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outwarddoodles wrote:

I wish the statement directly below is false:
I wish the statement directly above is true.

You already wished the one above first and so the one below is false, that means if thats true the one above is also false, stating that the second one is true and that means the one above is true and if thats correct the one below is false.

I'm was thinking.

That was my intent. Now I wanna' see someone corrupt it in a way I didn't imagine (I've already thought of one way).

-- Vilkacis

Reilune wrote:I wish my wishes will never be and have never been corrupted.

Granted. It is now impossible to corrupt any of your wishes.

Unfortunately, Vikalis and I jam a crowbar up your nose for being a killjoy.

I wish that the nose of the next person who wishes their wishes were uncorruptable or specifies "as I imagine it" would turn into a a rabid wolverine.

I wish the statement directly below is false:
I wish the statement directly above is true.

I know how to corrupt it!!

While looking closely at the screen, and help of a magnifying glass I saw between the two wishes:

Vilkacis will not be bonked by duckies.
Vilkacis will be pelted by duckies.

Thus 'Vilkacis will not be bonked by duckies' is false and 'Vilkacis will be pelted by duckies' is true. Nice wish! You shall be pelted with millions of duckies!

*looks up from havign eaten most of outwarddoodles' duckies* oh, these were for thowing... oops...

i wish i had a giant die. (as in singular for dice. as it is, i got one about 1.5" cube today at the dentist. it's so much fun to play a game of volleycube...)

outwarddoodles wrote:I know how to corrupt it!!

Yup, you got it. That was exactly the way I thought of too, except for the duckies part.

-- Vilkacis

Shadowblaze wrote:i wish i had a giant die. (as in singular for dice. ...)

One giant die appears in your backyard, as requested. This die is truly huge. In fact, it is so large and massive that its gravitational pull wrecks the Earth's orbit and sends the entire planet spiraling into the sun. This process happens in less than a week.



I wish all dogs came with working, built-in mute buttons.

-- Vilkacis

Vilkacis wrote:

I wish all dogs came with working, built-in mute buttons.

-- Vilkacis

Granted

The button is located inside the muzzle behind the massive fangs. Watch out!! They will bite before going into mute mode. Must be pressed manually


I wish I can figure out what this means.

3-8-1 AB 4-6-2 DC 5-9-9 GK 3-2-0

Figarou wrote:I wish I can figure out what this means.

this (thĭs)
pron. pl. these (thēz)

1. a. Used to refer to the person or thing present, nearby, or just mentioned: This is my cat. These are my tools.
b. Used to refer to what is about to be said: Now don't laugh when you hear this.
c. Used to refer to the present event, action, or time: said he'd be back before this.
2. Used to indicate the nearer or the more immediate one: This is mine and that is yours.



Heh. I'm gonna' see if I can track down the answer though. I'm interested in finding out, but it's hard to find information with so little context.



I wish all poodles would spontaneously combust.

-- Vilkacis

Vilkacis wrote:

Figarou wrote:I wish I can figure out what this means.

this (thĭs)
pron. pl. these (thēz)

1. a. Used to refer to the person or thing present, nearby, or just mentioned: This is my cat. These are my tools.
b. Used to refer to what is about to be said: Now don't laugh when you hear this.
c. Used to refer to the present event, action, or time: said he'd be back before this.
2. Used to indicate the nearer or the more immediate one: This is mine and that is yours.

Figarou wrote:

Yeah, yeah.. I know that kind of semantic tweaking is getting old. Blame it on me being really tired right now. Maybe I'll come up with something better tomorrow.

-- Vilkacis

Vilkacis wrote:

I wish all poodles would spontaneously combust.

-- Vilkacis

Granted

For each poodle that spontaneously combust, 100 living creatures must perish.

I wish Vilkacis a great career once he finishes college. (Or whatever schooling he is taking at the moment.)

Figarou wrote:I wish Vilkacis a great career once he finishes college. (Or whatever schooling he is taking at the moment.)

Granted. Vikalis for dictator in 2012.

I wish the first guy to be executed by a Conneticut in 40 years didn't have the exact same first and last name as me.

Figarou wrote:I wish Vilkacis a great career once he finishes college. (Or whatever schooling he is taking at the moment.)

