will be played by Jessica Simpson.
A) Rent The Dukes of Hazzard for review before passing judgement.
B) Call Anthony a traitor and gather the Pack members to make your own werewolf movie.
C) Spend the weekend listening to Air Supply.
D) Break into Jessica's estate to rescue the real Anthony Brownrigg before it's too late.
Anthony Brownrigg has just announced that the female lead in Freeborn will be played by Jessica Simpson.
A) Rent The Dukes of Hazzard for review before passing judgement.
B) Call Anthony a traitor and gather the Pack members to make your own werewolf movie.
C) Spend the weekend listening to Air Supply.
D) Break into Jessica's estate to rescue the real Anthony Brownrigg before it's too late.
i'd say D
you die and find yourself at the pearly gates. saint peter (or whoever's supposed to be stationed there, i don't know this!) says you can't go in. what do you do?
A) storm the pearly gates
B) go to hell, beat up satan for control of hell, and make hell the hottest waterpark around!
C) go back to earth and reinact 'ghost dad' to try and get into heaven
D) haunt jessica simpson and watch her in the shower
E) do the chicken dance
you die and find yourself at the pearly gates. saint peter (or whoever's supposed to be stationed there, i don't know this!) says you can't go in. what do you do?
A) storm the pearly gates
B) go to hell, beat up satan for control of hell, and make hell the hottest waterpark around!
C) go back to earth and reinact 'ghost dad' to try and get into heaven
D) haunt jessica simpson and watch her in the shower
E) do the chicken dance
i'm just stating what i know and what i think, if you don't like it, you can leave me alone.
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C.
You're alone at night in an isolated location when a werewolf steps out of the shadows and announces: "I've come for you."
A) Wait and see if he'll explain further.
B) Scream like a little girl and bolt.
C) Put up your dukes and tell him he wants you then to come and get you.
D) Throw a stick off into the distance and yell "Fetch!"
E) Give him a bear-hug and yell "Thank you!"
You're alone at night in an isolated location when a werewolf steps out of the shadows and announces: "I've come for you."
A) Wait and see if he'll explain further.
B) Scream like a little girl and bolt.
C) Put up your dukes and tell him he wants you then to come and get you.
D) Throw a stick off into the distance and yell "Fetch!"
E) Give him a bear-hug and yell "Thank you!"
A
and if he says he's come to eat me i'll wet my pants and run screaming like a little girl.
you find yourself trapped in a videogame with no chance of escaping without beating the game. the game is extremely difficult and it is the scariest thing you've ever played. you don't get any respawns, so if you die ONCE, you are dead PERMINANTLY! what do you do?
A) play through the game and take your chances. hey, you might have fun!
B) you sit in one place and cry. it's hopeless, you're going to die.
C) you remember the cheat codes to get the BEST weapons and infinite life. unfortunately you need to have entered a different name than you have. crap. you have to change your name to 'W3e w1lLi3 W1nK13'
D) shoot yourself instead of changing your name to the one mentioned above.
E) you do the chicken dance
and if he says he's come to eat me i'll wet my pants and run screaming like a little girl.
you find yourself trapped in a videogame with no chance of escaping without beating the game. the game is extremely difficult and it is the scariest thing you've ever played. you don't get any respawns, so if you die ONCE, you are dead PERMINANTLY! what do you do?
A) play through the game and take your chances. hey, you might have fun!
B) you sit in one place and cry. it's hopeless, you're going to die.
C) you remember the cheat codes to get the BEST weapons and infinite life. unfortunately you need to have entered a different name than you have. crap. you have to change your name to 'W3e w1lLi3 W1nK13'
D) shoot yourself instead of changing your name to the one mentioned above.
E) you do the chicken dance
i'm just stating what i know and what i think, if you don't like it, you can leave me alone.
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C. What's in a name?
A werewolf comes up to you and does the chicken dance.
A) Wait and see if he'll explain further.
B) Scream like a little girl and bolt.
C) Put up your dukes and tell him he wants you then to come and get you.
D) Throw a stick off into the distance and yell "Fetch!"
E) Give him a bear-hug and yell "Hello Celtwolf!"
A werewolf comes up to you and does the chicken dance.
A) Wait and see if he'll explain further.
B) Scream like a little girl and bolt.
C) Put up your dukes and tell him he wants you then to come and get you.
D) Throw a stick off into the distance and yell "Fetch!"
E) Give him a bear-hug and yell "Hello Celtwolf!"
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ETerastas wrote:C. What's in a name?
A werewolf comes up to you and does the chicken dance.
A) Wait and see if he'll explain further.
B) Scream like a little girl and bolt.
C) Put up your dukes and tell him he wants you then to come and get you.
D) Throw a stick off into the distance and yell "Fetch!"
E) Give him a bear-hug and yell "Hello Celtwolf!"
Totally out of the blue and randomly, you turn into a Werewolf. What do you do?
A) Freak out and scream
B) Go on a murderous rampage
C) Go "YAY!"
D) Suddenly devolp a phobia of rubber duckies....
