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there is such a thing as too much anime?

You know you don't get enough sleep when...

...the people you live with tell you to go to bed as they're leaving for work in the morning.

You know your family is weird when...

you can't do the family handshake without tenticles

You know vampires suck when. . .

.. you actually see one singing the lolly pop song!

You know you've been driving for too long when....

You see more than one car with Wisconsin plates.

You know a priest used to be a New York cop when. . .

When his sermons begin with the words yous guys.

You know youre on a bad ocean liner when. . .

it hits an iceberg.

You know you need a beer when...

...You claim it to be "Our Precious", stare at it all day, and you stroke it with your finger all day in a dark cave somewhere around middle earth.

You know you need a shave when...

you begin to start looking like Richard Simmon's Chest.

You know you need more sun when...

People mistake you for a vampire(EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW)

You know you need a life when. . .

You go explore the pits of hell because you think that you've lost it during your last family trip.

You know that he knows that she knows that her cousin knows that this guy knows that his dog might know probbably because this cat knows because your aunt's sister's neice's father's grandson's sister (twice removed)'s god mother knows...

...because she just left the stage of the Oprah Winfrey show, telling you all about it.

You know you need a new car when...

You ask the mechanic's opinion and you hand him your transmission system.

You know you're watching a really crappy werewolf movie when...

when the werewolf dies at the hands of a vampire.

You know your girlfriend is cheating on you when....

...You know that she knows that he knows that his cousin knows that this guy knows that his dog might know probbably because this cat knows because your aunt's sister's neice's father's grandson's sister (twice removed)'s god mother knows.

You know you try to post too much stuff on forums when...

(lol Baphnedia.)

...you must clone yourself to keep up with your own pace.

You know you had amnesia when...

. . .when. . . .uhhhh. . . .what were we talking about?

You know youre drunk when. . .

you start having a conversation with a park bench

you know your dog hates you when?

It stops humping your leg (haha stryker):lol:

You know your Insane when...

you wake up naked after a full moon covered in dirt and other random things.

You know you need more coffee when...

when you wake up with letters on you cheek.


you know your watching c crappy movie when....

... It premeirs in a public toilet!

You know that you played too much Everquest when...

You mindlessly attack a random whilst screaming diffretn magical chants


You know your guitar skill sucks when...

Jimi Hendrix rises out of his grave, comes to your house, smashes your guitar over your head, then yawns and goes back to being dead.

You know someone does a lot of drugs when. . .

...they claim to speak in the color purple and that he/she claims to establish contact with oranges.


You know your brain is fried when...