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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:43 am
by Figarou
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Where did the phrase. "Put a tiger in your tank" come from?
*stuffs Terastas in gas tank*
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:54 am
by Fang
From the germans using bengal tigers as effective peices of artillery
Who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop, and who put the ram in the ramalamadingdon?
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:43 pm
by deruty
The moogles did.
Kupo?
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:07 pm
by Kaebora
No Kupo. *Snips off the head pom-pom, and moogle bleeds to death.*
Was that wrong of me?
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:42 pm
by wicked_wolf_heart
Probably.
can you say six silly santas sardonic slaves 10 times fast?
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:40 am
by lupine
Only when I'm asleep. but only 9 times really fast!
How Big was the Big Lebowski?
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:46 pm
by Terastas
Bigger than Jesus.
What is growing in Figarou's armpits?
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:54 pm
by Lukas
the bubanic plague
you know what the bubanic plague is right?
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:05 pm
by Kaebora
A flesh eating virus that attacks only duckies.
How did Figarou become afflicted with a duckie virus?
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:11 pm
by darkest wolf
He tried to toss a dove and was thus smited for running out of duckies.
Was there an extra ducky in his armpit?
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:40 pm
by wicked_wolf_heart
Thats probably it, although quite disturbing.
Are we sure he isn't part were-duckie??? O.o
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:54 pm
by darkest wolf
You never know...
Alright here's a little question not relating to members...
There are three light switches that control the three lights in a basement. You must find out which one each switch belongs to. The switches from left to right do not correspond to their respectful lightbulb. You can only visit the basement once. How do you figure which one is which?
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:38 pm
by Kaebora
Say "screw it" and take the flashlight. Sue the electrician later.
How many human heads has Judge Judy bit off?
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:45 am
by darkest wolf
Millions, more than half of them aren't on record.
How many fights has Jerry Springer started?
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Oh and for those who wanted to know the answer *rolls eyes.* You turn on the first switch and leave it on for several hours. You repeat the process two more times. The first one you turned on will be the coolest, the last one the warmest and the second one somewhere in between.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:18 am
by Terastas
42.
Where's Waldo?
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:35 pm
by Lukas
waldo is in waldo world doh!
and dont you think an easier question whould be to turn on the switchs on at a time and see which one turn on?
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:59 pm
by Kaebora
That last sentence was definately, positively, written in a tense that sounded like a question.
Sarcasm is fun. Who's the most Sarcastic person in the world?
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:59 am
by Figarou
Yours truly.
How do I set the laser printer to stun?
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:40 am
by Fang
By giving it to dogbert (Though it may come back a little stronger than stun)
Who's the biggest dork here?
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:09 pm
by Kaebora
Z.
Who's the biggest nintendo fanboy here?
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:02 am
by FoxOfWar
Nobody.
Who ate my pencil sharpener this time? (Seeing as I always manage to lose it somewhere...)
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:45 am
by wicked_wolf_heart
*shifty eyes* not I.....
Who here has The Cursed Monkey Toes???
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:07 am
by Miragh
Kirk has!
Why are those christian holidays so freakin' foolish! (no offence.. ok, maybe a little offence :b)
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:40 pm
by wicked_wolf_heart
Because I'm Wiccan.
Apple or Cherries?
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:00 pm
by Figarou
oranges!!
Would you like an apple pie with that?