I'm not sure whether I should thank you for making such a kind wish, or thwap you upside the head because you knew beforehand it would be corrupted.

Terastas wrote:Granted. Vikalis for dictator in 2012.

Booya!

(And, that 'l' moved over, like, three characters and killed my 'c')

Terastas wrote:I wish the first guy to be executed by a Conneticut in 40 years didn't have the exact same first and last name as me.

Ouch! (Michael Ross?)

Granted. Connecticut has and always will fully support capital punishment, even for relatively minor crimes. There will never be a period in Connecticut's history longer than a half a year where an execution does not occur.



I wish all seeing-eye dogs would turn into angry Rodents Of Unusual Size.

-- Vilkais (poor 'c,' *sniffle*)

Vilkacis wrote:

Figarou wrote:I wish Vilkacis a great career once he finishes college. (Or whatever schooling he is taking at the moment.)

I'm not sure whether I should thank you for making such a kind wish, or thwap you upside the head because you knew beforehand it would be corrupted.

I couldn't think of a wish. So I thought I'd be kind and say something nice. And yes, I knew it will be corrupted. By you, probably not. The next person had to do it. I knew it wouldn't be terrible corruption.

Vilkacis wrote:Ouch! (Michael Ross?)

Yup. That's him/me. All the more reason to make Terastas my legal name.

I wish all seeing-eye dogs would turn into angry Rodents Of Unusual Size.

And suddenly all the seeing-eye dogs turn into big Volvo-sized rodents. Unfortunately, it's being turned into a giant rodent that fulfills the angry factor, so they all gather on your street demanding that you use your next wish to change them back. Your next wish, of course, gets corrupted too, so that just peeves them even more.

I wish someone would finally perfect and make public the formula for cold fussion.

Terastas wrote:I wish someone would finally perfect and make public the formula for cold fussion.

Already been done.




I wish Terastas would go watch The Princess Bride.

-- Vilkacis

Vilkacis wrote:I wish Terastas would go watch The Princess Bride.

-- Vilkacis

Done. I am given the urge to march straight to Blockbuster and rent the Princess Bride, an urge which I fight all the way to the store and all the way back to where I'd set up my laptop.

And when the movie is over, I'm so P.O.ed that you made me watch such a gawd-awful movie that I decide to return the favor with my wish:

I wish Vilkacis would be a contestant on He's a Lady 2.

Terastas wrote:I wish Vilkacis would be a contestant on He's a Lady 2.

*whimper* What a truly evil wish!

The Princess Bride wasn't that bad!




Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Westley: Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist...

-- Vilkacis

Vilkacis wrote:*whimper* What a truly evil wish!

Maybe so, but it's also way too easy to corrupt.

Terastas wrote:Maybe so, but it's also way too easy to corrupt.

Agreed, but I want to see someone else do it.

-- Vilkacis

hmmm... i wish i had a piece of cheezecake...

Shadowblaze wrote:hmmm... i wish i had a piece of cheezecake...

Why? You practically eat everything else.

everythign includes 'figarou'...

Zhadowblaze wrote:hmmm... i wish i had a piece of cheezecake...

Normally I wouldn't anzwer an out-of-turn wizh, but zince this thread zeems to have come to an otherwize zcreeching halt...

Done. A piece of cheezecake zuddenly appearz right before your eyez. Unfortunately, your zpelling error endz up azzimilating into the Englizh dictionary and tranzpozez all Zz with Sz and vice verza.

I hope your happy Zhadowblaze.

~Teraztaz.

My previouz wizh about Vilkaciz and He'z a Lady 2 ztill ztandz.

Terastas wrote:

Zhadowblaze wrote:hmmm... i wish i had a piece of cheezecake...

Normally I wouldn't anzwer an out-of-turn wizh, but zince this thread zeems to have come to an otherwize zcreeching halt...

Done. A piece of cheezecake zuddenly appearz right before your eyez. Unfortunately, your zpelling error endz up azzimilating into the Englizh dictionary and tranzpozez all Zz with Sz and vice verza.

I hope your happy Zhadowblaze.

~Teraztaz.

My previouz wizh about Vilkaciz and He'z a Lady 2 ztill ztandz.

Heh, you missed two Terastas. The word "this" has an "s" when its suppose to have a "z" and "zeems" should be "zeemz"