To see me roaring and coming at you full pelt with a large sword, complete with a gut wrencher. The sword sinks deep into your flesh I drop the sword and yell
"Wooh I are teh King" puts crown on head...
while im still alive calls in the dora super gun to destroy the hill, soon the hill and the king is pounded by a 200,000kg shell
No one is king (its up for grap!)
(for every afro avatar, a funky man loses his hair, please, think of undercover brother)
But that was not Terastas. It was Terastas's twin brother possessed by the sentient mold Sublime pretending to be Orlando Hernandez pretending to be Terastas.
But I don't need to do anything, because Syzygy's badge boomerangs right back at him.
I narrowly dodge the badge, but I am so horribly confused that I don't who I should be trying to kick off the throne. I drop a bomb, a really big and bad bomb. Everyone must die - only then will I be... KING!
But as Syzygy should know by now from watching movies, no massive doomsday device that kills everyone ever works. After giving a Bond one-liner, I throw Syzygy over the bridge where he's killed by his pet sharks and escape right before his island volcano fortress explodes.
I use the profits from the movie to buy a new hill and a new crown.
I give a rousing speech at the local market to the citizens of LRD's monarchy. They are furious at the hardships and suffering they have to under his iron fist. We rise up in rebellion, arming ourself with AK-47's (and duckies) and overthrow the despot.
Shoves LRD's face into a cow pie and holds him down in it until he suffocates.
Yeah, I know he wasn't the king, but I just wanted to do that since he failed to explain exactly what was so special about his pie that it killed me on contact. F - - for originality!
Then I pounce Syzygy and tie his hands and feet together, load him into my catapult and aim it at Mt. Rushmore. Please just use your imagination on this one.
I fly towards Mt. Rushmore, but due to Terastas' bad aim, I somehow landed perfectly on top of the mountain in one perfect (not-splattered-into-a-million-ugly-bits) piece.
a b-52 flys over the moutain using nuclear power! a single bomb is dropped and LRD is riding it, he steers the bomb into syzgy throat and jumps off at the last moment, using his jetpack LRD flys back on top of the moutain
king of the moutain!
(for every afro avatar, a funky man loses his hair, please, think of undercover brother)