The "You know you've ________ when..." Game

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:37 pm

...it's got more than six legs.

You know you're not a golfer when...

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:00 pm

Your clubs are all gone by the 18th hole.

You know someone's dad is a mafia boss when. . .

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:14 pm

...your enemies are gone by the eighteenth hole.

You know it's time to get a more gas-efficient car when...

psiguy · Post by **psiguy** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:47 pm

...It costs 17 million dollars just for it to make a mile.

You know you were a dog in your past life when...

Akugarou · Post by **Akugarou** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:46 pm

...You have an abnormal obsession with burying your bone.

You know it's too hot to go outside when...

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:33 pm

...When once stepping outside you suddenly notice you can't lift your foot. Appears that your shoe had melted into the pavement.

You know it's too cold when...

Okamiotoko · Post by **Okamiotoko** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:46 pm

...your thermometer reads negative kelvins.

You know its time to go outside when......

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:50 am

...you smell gas!

You know its time to get inside when...

Cavman · Post by **Cavman** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:49 pm

... Giant three-legged alien robots start vaporizing people on the streets.

You know its time to get out of your recliner when....

White Paw · Post by **White Paw** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:00 pm

there is a wet spot where you are sitting

White Paw · Post by **White Paw** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:01 pm

you know its time to go when...........

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:03 pm

The guy responding to your "you know" is notorious for his ranting.

You know you've been transported to an anime dimension when. . .

Okamiotoko · Post by **Okamiotoko** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:22 pm

Peoples eyes are 8 times too big, and their hair maches the color of skittles.

You know its time to take a shower when....

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:30 pm

......Birds fall out of the trees when you walk by.

You know you're obsessed with werewolves when

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:54 pm

...you shift into Gestalt form, and none of your friends are surprised.

You know it's time to upgrade your graphics card when...

Okamiotoko · Post by **Okamiotoko** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:39 am

...Minesweeper makes it crash.

You you need a vacation when....

silverpaw · Post by **silverpaw** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:42 am

You wake up with a machine gun in one hand and your boss's head in the other

You know you like someone when...

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:43 pm

...You become incoherent whenever said person sais hi.

You know you play too much GTA when. . .

White Paw · Post by **White Paw** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:15 pm

............you have all the hidden packages memorized.

you know your going to jail when........

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:49 am

...you give the cop the small bag of herroin instead of your drivers license.

You know you'll be hit by a duckie when...

silverpaw · Post by **silverpaw** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:01 am

Figarou is within 10 feeet

You know how to read when...

White Paw · Post by **White Paw** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:44 am

I dont know how to read..........................well anyways..

You know you have lost your train of thought when..............

(p.s. I have to thank my mom for reading and typing this for me.)

silverpaw · Post by **silverpaw** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:19 am

When your mother tyoes things for you

You know your doing work for other when...

White Paw · Post by **White Paw** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:01 pm

............your desk is made of other peoples reports due.....

.............you know you need a new car when...........

Fang · Post by **Fang** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:39 pm

. . . you find a sun roof in your car that wasn't there before

you Know your new dog is a werewolf when. . .