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You don't suppose I could put you on my list, too, then?

Apokryltaros wrote:You don't suppose I could put you on my list, too, then?

I've acidentally taken small bites out of myself before, and can honestly say that...I really don't taste very good.

maybe you just need some heat

BBQ any one?

Vuldari wrote:

Apokryltaros wrote:You don't suppose I could put you on my list, too, then?

I've acidentally taken small bites out of myself before, and can honestly say that...I really don't taste very good.

Maybe you need some MSG?

Anubis wrote:maybe you just need some heat

BBQ any one?

I'll go get the sauce.

and i'll get the apperon that says "kiss the cook"

I am not invited?

Ill get the stake.

"...Umm...yeah...*cough*...You just stay right there and I'll go get you somthing to put that Barbeque sauce on... or...something..."

*Eyes Pack of hungry Werewolves slowly creeping towards him, shuffles feet nervously, and suddenly turns on the spot and bolts at lightning speed like a frightened rabbit.*



*Vanishes around a corner in a blink of an eye, leaving only a cloud of dust where he once stood*

that sounds like my family reunions

How strange

Vuldari wrote: "...Umm...yeah...*cough*...You just stay right there and I'll go get you somthing to put that Barbeque sauce on... or...something..."

*Eyes Pack of hungry Werewolves slowly creeping towards him, shuffles feet nervously, and suddenly turns on the spot and bolts at lightning speed like a frightened rabbit.*



*Vanishes around a corner in a blink of an eye, leaving only a cloud of dust where he once stood*

Oh, I hate fast food.

Oh, I don't know. Makes for a good chase; there's something satisfying about having earned one's food.

Apokryltaros wrote:

Vuldari wrote:*Vanishes around a corner in a blink of an eye, leaving only a cloud of dust where he once stood*

Oh, I hate fast food.

Well, at least this way you work off all the calories.

i would hate to be bitten by a were skunk

Wolveblade wrote:i would hate to be bitten by a were skunk

Bitten?

I'd hate to be sprayed by one!!

PU!!

Figarou wrote:

Wolveblade wrote:i would hate to be bitten by a were skunk

Bitten?

I'd hate to be sprayed by one!!

PU!!

maybe with were-skunks you might turn into one after getting sprayed!

a were-porcupine would not be fun to be

a Were-Chinese Crested Hairless would be worse

you know Sam? the world's ugliest dog? he was a Chinese Crested Hairless

I would hate to be bite by that thing I mean dog.

Ralith wrote:Do note that while wolves etc. may prefer to hunt in a pack, when alone they don't need to take down the large prey species you mention, but get along happily on much smaller and easier to catch things.

My point was that predators don't always live up to the hype, and that prey animals are often underestimated. I was trying to tell people that being a prey animal isn't so bad.

*steps on Ralith's paw with her dinner plate giraffe feet before walking away in a huff*

Ronkonkoma wrote:

Figarou wrote:

Wolveblade wrote:i would hate to be bitten by a were skunk

Bitten?

I'd hate to be sprayed by one!!

PU!!

maybe with were-skunks you might turn into one after getting sprayed!

Now thats something you don't see everyday.




Hmm...I'd hate to turn into a were-bedbug. Imagine a bed being your stalking grounds!!

You wait patiently for your victim to go to bed. Then out from behind the pillows, you attack!! RAAAWWRRRR!!!

*woman screams* EEEEEEEEKKKK!!

Figarou wrote:

Ronkonkoma wrote:

Figarou wrote:

Wolveblade wrote:i would hate to be bitten by a were skunk

Bitten?

I'd hate to be sprayed by one!!

PU!!

maybe with were-skunks you might turn into one after getting sprayed!

Now thats something you don't see everyday.




Hmm...I'd hate to turn into a were-bedbug. Imagine a bed being your stalking grounds!!

You wait patiently for your victim to go to bed. Then out from behind the pillows, you attack!! RAAAWWRRRR!!!

*woman screams* EEEEEEEEKKKK!!

There's this one kind of assassin bug that preys on bedbugs, and specifically targets those bedbugs that have recently fed, and drains them of all the blood their victim has stolen.

Apokryltaros wrote: There's this one kind of assassin bug that preys on bedbugs, and specifically targets those bedbugs that have recently fed, and drains them of all the blood their victim has stolen.

Well, if that assassin bug also becomes a were, the bed will become a battle ground.

Heh..I can see that as a movie.


Underworld-Under the covers

Underworld 2- The pillow fight

The world's ugliest dog DIED! Poor hideous dude.

Were-apes. That would suck. Heh, some people might not even notice the change!

Were-mosquitoes.
"zOMG it bit me i have west nile!!11!!one1!!eleven!!1"
"Naw, you just get to be a mosquito!"

I also have a thing with pigs. I don't like pig-like animals, for the most part. Any were-pig tries to bite me, I will personally punt him off a cliff...and then roast him.

Kiba wrote:The world's ugliest dog DIED! Poor hideous dude.

He's dead?
How did they notice?

That is THE most disturbing mammal I've ever seen Ok, the most disturbing non-bug-thing I've seen.

It is more evil looking than Cujo! Demon dog!

He shall continue to haunt millions

Were-elephants and were-pigs. Two lycanthrope types i dislike. I just think they don't suit my personality well.

being a Were-naked Mole Rat would not be good, not at all