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C)*nods* definitly 
Your walking in the woods when you hear an errie howl and then looking in front of you see two eyes staring back at you!!
A)Go and see what it is or was
B)run as fast as you can away from it
C)stand there and act like you heard nothing or saw anything
D)proceed farther into the woods anyways
E)Dance around acting foolish and stupid
Your walking in the woods when you hear an errie howl and then looking in front of you see two eyes staring back at you!!
A)Go and see what it is or was
B)run as fast as you can away from it
C)stand there and act like you heard nothing or saw anything
D)proceed farther into the woods anyways
E)Dance around acting foolish and stupid
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C. Though I'd say it more or less depends on what kind of eyes we're talking about.
A) A wizard comes to you and promises that with his help, you can have power unrivaled. The only problem is that, based on the process he's considering (which actually makes perfect sense once he explains it), you'll need to be turned into a duck.
A) Call him a quack and chase him off.
B) Quack "yes" in morse code.
C) Look around for any hidden cameras.
D) Ask what kind of power you could get for something higher up the food chain.
A) A wizard comes to you and promises that with his help, you can have power unrivaled. The only problem is that, based on the process he's considering (which actually makes perfect sense once he explains it), you'll need to be turned into a duck.
A) Call him a quack and chase him off.
B) Quack "yes" in morse code.
C) Look around for any hidden cameras.
D) Ask what kind of power you could get for something higher up the food chain.
C i guess
you are stuck in a room full of naked grannies. and these are OLD grannies with more wrinkles than you ever thought possable! and, worst of all, they're JUMPING!!! what do you do?
A) close your eyes and calmly find the exit
B) burn your eyes out with a torch and run for the nearest insane asylum
C) kill everyone in the room, including yourself
D) GYAAAAAAARGH! SOMEONE PLEASE GOUGE OUT MY MIND'S EYE!!!
E) do the chicken dance
you are stuck in a room full of naked grannies. and these are OLD grannies with more wrinkles than you ever thought possable! and, worst of all, they're JUMPING!!! what do you do?
A) close your eyes and calmly find the exit
B) burn your eyes out with a torch and run for the nearest insane asylum
C) kill everyone in the room, including yourself
D) GYAAAAAAARGH! SOMEONE PLEASE GOUGE OUT MY MIND'S EYE!!!
E) do the chicken dance
i'm just stating what i know and what i think, if you don't like it, you can leave me alone.
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C. . . You know, for her driver's license or a phone book -- anything I could use to notify the cops and/or next of kin.
You've just tied the knot with that special someone, you're on your honeymoon and your special someone is ready for a fun-filled night. What do you play to set the mood?
A) Live
B) Air Supply
C) Jack Johnson
D) Smashmouth
E) System of a Down
F) Kidz Bop 8
You've just tied the knot with that special someone, you're on your honeymoon and your special someone is ready for a fun-filled night. What do you play to set the mood?
A) Live
B) Air Supply
C) Jack Johnson
D) Smashmouth
E) System of a Down
F) Kidz Bop 8
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A, but only if it's on low volume
You're a fairly new member to a forum that represents the species of your chara's mate, but you barely know how to avoid becoming dinner, seeing as how your chara is not wolfeh, and the chara you signed up with is one you seldom use. You:
A: Make posts in the site like it doesn't matter that you're a bird among wolves, cause you're cool like that.
B: Click your ruby slippers three times and repeat, "There's no place like home.
C: Hunt your chara's mate down and read him the Riot Act for suggesting you join a forum then never answering your posts when you do.
D: Flex your wings, extend your talons and simply say, "Bring it."
E: Swipe someone else's "E" answer and Do the chicken dance.
You're a fairly new member to a forum that represents the species of your chara's mate, but you barely know how to avoid becoming dinner, seeing as how your chara is not wolfeh, and the chara you signed up with is one you seldom use. You:
A: Make posts in the site like it doesn't matter that you're a bird among wolves, cause you're cool like that.
B: Click your ruby slippers three times and repeat, "There's no place like home.
C: Hunt your chara's mate down and read him the Riot Act for suggesting you join a forum then never answering your posts when you do.
D: Flex your wings, extend your talons and simply say, "Bring it."
E: Swipe someone else's "E" answer and Do the chicken dance.
It can't rain all the time
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A.
(based on a true story)
You're in the kitchen cooking dinner and listening to your roommate and his/her significant other laughing, roughousing, talking in various cartoon voices and giving each other raspberry kisses. It's very annoying.
A) Tell them to knock it off.
B) Put headphones on.
C) Sing "Take On Me" by A-ha at the top of your lungs.
D) Sing "Tempted" by Squezze. . . As Fat Albert.
(based on a true story)
You're in the kitchen cooking dinner and listening to your roommate and his/her significant other laughing, roughousing, talking in various cartoon voices and giving each other raspberry kisses. It's very annoying.
A) Tell them to knock it off.
B) Put headphones on.
C) Sing "Take On Me" by A-ha at the top of your lungs.
D) Sing "Tempted" by Squezze. . . As Fat Albert.