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silverpaw wrote:AHHHHHHH *runs faster, Dives into a lake, bees gather on surface*

Dammit

*bees wait patiently by a tree for silverpaw to resurface*

*pops up quikly then ducks down* swims as fats as he can to another end of lake, bees follow dark image in water*

"BIUBBLENS,BUBBLE ANJA,GURGGLE"

(looks at a clock)

Hey, it's stuck on 7:29. I'll reset it.

(Then notices that the clock is attatched to a thermonuclear bomb.)

BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!

Rumblerumblerumblerumblerumblerumblerumblerumble...

Rocks fall, everybody dies.

-- Vilkacis

Vilkacis wrote:Rocks fall, everybody dies.

-- Vilkacis

I don't think so!!


*pulls out communicator*

"Scotty, one to beam up!"

*Feels earth shake from where he was napping peacefully...thousands of miles away from the blast and all the chaos leading to it*

"There has been a great disturbance in the force. ...as if a thousand duckies all quacked out in terror...and were suddenly silenced. ...that or it was thunder."

*Shrugs it off as an oddity, (as earthquakes don't usually occur in Minnesota), and goes back to sleep.*

*Curses to himself for making his presence known and closes the curtains, hoping no one noticed*

Vuldari wrote:
*Curses to himself for making his presence known and closes the curtains, hoping no one noticed*

Oh, you've been noticed.

Join in the fun. Make some emoticons while you're at it!!

*coughs up ruble and debris, looks around rubing bumb on head* "woot it killed the bees WOOHOO" *small rock falls and knocks me out*

*a cyborgs sneaks up on Vilkacis carrying a thermonuclear bomb inside*


Oh no!! Its going to self detonate!

*slowly starts to drool , whilst in an unconscious stupor*

silverpaw wrote:*slowly starts to drool , whilst in an unconscious stupor*

*picks up a pebble and knocks silverpaw out with it*

(i was already unconciouse) *slowly wakes up just to be knocked out again by figarou, drools more*

silverpaw wrote:(i was already unconciouse)

Of course.

Since I found out tiny pebbles knocks you out, no sence wasting my ammo on you.

...damn you*wakes up and starts bombarding figarou with a mixture of duckies dead bees and rocks*

grrr make me look like a fool *rock hits figarou between eyes* woot i hit for once

silverpaw wrote:...damn you*wakes up and starts bombarding figarou with a mixture of duckies dead bees and rocks*

grrr make me look like a fool *rock hits figarou between eyes* woot i hit for once

Really? are you sure you hit me? It could've been the cyborg you hit while it was impersonating me.

ahhh too confusing *runs in circles trying to realise the truth of whats happenin, decides to just fall asleep and ignore evrything* "Back off"

Figarou wrote:*a cyborgs sneaks up on Vilkacis carrying a thermonuclear bomb inside*


Oh no!! Its going to self detonate!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

That's wasn't me!

Foiled by your own trick:



-- Vilkacis

Vilkacis wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHA!

That's wasn't me!

Foiled by your own trick:



-- Vilkacis

These cyborgs knows who is who. They can't be fooled.

Muwa ha ha ha!!


*fires upon Vilkacis*

Kaboom!!



Yes, I know. *Vilkacis dodges duckie photon torpedo* or *disappears* *teleports to a new area.* This scenario will never end.

Figarou wrote:Yes, I know. *Vilkacis dodges duckie photon torpedo* or *disappears* *teleports to a new area.* This scenario will never end.

Of course not. No rules!

---

As the ducky photon torpedo speeds toward him, Vilkacis closes his eyes peacefully and calmly recites:

< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| } , , system halted

As Vilkacis invokes the mighty Waka Waka Poem, the air around him begins to shimmer, as it quickly becomes saturated with energy. Upon the climax of the recital, a great tear in reality forms. And with a massive burst of light and heat--in the matter of a moment--Vilkacis is gone. Never to be seen in this thread again...

-- Vilkacis

(*Phonetically, this translates to:

Waka waka bang splat tic tic hash
Carot quote back-tic dollar dollar dash
Bang splat equal at dollar underscore
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash
vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma crash.)

Vilkacis wrote:

Figarou wrote:Yes, I know. *Vilkacis dodges duckie photon torpedo* or *disappears* *teleports to a new area.* This scenario will never end.

Of course not. No rules!

---

As the ducky photon torpedo speeds toward him, Vilkacis closes his eyes peacefully and calmly recites:

< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| } , , system halted

As Vilkacis invokes the mighty Waka Waka Poem, the air around him begins to shimmer, as it quickly becomes saturated with energy. Upon the climax of the recital, a great tear in reality forms. And with a massive burst of light and heat--in the matter of a moment--Vilkacis is gone. Never to be seen in this thread again...

-- Vilkacis

(*Phonetically, this translates to:

Waka waka bang splat tic tic hash
Carot quote back-tic dollar dollar dash
Bang splat equal at dollar underscore
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash
vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma crash.)

Instead of typing all that, just do this----->


Beam me up, Scotty!

Figarou wrote:Beam me up, Scotty!

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes."

-- Vilkacis

Vilkacis wrote:

Figarou wrote:Beam me up, Scotty!

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes."

-- Vilkacis

Why have clothes when you have fur!!

Oh, great. You got me.

And I said I wouldn't be seen in this thread again, bah.

EDIT: It took me all of two seconds to break that.

-- Vilkacis

Vilkacis wrote:Oh, great. You got me.

And I said I wouldn't be seen in this thread again, bah.

-- Vilkacis

Ha!!! You'll never leave this thread!!

Figarou wrote:Ha!!! You'll never leave this thread!!

<singing>
This is the thread that never ends...
It goes on and on my friend!
Some people started posting here, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue posting here forever, just because:

This is the thread that never ends...
(Ad nauseum.)
</singing>

-- Vilkacis