Uh... crap. I can write fiction, press releases, and music. Don't ever ask me to write an advertisement. So... here goes:
Pardice Net (bla bla supportive text) lets you:
-get free (or listen now/buy later) music linked with the artist's permission
-look at galleries, and submit art (once I install a gallery - at this time I can set something up in the downloads area of my site - grr)
-read fiction (submitted by me, or by other users of the site)
-Buy my CD, An Open Mind (through one of several online vendors - including Amazon.com)
-uhh, and go postal all over my forum.
-and last but not least, submit links to your(s) or your favorite websites in the weblinks area. If there isn't a category for it, that can be fixed.
All this and more(?) at Paradice Net