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They're just hilarious!
And here's a tape of Chuck Norris reading Chuck Norris facts:When Chuck Norris walks he rotates the world beneath his feet; he has never moved.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to kill you today. Chuck Norris is patient.
Chuck Norris solved the Bermuda Triangle by using the Pythagorean Theorem.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
All your base are belong to us. If by "us" you mean Chuck Norris, and "base" you mean women, schools, cars, souls, virginities, webrings, 4q.cc, Xanga, Facebook, crushes, poetry, spoken language, modernism, financial wealth, laughter, joy, peace, philosophy, eschatology, doctrine, theology, vision, hearing, atoms, molecules, and anything else Chuck Norris wants.
Legend has it that Chuck Norris single-handedly wrote the Constitution of the United States in blood from Thomas Jefferson.
Chuck Norris once inhaled a seagull.
Chuck Norris refers to bullet wounds as, "a way to get that annoying blood out of my system so that I finally have room for that lava transplant."
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