I'm not dead.
- Terastas
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I'm not dead.
The good news is that on the 27th of December, my brother and I moved out of our apartment in Bridgewater and back to our mother's place on the North Shore. I am no longer being forced to pay his share of the rent (or mine for that matter either).
The even better news is that my brother finally has his plane ticket, which means I now know exactly how much of his crap I will have to put up with before he disappears to Las Vegas for at least the full duration of 2006. On January 17th, I plan to be pissed as a parrot!
The bad news, however, is that the wireless connection here on the North Shore absolutely sucks. Apparently it only works really late at night as is the case right now while I'm writing this, and since I got back I've only been able to get it to work in the daytime once or twice, and even then for short durations of time.
So anyway, nobody panic. Hopefully I'll be able to work something else out like I always do, but until then, have fun without me.
The even better news is that my brother finally has his plane ticket, which means I now know exactly how much of his crap I will have to put up with before he disappears to Las Vegas for at least the full duration of 2006. On January 17th, I plan to be pissed as a parrot!
The bad news, however, is that the wireless connection here on the North Shore absolutely sucks. Apparently it only works really late at night as is the case right now while I'm writing this, and since I got back I've only been able to get it to work in the daytime once or twice, and even then for short durations of time.
So anyway, nobody panic. Hopefully I'll be able to work something else out like I always do, but until then, have fun without me.
- Ronkonkoma
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this almost could be made into a scene for a werewolf version of monty python & the holy grail:
dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[Figarou puts a body on the cart]
Figarou: Here's one.
Collector: That'll be ninepence.
Terastas: I'm not dead.
Collector: What?
Figarou: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
Terastas: I'm not dead.
Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Figarou: Yes he is.
Terastas: I'm not.
Collector: He isn't.
Figarou: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Terastas: I'm getting better.
Figarou: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Terastas: I don't want to go on the cart.
Figarou: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Collector: I can't take him.
Terastas: I feel fine!.
.......
Glad everything is going alright Terastas
dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[Figarou puts a body on the cart]
Figarou: Here's one.
Collector: That'll be ninepence.
Terastas: I'm not dead.
Collector: What?
Figarou: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
Terastas: I'm not dead.
Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Figarou: Yes he is.
Terastas: I'm not.
Collector: He isn't.
Figarou: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Terastas: I'm getting better.
Figarou: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Terastas: I don't want to go on the cart.
Figarou: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Collector: I can't take him.
Terastas: I feel fine!.
.......
Glad everything is going alright Terastas
- Silverfang
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*Next Thursday comes*
Figarou: Got another one
Terastas: Uh.......
Collector: what happened? isn't that the same wolf?
Figarou: No it isn't.....
Collector: Hmm...
Terastas: Uhh.... Wha? where am i?
Figarou: Shuddup! *throws a duckie at Terastas
Terastas: Ow!
Collector: *turns and leaves* Nutcases....
*Figarou and Terastas engage in the duckiefight to end all duckiefights*
THE END....or is it?
Figarou: Got another one
Terastas: Uh.......
Collector: what happened? isn't that the same wolf?
Figarou: No it isn't.....
Collector: Hmm...
Terastas: Uhh.... Wha? where am i?
Figarou: Shuddup! *throws a duckie at Terastas
Terastas: Ow!
Collector: *turns and leaves* Nutcases....
*Figarou and Terastas engage in the duckiefight to end all duckiefights*
THE END....or is it?
*When you're down... howl*
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- Terastas
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So would I. I did the math: between rent and utilities, he cost me roughly $5900.00 in 2005. . .Lupin wrote:Personally I'd take not having to pay rent over a bad connection. Glad to see you're back.
Though I'd gladly have payed twice as much just to have him gone from my life for good. I doubt I'll be going back to college (my mother asked how much money I had in the bank before New Year's Day), but at least I'm not getting screwed royally anymore.