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Terastas wrote:

Searif Bogard wrote:true, plus I think a werewolf would most likely try to save people instead of the duckie thing, maybe lick someone in the face

Wow. Lots of suggestions for face-licking all of a sudden.

( Insert Alot of smart and true words and statements. )

True, I'd say that a werewolf would do what a normal human would do. If theres trouble right there they're going to help, unless in a more wolven form. Yet I really doubt a werewolf is going to play the super hero game.

outwarddoodles wrote: Yet I really doubt a werewolf is going to play the super hero game.

Thats what you think!!


Granny- "Help!!"

Superwolf- *flies in from out of nowhere* "What seems to be the trouble, maam?"

Granny-"My kitty is stuck in a tree!"

Superwolf- *looks up and gives a super growl*

kitty- *turns white, faints, and falls out of tree*

Superwolf- *catches kitty* "Here you go maam!!" Now I'm off to help other victims!! *flies off*

Figarou wrote:Superwolf- *catches kitty* "Here you go maam!!" Now I'm off to help other victims!! *flies off*

Now remember, my trusty sidekick, when catching a kitten or a small child falling from a tree or other high place, it is absolutely essential that you catch them with your hands.

How bout a gestalt WW drinking out of the toilet?

Silverclaw wrote:How bout a gestalt WW drinking out of the toilet?

That would be taking the whole canine instinct thing a little too far.

Although I could picture an equally comical scene involving a werewolf trying to drink out of a bottle without dribbling or making a fool of himself, or forgetting about his extended muzzle and getting more on his fur than in his mouth when he tries to drink as he normally would. Another aspect we tend to think of as purely a simian thing (or at least not a canine thing) is problem solving, and since canine's can't really suck on straws or pucker their lips to a bottle opening, it would be a really human thing for a werewolf to go to the kitchen and get a glass so they could lap at it without getting any on the carpet.

Terastas wrote:

Figarou wrote:Superwolf- *catches kitty* "Here you go maam!!" Now I'm off to help other victims!! *flies off*

Now remember, my trusty sidekick, when catching a kitten or a small child falling from a tree or other high place, it is absolutely essential that you catch them with your hands.

Hands? You mean paws.

Nuzzling is always cute

Figarou wrote:

Terastas wrote:

Figarou wrote:Superwolf- *catches kitty* "Here you go maam!!" Now I'm off to help other victims!! *flies off*

Now remember, my trusty sidekick, when catching a kitten or a small child falling from a tree or other high place, it is absolutely essential that you catch them with your hands.

Hands? You mean paws.

Well... Handpaws as the case would have it.

And yeah, nuzzling is always cute, and probably a little more dignified than face-licking too.

Figarou wrote: heh, I bet you'll see a close up of the werewolf's butt when the tail pops out during the shift.

(And I hope its a female's tush)

mmmmmmmm, female werewolf butt *drools*

Damn, now I'm gonna be thinking about that all night... err, nevermind, I just about always think about that anyway =^.^=

Terastas wrote: Eyes are usually a good indicator, but this might be one of the exceptions. Human eyes are considered to be expressive because we've all been reading them for most of our lives, but nonhuman eyes generally take some level of prolonged exposure to be read. I'm imagining a wolf's occular emotions would be tough to read and even tougher to animate.

I seem to "read" dogs' & wolf-dog-hybrids' eyes well. But I've spent much time around them.

A werewolf chasing their tail?

Silverclaw wrote:A werewolf chasing their tail?

Heh, imagine a werewolf seeing the tail for the 1st time after the 1st shift.


werewolf1 "OMG!! Whats that behind you?"

werewolf2 "HUH?" *turns around*

werewolf1 *points* "You got something on your butt!"

werewolf2 "Thats my tail you ding dong! You got one to!!

werewolf 1 *turns around and sees a tail wagging* *screams* AHHHHHHH!!! *runs* Oh no!! Its after me!!!

you got that our of somewhere figarou, i just know it.

Shadow Wulf wrote:you got that our of somewhere figarou, i just know it.

yup..from another post I did. It fits what Silverclaw said in her post.

I thought that seemed familar

Yeah, I rembember seeing it before.

Terastas wrote:We attribute play to just about every species in the mammal family, but only humans seem to have this unique ability to laugh at ideas, recollections or things that would otherwise not be amusing.

Hmmm......

1 How Do You Catch A Unique werewolf?

Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch A Tame Werewolf?

Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

Figarou wrote:Really bad jokes

Lupin wrote:

Figarou wrote:Really bad jokes

Lupin wrote:

Figarou wrote:Really bad jokes

I've been looking for a place to try out this joke...



A werewolf walks into a bar and says, "Give me.......... a Pina............ Colada."

The bartender is about to make fun of the guy for getting such a wimpy drink when he notices three hot chicks come to the lycanthrope's side, offering him smokes, drinks, and more.

Once the wolf man fends them off and pays for his drink, the bartender says, "I don't get it. Why were they all over you like that?"

"Well.........," answers the werewolf, "you know what they say........ about guys with big........ pause."

Kavik wrote:"Well.........," answers the werewolf, "you know what they say........ about guys with big........ pause."

Father of the Pride: Road Trip wrote:Siegfried: "Get it, like... Paws? And... Pause like for a commercial break?"
Roy: "Ja. Explain it to them. That will make it funny."

look to wolf packs for the friendlyness it depends on their nature and level in pack.....the pups play and are cared for by the entire pack....there are those who are tolerant and those bad tempered the high ups and the lower servant types

werewolves are loving tender and protective to their mates and family (such as pups/ kids whatever) but if someone or something were to harm what they love and cherish a hellish demon is released and they become a totally diffrent creature

maybe in the movie the main charactor after a fight or something returns to his injured /scared human mate pickes her up carefully and comforts her/ cares for her injuries ect. showing an entirely diffrent side of his personna

Lets have a gestalt ww wear a Donald Duck style sailor hat while licking an over-sized lollypop

Silverclaw wrote:Lets have a gestalt ww wear a Donald Duck style sailor hat while licking an over-sized lollypop

Heh...don't let me near that Donald duck type werewolf!! I'll toss 'em!!!