kitetsu wrote:http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/co ... 64368.html
One more reason for me to distrust middle-eastern muslims, as a muslim.
Really, guys, keep it the f*** up, keep sullying the muslim name. Someday I'll wipe your fake smiles with a handful of C4 and lead down your throats.
If that's what people in the Middle East think all capitalism looks like, that would explain why they hate us so much.
The part that amused me the most was all the idiots trying to fearmonger that if we didn't support Dubai, it'd go the way of Iran. But it's just the opposite: It's going to go the way of Iran as soon as the terrorists figure out there are 300,000 sickly, suicidal, borderline-psychotic slave laborers just waiting for someone to hand them a gun. They might be able to cover it up when they throw themselves off of construction projects, but how are they going to explain it away when they take a page out of the psycho American gun enthusiast's playbook and kill themselves by going on shooting rampages instead?
Dubai's problem is the same one Soviet Russia and the "People's" Republic of China have: They wanted all the benefits of western capitalism without any of the drawbacks; they want the excessive luxuries and bragging rights, but they don't want to have to pay for it, don't want to share the wealth, don't want to address the consequences, and
especially don't want to deal with people like you and me that will point out just how incredibly
BLEEPing flawed their system is.
Which is why Dubai, like the U.S.S.R. before it, is incredibly
BLEEPing doomed. Which, honestly, is perfectly fine by me, seeing as they're still attracting despicable dregs and incompetent inbreds from all over the globe. The same people that almost completely bankrupted the western world with their bullcrap get-rich-quick schemes are now fleeing the west in either one of two directions: into China, or into Dubai, and guess what kind of business they'll be doing there as well.
Haliburton, the love-child of Bush and Cheney, the company that deliberately skyrocketed the national debt with a frivolous seven-year (and counting) war so they could snap up all of the arms and construction contracts, has since relocated its headquarters to Dubai. That is the kind of people Dubai is catering towards -- not just the richest 1%, but the
dumbest 1% of the richest 1%. Dubai is trying to dig its way out of the global recession by attracting and catering to the very idiots that created it.
Really, reading the section about the drunken British expats only reminded me of one thing:
Monty Python's "Upperclass Twit of the Year" sketch. These are people that won't notice that the entire system of Dubai is flawed from top to bottom until it finally collapses in on itself (and even when that happens, they'll blame it all on their slaves when they suddenly start shoving hookahs up their asses instead of wiping it for them).
So frankly, I am all for the complete and utter collapse of Dubai. When the slaves revolt and permanently introduce the heads of the Sheikh, the Emiratis and their pet inbred expats to their colons, the average IQ of the human race should go up about five points.
Until then, I hope this article doesn't get that many views, because the west still has a lot of rich irresponsible inbreds I'd like Dubai to take off our hands before the
BLEEP hits the fan. Do you think we could convince Mitch McConnell or Michael Atkinson that they'd like it there?