Humor: Most inopportune time to shift
Humor: Most inopportune time to shift
This is meant to be funny and can be a little crude but not blasphemous.
It also takes into account if a werewolf was to shift at random. In other words he/she had no prior knowledge when or where he/she was going to shift.
So...when would be the worst time a shift could occur?
Maybe while sitting on a toilet?
This is for fun and I hope that everyone will get a chuckle and participate...
It also takes into account if a werewolf was to shift at random. In other words he/she had no prior knowledge when or where he/she was going to shift.
So...when would be the worst time a shift could occur?
Maybe while sitting on a toilet?
This is for fun and I hope that everyone will get a chuckle and participate...
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I like all of these so far.
Although there is something primal and arousing about shifting during coitus. I don't know...
Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where they werew making fun of British porn
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Although there is something primal and arousing about shifting during coitus. I don't know...
Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where they werew making fun of British porn
"Almost......Almost......Almost.....There we are"
"Good show!"
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In the freezer aisle at the grocery store.
In the produce section of the grocery store! (Oh! A wolf eating broccoli! The shame of it!)
In the emergency room.
Playing the cello in a string quartet.
While tempering chocolate.
In line for Santa at the mall.
On the doorstep when you go to pick up your prom date.
On a date, right after you break the ice and click with whoever you're with.
In the produce section of the grocery store! (Oh! A wolf eating broccoli! The shame of it!)
In the emergency room.
Playing the cello in a string quartet.
While tempering chocolate.
In line for Santa at the mall.
On the doorstep when you go to pick up your prom date.
On a date, right after you break the ice and click with whoever you're with.
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- Getting a rectal exam while at the doctor's.
- Sweating to the oldies while watching a Richard Simmons tape.
- A ballerina wearing a tutu during a recital.
- While you're in a conga line.
- Sweating to the oldies while watching a Richard Simmons tape.
- A ballerina wearing a tutu during a recital.
- While you're in a conga line.
Would this be considered doing it doggy...um...err I mean wolfy style?Herpscott wrote:I like all of these so far.
Although there is something primal and arousing about shifting during coitus. I don't know...
Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where they werew making fun of British porn
"Almost......Almost......Almost.....There we are"
"Good show!"
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vrikasatma wrote:Eeegh. That's an inopportune thing to have happen, whatever the circumstances...Alpha wrote:- Getting a rectal exam while at the doctor's.
What if it was the doctor who was shifting? OUCH!!! I can't imagine it feeling too good with that finger going in while there's a long claw on it.
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-At the lunch table with you closest group of friends
-In the middle of a swim meet
-During a performance of CATS
-In the middle of the Eukanuba/AKC dog show, with you and your dog in the show ring.
-Giving a performance of any classical music piece, playing or singing
-At the lunch table with you closest group of friends
-In the middle of a swim meet
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While wearing a fursuit! Actually that would be really funny!
While interviewing for a babysitting job.
While kissing a mundane.
While preaching!
During your final exam.
In a pet store.
While writing your name on a grain of rice.
At Chuck E. Cheese.
While wearing a fursuit! Actually that would be really funny!
While interviewing for a babysitting job.
While kissing a mundane.
While preaching!
During your final exam.
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- While "making use" of a blow-up doll.
- At a black-tie only event.
- At a wedding
- At a swimsuit competition (okay, enough with the ripping clothes jokes).
- While on any reality show (especially Project Runway).
- While skiing and/or snowboarding on the black diamond trail.
- At any Olympic sport other than the long jump.
- At midnight while typing out that report that's due tomorrow morning.
- At the barber and/or hair salon.
- On a crowded elevator.
- While getting photographed for your driver's license.
- While listening to a violin concerto.
- While trying to give driving directions on the phone (take a left onto Main Street and *snort-snarl-grrr*)
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- While "making use" of a blow-up doll.
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You've managed to cover all the bases, so I'll need to be a bit more innovative...
1. While auditioning for the lead role in an upcoming high-budget vampire movie
2. While giving a presentation to the scientific community why the rumors are fake and shapeshifting is NOT possible
3. While councilling your friend with a phobia of large canines
4. While trying to sneak out of a meeting or class, hoping not to draw any attention to yourself
5. After waiting on hold for thirty minutes and finally reaching the credit card company to ask about an unexpected charge
6. Immediately after saying, "I'm being completely honest with you. I swear, I don't have any other secrets."
1. While auditioning for the lead role in an upcoming high-budget vampire movie
2. While giving a presentation to the scientific community why the rumors are fake and shapeshifting is NOT possible
3. While councilling your friend with a phobia of large canines
4. While trying to sneak out of a meeting or class, hoping not to draw any attention to yourself
5. After waiting on hold for thirty minutes and finally reaching the credit card company to ask about an unexpected charge
6. Immediately after saying, "I'm being completely honest with you. I swear, I don't have any other secrets."
Taking a Gestalt approach, since it's the "in" thing...
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