Humor: Most inopportune time to shift

Apokryltaros · Post by **Apokryltaros** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:49 pm

Silverclaw wrote:Honeymoon

"I had to divorce him... Every time I kissed him on the neck, I'd get a hairball."

Timber-WoIf · Post by **Timber-WoIf** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:21 pm

while visiting the Pope

Apokryltaros · Post by **Apokryltaros** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:53 pm

Timber-WoIf wrote:while visiting the Pope

You got a hicky when you visited the Pope?

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:59 pm

Timber-WoIf wrote:while visiting the Pope

ssh... the secret of the Catholic Church is that the Pope is a werewolf.

Apokryltaros · Post by **Apokryltaros** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:12 pm

Lupin wrote:
Timber-WoIf wrote:while visiting the Pope

ssh... the secret of the Catholic Church is that the Pope is a werewolf.

He was infected by the Pope?
Wow.
That's a secret that will make the Da Vinci Code look like oatmeal.

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:14 pm

Apokryltaros wrote: He was infected by the Pope?
Wow.
That's a secret that will make the Da Vinci Code look like oatmeal.

The food, or the town?

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:24 pm

Bungee Jumping
Wolf hunting with others
While going to the bathroom
While playing pro sports with a huge crowd

Lyco · Post by **Lyco** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:13 pm

- During a circus proformance, while juggling chainsaws. (That regeneration will sure come in handy.)

- While getting open heart surgery.

- During a staring contest. (If you can manage keep your eyes open during the transformation, chances are you'll win.)

- While trying on an expesive outfit in a department store changing room. (That's going to be hard to explain to costomer service.)

- In a movie theater. During a long, profound silence that occors when the plot suddenly twists or the main charecter says something dramatic.

Kirk Hammett · Post by **Kirk Hammett** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:14 pm

While onstage. Cant really play guitar with paws.

While on your first date at the back of the cinema.

At Uni or college while in a boring lecture. Or during a lab.

While in the shower or the bath and the drain gets clogged by wet fur.

While birdwatching.

While doing veterinary surgery, or surgery on humans too.

While working as a psychologist for someone with delusional issues.

bloodwolf_345 · Post by **bloodwolf_345** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:35 pm

vrikasatma wrote:Swim meet? Nah, that wouldn't be inopprotune, you might actually win!

What about the smell of Wet Dog. That reeks to high heaven.

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:38 pm

- While acting in a movie (saves money on special-effects though).

PariahPoet · Post by **PariahPoet** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:43 pm

While spelunking after you just crawled through a crevasse just barely large enough to accomodate your human form.

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:00 pm

While attending anger management councilling

While being pulled over for speeding ("I only had two coconuts, officer...")

While talking about spirituality and totem animals

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:50 am

While changing your clothes

When you are about to kiss the bride in a wedding.

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:53 am

Apokryltaros wrote:
Timber-WoIf wrote:while visiting the Pope

You got a hicky when you visited the Pope?

No wonder that old coot died.

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:26 am

Hey! I'm a Pagan, and I'm still offended. Now Pope Innocent III, the guy who ordered the Spanish Inquisition, he was a coot. But, John Paul, he was cool. I disagree with his stances against contraception and reproductive rights, but overall, his papacy was pretty phenomenal. He once recognized Professor Stephen Hawking for his work on the creation of the universe. That's even more phenomenal, given that a few centuries earlier, he would have been tied to a stick and set on fire for his contributions to science. Pope John Paul also recognized Mary as a co-redemptrix--in effect, bringing back a Goddess figure out of centuries of repression. So, watch it... Grrrr...

mexwerewolf · Post by **mexwerewolf** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:43 pm

While meeting her parents' fiannce

While on court

While visiting a top secret government facility for paranormal research

On a job interview

Dancing in a club with your girl

Attending church

On a PETA meeting

On the school talking with your son's teacher about his bad behavior

When your girlfriend decides to tell you that she is going to dump you

Giving a lecture at the university about emotions and how to control them

While in therapy session with your psyquatrist

* Werewolf in human form: Dr. I can feel my animal side coming....
* Psyquiatrist: Let's explore that further... let it come out
* Werewolf in human form shifts
* Psyquatrist: Oh sorry... the time is up.. I will talk to your werewolf side next week

Herpscott · Post by **Herpscott** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:50 pm

mexwerewolf wrote:
On a PETA meeting

People Eating Tasty Animals.

I'm sorry if I offend anyone that might be a PETA member, I believe that their hearts are in the right place, but as with so many groups like this there are extremists that take the message beyond science, beyond faith, and beyond reason.

Did you know that eating meat makes you impotent? <----- B.S.!

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Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:24 pm

Herpscott wrote: People Eating Tasty Animals.

Lyco · Post by **Lyco** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:55 am

-while trying to help someone through a bad acid trip...

...prolly give them a heart attack >_<

Silverfang · Post by **Silverfang** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:22 am

While at a stag do with the party's stripper cavorting right in front of you

While at work with the manager giving you hell..... or would that be a good time to shift?

Can't think of anymore for now....

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:18 pm

Scott Gardener wrote:Hey! I'm a Pagan, and I'm still offended. Now Pope Innocent III, the guy who ordered the Spanish Inquisition, he was a coot. But, John Paul, he was cool. I disagree with his stances against contraception and reproductive rights, but overall, his papacy was pretty phenomenal. He once recognized Professor Stephen Hawking for his work on the creation of the universe. That's even more phenomenal, given that a few centuries earlier, he would have been tied to a stick and set on fire for his contributions to science. Pope John Paul also recognized Mary as a co-redemptrix--in effect, bringing back a Goddess figure out of centuries of repression. So, watch it... Grrrr...

I think he was the clown of the katholic church, but thats my opinion. How could you take that guy seriously if you couldn't even understand what he was mumbling.

Edit: Just to make sure, I mean the Polish guy.

Lycanthrope · Post by **Lycanthrope** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:01 pm

As a mature person you obviously can justify your opinion, can't you?

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:05 pm

I thought for a moment you meant John Paul Jones, bassist for Led Zeppelin. Thanks for the clarification.

Hey fellas, have you heard the news?
You know that Annie’s back in town?
It won’t take long just watch and see
How the fellas lay their money down.
Her style is new but the face is the same
As it was so long ago,
But from her eyes, a diff’rent smile
Like that of one who knows...

Heartbreaker! Heartbreaker!

:headbanger:

Apokryltaros · Post by **Apokryltaros** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:27 pm

Scott Gardener wrote:Hey! I'm a Pagan, and I'm still offended. Now Pope Innocent III, the guy who ordered the Spanish Inquisition, he was a coot.

Technically speaking, no Pope ever ordered the Spanish Inquisition. The Popes had their own Inquisition, and several of the Popes gave great disapproval of the Spanish Inquisition, which was, for all intents and purposes, King Ferdinand's personal fundraising institution. I think Pope Innocent III was the first Pope to approve of the Spanish Inquisition, if only because if he didn't, King Ferdinand wouldn't send troops to defend the Italian Kingdoms against Turkish raiders.