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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:04 pm
by Fang
. . .you're watching Cheech And Chong and think to yourself " Damn! they are freakin geniuses."
You know that sandwich was old when. . .
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:14 pm
by strykeriuswolf
it was green and growling at you
You know you have too many duckies when....
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:14 am
by silverpaw
Your belly begins quacking.
Youve wrritten"You know You've _____ when" too many times when...
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:35 am
by Syzygy
When you write "You know You've ______ when" at the end of your post.
You know your headmaster is freakin' childish when...
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:18 am
by silverpaw
He giggles at words like "penis"
You know youve run out of idea for a "You know You've ______ when" when...
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:44 am
by Evanstar
you stare blankly at the screen for over an hour.
You know you hated a movie when...
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:28 pm
by psiguy
... All the actors have lines like.. "ohh, I'm a famous movie star. I hava a line."... and .... "I'm the juggernaut B!7(H".
You know you're "forggetting something" ^_- when....
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:01 pm
by Scott Gardener
...you drive about an hour and a half and then realize...
...uh... what was the punchline?
Anyway,
You know you're a redneck when...
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:23 pm
by silverpaw
You think water skiing is attaching a rope around your stomache and being traged across a lake in a row boat.
You know your temper runs low when...
Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:19 am
by Syzygy
...people come up to you and remark how surprised they are that you haven't hit someone today.
You know you can't sing when...
Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:51 am
by silverpaw
People run in horror as soon as your mouth opens.
You know your in a coma when...
Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:39 pm
by Scott Gardener
beep... beep... beep... (pffft--ventilator sound) beep... beep... beep...
You know it's time to move when...
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:32 am
by silverpaw
A car is speeding towards you
You know its time to jump when...
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:08 am
by strykeriuswolf
the piolet from your skydiving plane is missing....
you know your about to die when......
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:13 am
by silverpaw
the piolet of your skydiving plane is missing
You know your Hurt when...
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:44 pm
by Scott Gardener
...you happen to notice large amounts of blood spurting from where your left hand used to be.
You know you're rich when...
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:31 pm
by strykeriuswolf
Gold falls from the sky and lands on and kills your gardner.....hehe.....
You know a wolf likes you when.......
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:01 am
by silverpaw
Instead of mauling you it begins to lick you in the face.
You know your an alien when...
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:19 am
by strykeriuswolf
you randomly start saying "Phone Home"
You know your angry with your girlfriend/boyfriend when.....
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:28 am
by silverpaw
They ditch you for another boyfriend/girlfriend
You know your angry with birds when...
birds
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:59 am
by strykeriuswolf
they poop on your freshly cleaned and waxed car.....
you know your happy when......
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:18 am
by silverpaw
You feel warm on the inside and at peace, as if nothing can disrupt you.
You know you feel hated when..
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:22 pm
by psiguy
...Hell seems to have made a home inside of you.
You know that guy is a "SON OF A B!*(H" when ...
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:18 am
by silverpaw
His Mother was a female dog...
You know your lost in a forest when...
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:24 pm
by Cavman
...You come to a tree with multiple directions that have been writen and scratched off, and they're all in your handwriting.
You know your not eating what you thought the name said when...